Seriously Stop sending this stuff I’m definitely on some fbi list now pic.twitter.com/cBifajRmoW
— Alex Stein #99 (@alexstein99) January 5, 2023
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President Trump should come to Congress.
— Sebastian Gorka DrG (@SebGorka) January 5, 2023
To broker a deal on the Speakership.
Tomorrow.
You know, on January 6th. #PeacfulAndPatriotic
Congrats @GOPLeader on your free Sandwich https://t.co/pUQ54zy3ma pic.twitter.com/y9r8eCaueQ
— Magills (@magills_) January 5, 2023
not really political, but
Teachers Demand Cameras In Homes To Monitor What Parents Are Teaching Children
U.S. - Controversy continues to unfold surrounding what teachers should and should not be teaching children. Teachers have responded by demanding cameras be placed in homes so they can monitor what parents are teaching their students.
"Why shouldn't we be able to see what they are teaching our students? Do they have something to hide?" said Katherine Lunsford, a public school teacher, and activist. "For all we know, they could be teaching our students that America is a great country, or worse, that not seeing race is okay."
"We need dedicated cameras in every room to watch students at all times to ensure they are being educated with state-approved worldviews," Katherine continued. "We can't just sit back and let these parents undo all of our hard work."
Advocates of cameras in every home argue that a concerning number of parents are not adequately continuing the children's education at home. They claim that kids return from summer break knowing nothing about climate justice, minority queer theory, or the racist roots of math.
"I just want my kids to learn the normal subjects and to treat everyone with respect regardless of race," said local parent Paul Collins, an extremist bigot who pulled his kids out of public school to indoctrinate them. "CRT in public schools told my kids they were horrible, white oppressors! And now they are telling me that I can't homeschool my kids unless they record everything that goes on in our home!"
At publishing time, parents who refused to accept cameras in their homes were labeled enemies of the state and their children were placed in the care of Child Protective Services.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee[url=https://babylonbeelive.com/][/url]
U.S. - Controversy continues to unfold surrounding what teachers should and should not be teaching children. Teachers have responded by demanding cameras be placed in homes so they can monitor what parents are teaching their students.
"Why shouldn't we be able to see what they are teaching our students? Do they have something to hide?" said Katherine Lunsford, a public school teacher, and activist. "For all we know, they could be teaching our students that America is a great country, or worse, that not seeing race is okay."
"We need dedicated cameras in every room to watch students at all times to ensure they are being educated with state-approved worldviews," Katherine continued. "We can't just sit back and let these parents undo all of our hard work."
Advocates of cameras in every home argue that a concerning number of parents are not adequately continuing the children's education at home. They claim that kids return from summer break knowing nothing about climate justice, minority queer theory, or the racist roots of math.
"I just want my kids to learn the normal subjects and to treat everyone with respect regardless of race," said local parent Paul Collins, an extremist bigot who pulled his kids out of public school to indoctrinate them. "CRT in public schools told my kids they were horrible, white oppressors! And now they are telling me that I can't homeschool my kids unless they record everything that goes on in our home!"
At publishing time, parents who refused to accept cameras in their homes were labeled enemies of the state and their children were placed in the care of Child Protective Services.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee[url=https://babylonbeelive.com/][/url]
Republicans Gather In Congress To Vote On Who Will Fail The Voters This Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. Today, Republicans in Congress are gathering to vote for their preferred politician who will let the voters down over the next two years.
"This is an honorable tradition, where we come together as team players to choose the one man who will most effectively preserve our power while doing the opposite of everything we promised our voters and spending trillions of dollars," said Rep. Dan Crenshaw. "Anyone who opposes our pick is anti-American!"
At publishing time, Republicans had considered just electing a Democrat Speaker of the House since there isn't much difference anyway.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. Today, Republicans in Congress are gathering to vote for their preferred politician who will let the voters down over the next two years.
"This is an honorable tradition, where we come together as team players to choose the one man who will most effectively preserve our power while doing the opposite of everything we promised our voters and spending trillions of dollars," said Rep. Dan Crenshaw. "Anyone who opposes our pick is anti-American!"
At publishing time, Republicans had considered just electing a Democrat Speaker of the House since there isn't much difference anyway.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Turf96 said:Biz Ag said:— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 5, 2023
Ok fat A$$ hope you feel better now. Lol what term they want used? Oh man this country is doomed.
"Healthy" or "Curvy"
Aggie12B said:
At publishing time, Republicans had considered just electing a Democrat Speaker of the House since there isn't much difference anyway.
TRUTH!!!
Biz Ag said:— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 5, 2023
So while leaders of the "fat is fit" movement are dying of heart attacks in their 40's this orca is worried about what I call her before she drops dead from her cardiac arrest? I mean seriously.
The world went to **** when we began telling ourselves that being nice was more important than being honest.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
Smug ***** gets owned...
A+ framing. Well done ABC! https://t.co/4adD5mNJlV
— Justin Spiro, LCSW (@Jusrangers) January 5, 2023
The debacle is almost restoring my faith in the GOP!
The longer this goes, the better it is for us. Stretch it out. We've got all the time in the world. pic.twitter.com/aLVkPM2Irj
— David Wolfe (@DavidWolfe) January 6, 2023
Instill anxiety and fear in your children...
Get injected with untested vaccines...
Get injected with untested vaccines...
It’s funny because it’s true (and spare me the nonsense about how the mRNA jabs were thoroughly tested, the boosters were basically virgins before we pricked 800 million people with them) pic.twitter.com/QUtCHC19Im
— Alex Berenson (@AlexBerenson) January 6, 2023
Now in honor of OnE oF tHe DaRkEsT dAyS iN hIsToRy...
3 things about 1/6:
— Cherry "Freedom For All" Davis (@DACDAC4DAC) January 6, 2023
1. The people who entered the Capitol were buffoons;
2. It was nowhere near as traumatic to the vast majority of Americans as the devastation of the BLM riots of 2020;
3. It was not one of the top-5 worst events in American history.
Media, get over it.
AOC Lays Wreath At Her Grave On January 6th https://t.co/05ZseQbDL2
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 6, 2023
133 votes and "Bobbin Boy" "Commisary" Banks is the best they could do.
AOC Added To Iwo Jima Memorial For Surviving Capitol Riot https://t.co/BKajAFeU4T
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 6, 2023
— Aaron Ginn (@aginnt) January 6, 2023
The social contract. pic.twitter.com/yBjSjyyfgt
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) January 6, 2023
And finally...RIP, Norm…
Celebrating the 2-year anniversary of this banger tweet. pic.twitter.com/tNOF7MpEBu
— RazörFist (@RAZ0RFIST) January 6, 2023
Polident Pelosi at it again. As usual.
Tomorrow, we solemnly observe the January 6th Attack on the Capitol.
— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) January 6, 2023
As we mark a day that threatened our Democracy, let us show our respect for the great institution of the Congress.
We must open the House and proceed with the People's work.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
Still hanging on to the speaker title I see bet she still wears that baton pin on her collar. So glad she is no longer speaker, she was so bad she makes McCarthy look like a worthy successor. But let's do better.
British students protest against "greenwashing" because their university spent £24,000 on a statue of Greta Thunberg instead of donating to climate stuff 😂 https://t.co/qZhTj0sbIj
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) January 6, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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