Tension At First Thanksgiving As One Pilgrim Wears 'Make America Great Someday' Hat

PLYMOUTH COLONY Celebration descended into disaster today when what began as a meal of thanksgiving for bountiful blessings erupted into anger due to an attendee wearing a hat emblazoned with the words "Make America Great Someday."
As citizens of the Plymouth Colony gathered together with their invited guests from the venerable Wampanoag tribe of natives, spirits were high and joy abounded. Things soon took a turn for the worse, however, with the arrival of colonist Donald Hartford Tumpington, long viewed as a politically outspoken firebrand.
"This is to be the greatest and most beautiful among nations," said Tumpington loudly, eliciting eye rolls from some and exasperated huffs of air from others. "We shall put our colony first and bring about peace and prosperity for everyone!"
While many attendees of the feast expressed strong agreement with Tumpington's sentiments, great tension soon became evident. "Why should this nation be considered so exceptional?" asked local Wampanoag tribe member Triggered Bear. "This land belongs to the indigenous peoples, but this white man now comes and urges everyone to build a wall around their colony. This man and his followers are dangerous, and such hats are literal violence."
The meal was not yet halfway through before Tumpington's hat was knocked off his head by more sensitive colonists, resulting in an enormous food fight.
At publishing time, Plymouth Colony leadership had begun discussions to have Tumpington and everyone who agrees with him banned from the public square and strictly prohibited from participating in future Thanksgiving feasts.

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LightningDammitt said:

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Hmmm... thread is no longer as "political" nor "funny"...

Why the ratio?

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Wouldn't worry about it, hoss. Your ratio is likely to be one post to zero stars.

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OLD HILLBILLY WISDOM:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.

Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Silence is sometimes the best answer.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

captkirk said:

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She's got the eyes. Run Kyle, it's a trap!

Pepper Brooks said:

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captkirk said:

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She's got the eyes. Run Kyle, it's a trap!

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Let him figure it out himself. We all had to.

captkirk said:

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First he outshoots the thugs.

Next he outkicks his coverage.

Well done, Kyle.

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captkirk said:

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I hate liberals. The only thing Musk has done is provide fairness and equality to Twitter and prevented the left from ostensibly having a government sanctioned democrat platform to shill and oppress alternate views.

Liberals hate equality. Their ideas only work if dissent is squashed.

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Liberals are sick

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— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 24, 2022

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All of history is violence. If it weren't for violence we'd still be hunter gatherers and she'd live in the African bush somewhere.

What a waste of 1's and 0's to create and spread that video.

Here.

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captkirk said:

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Liberals are sick

And now please enjoy this this heart-warming Thanksgiving message from MSNBC pic.twitter.com/sOJtLQZwto

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 24, 2022

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All of history is violence. If it weren't for violence we'd still be hunter gatherers and she'd live in the African bush somewhere.

What a waste of 1's and 0's to create and spread that video.

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Every society was dominated at one time or another by other societies. This whole narrative of things being stolen from the Indians/Native Americans is ridiculous. First off they were here for 400+ years before that, and they migrated here as well. Honestly the Vikings and some other earlier civilizations beat them.

There were plenty of them, many were very peaceful and very good people, but this narrative that you're hearing today is slanted. For hundreds of years before the "white man" came here these tribes were fighting amongst themselves, kidnapping and raping and doing some horrendous things including genocide of certain tribes. Apparently it's only bad when white people do it. When you factor in the Spanish in the French and the other settlers that came over here it was a conglomeration of different people. Europeans were not inherently evil, it was just that the strongest survived for most of men's time on earth. I mean the Mayans and Aztecs made human sacrifices all the time of their own people. So did the Africans, Who willingly took part in profited from the slave trade.

Also my opinion on any time in history, if a certain civilization was supposed to be victorious, they were. History played out the way it did because that's the way it was supposed to. Whether it's disease or whatever that brought down certain civilizations it wasn't a "dirty play" is the way things shaped out and certain civilizations were stronger than others. That said, there have been plenty of horrible awful things that every civilization, every color of people have done and Americans are no different. There's a lot of horrible things Americans have done just like every other country and civilization.

You see the Mayans civilizations that died out, the Roman empire that died out, and other things and there was plenty of atrocities to go around between every continent and every race of people.

It's sad that we can't get true history anymore. True history is ugly at times downright ugly. And other times it's about survival and the will to live.

Just like Warren lying her way into Harvard as a "Native American". These lying scum have been cheating to get ahead from their first breath, playing the intersectional politics game as a nothing but a long con grift.