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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 26, 2022
— The Redheaded libertarian (@TRHLofficial) November 26, 2022
Pete Davidson has conquered all the others, and has finally gotten to the final mega bitch boss. 😵 #GameOver pic.twitter.com/yq0SbuTLsm
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖 ❁ (@LuckyMcGee) November 26, 2022
So is he using Hillary's crappy stylist?
Kansas Kid said:
Anyone else ever use a hammer on a whole roll?
Rocks, anything sorta hard…
Yeah, unfortunately you end up with a lot that don't go off. Or perhaps it's fortunately.
Here. Dad made us use the concrete driveway, though.MostlyHarmless said:Kansas Kid said:
Anyone else ever use a hammer on a whole roll?
Kansas Kid said:
I can smell this picture.
Slacker! Keep hammering!MostlyHarmless said:
Yeah, unfortunately you end up with a lot that don't go off. Or perhaps it's fortunately.
Best were bottle rockets, though. Timing those mothers to go off just under the lakewater surface and then see the smoke arise from the water? BONUS!
Yep, so can I. Ever have a gunfight with a corkball gun...in the house?Daddy-O5 said:Kansas Kid said:
I can smell this picture.
Dad bought us all one for Christmas, a few months later Mom got a new vacuum cleaner.
those were fun to throw in the fire at deer camp when most of the grownup relatives were kinda drunkKansas Kid said:
aggiehawg said:Slacker! Keep hammering!MostlyHarmless said:
Yeah, unfortunately you end up with a lot that don't go off. Or perhaps it's fortunately.
Best were bottle rockets, though. Timing those mothers to go off just under the lakewater surface and then see the smoke arise from the water? BONUS!
When I was a kid we would go down to Lake Whitney and camp out for July 4th. As part of our fun we would get into bottle rocket fights. I got lots of stories on that. Got a couple of welts along the way as well.
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NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
.JPG)
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
.png)
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
.png)
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
.JPG)
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
Can not unsee pic.twitter.com/JQeakzeN6O
— 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 🏳️🌈 (@CasuallyGreg) November 26, 2022
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
He literally has a tattoo of Hillary's face on his leg.Geralt of Rivia said:Pete Davidson has conquered all the others, and has finally gotten to the final mega bitch boss. 😵 #GameOver pic.twitter.com/yq0SbuTLsm
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖 ❁ (@LuckyMcGee) November 26, 2022
annie88 said:He literally has a tattoo of Hillary's face on his leg.Geralt of Rivia said:Pete Davidson has conquered all the others, and has finally gotten to the final mega bitch boss. 😵 #GameOver pic.twitter.com/yq0SbuTLsm
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖 ❁ (@LuckyMcGee) November 26, 2022
What does that have to do with him having sex with her as the final boss?
Confirming that he's an idiot.Geralt of Rivia said:annie88 said:He literally has a tattoo of Hillary's face on his leg.Geralt of Rivia said:Pete Davidson has conquered all the others, and has finally gotten to the final mega bitch boss. 😵 #GameOver pic.twitter.com/yq0SbuTLsm
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖 ❁ (@LuckyMcGee) November 26, 2022
What does that have to do with him having sex with her as the final boss?
Roman candle battles were always a highlight of our holidays in east texas.MostlyHarmless said:aggiehawg said:Slacker! Keep hammering!MostlyHarmless said:
Yeah, unfortunately you end up with a lot that don't go off. Or perhaps it's fortunately.
Best were bottle rockets, though. Timing those mothers to go off just under the lakewater surface and then see the smoke arise from the water? BONUS!
When I was a kid we would go down to Lake Whitney and camp out for July 4th. As part of our fun we would get into bottle rocket fights. I got lots of stories on that. Got a couple of welts along the way as well.
Not funny but accurate.
🚨BREAKING: The greatest exchange in the history of Twitter just happened.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 27, 2022
Put this in the history books. pic.twitter.com/8EyVE11Jsg
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
justcallmeharry said:🚨BREAKING: The greatest exchange in the history of Twitter just happened.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 27, 2022
Put this in the history books. pic.twitter.com/8EyVE11Jsg
Democrats have been breaking promises since 1865:
- Andrew Johnson, Dem President stopped reparations after Lincoln's assassination.
- Party of the KKK and other related groups
- Party of Jim Crow laws
- Party of the perpetual victim creation
Before it became trendy to hate Elon Musk, Alyssa Milano was his greatest fan. Why are people like this? pic.twitter.com/HkczFrAmFQ
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) November 27, 2022
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