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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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In reply to oh no • 9:03p, 10/20/22
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oh no said:


Fetterman's wife looks a lot like Harris County's Dora
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annie88 said:
Well, well, well…




Note the shadow. That coyote will be disappointed when the hawk gets the roadrunner.
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That is Uncle Fester
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To Drown Out Justice Jackson, Clarence Thomas Resorts To Wearing Noise-Canceling Headphones

WASHINGTON, D.C. With Ketanji Brown Jackson joining a growing number of women on the United States Supreme Court, Justice Clarance Thomas has taken to wearing noise-canceling headphones to help drown out the incessant chatter.
"What on earth do these womenfolk need to be talking about all the time?" said Thomas. "Why do you need 11,000 words to discuss whether a man using a girl's bathroom is a First Amendment right? The Constitution ain't that complicated! I can't take it anymore!"
Thomas then turned up the volume on his favorite Megadeath album Rust in Peace and put his head down, waiting for the ladies to finish their extremely drawn-out legal arguments.
Justices Alito, Kavanaugh, and Gorsuch have also found ways to cope with the increased noise level, often sneaking away to the bathroom to smoke a cigarette while waiting for oral arguments to finish. "I took up smoking just so I'd have an excuse to get away. This is bad for my health!" complained Kavanaugh.
At publishing time, Ketanji Brown Jackson and Amy Coney Barrett were still in the middle of an hours-long debate on the 14th Amendment and how it related to what Cheryl next door said on Facebook while they were dropping their kids off at soccer practice. Justice Thomas was still in the corner listening to some pre-Reputation Taylor Swift.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to oh no • 8:34a, 10/21/22
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I was wondering what happened to this kid.

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WTF???

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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to TyHolden • 11:21a, 10/21/22
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Surprised "it" didn't get a cabinet post out of that video! So it got to visit the POTUS and it's takeaway....I got a cookie and I got to pet a dog. It would have been a social media star if the POTUS had sniffed it's hair and his dog bit it!
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In reply to buzzardb267 • 11:31a, 10/21/22
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buzzardb267 said:
Surprised "it" didn't get a cabinet post out of that video! So it got to visit the POTUS and it's takeaway....I got a cookie and I got to pet a dog. It would have been a social media star if the POTUS had sniffed it's hair and his dog bit her.

Bit him.
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In reply to Rebel Yell • 11:34a, 10/21/22
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Rebel Yell said:
buzzardb267 said:
Surprised "it" didn't get a cabinet post out of that video! So it got to visit the POTUS and it's takeaway....I got a cookie and I got to pet a dog. It would have been a social media star if the POTUS had sniffed it's hair and his dog bit her.

Bit him.
Thanks....brain fart there!
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In reply to TyHolden • 11:46a, 10/21/22
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TyHolden said:
WTF???


I surprised he left the White House without getting an appointment to one of the military academies.
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TyHolden said:
WTF???

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In reply to TyHolden • 12:26p, 10/21/22
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That is 12 kinds of disturbing.
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