*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Just two weeks to 'flatten the curve'
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not political, just funny

Pavlov and Skinner were really onto something. Works with humans too.


One of the better baseball rags I've heard came from Agkman who used to tell umps "If you were one of Pavlov's dogs nobody would know who that guy was!"

I wonder who mike stole that heckle from? Creative originality wasn't exactly his strong suit.





So now you want me to believe YOU were the brains behind section 104 all those years? I may need therapy after this revelation.

I did almost get a minor league manager ejected when I pulled out the "come on blue, flip the plate over and read the instructions" line. Blue literally stood up and glared into the dugout I was sitting behind. All we saw was a finger rise from the dugout pointing back out the stands.
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this is when Stein 99 is at his best. I like it when he rants at meetings; don't like it when he follows congressmen in DC.
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mazzag said:


"Oh goodness"

-city councilman
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LOYAL AG said:

Aggie12B said:

LOYAL AG said:

aggiehawg said:

Aggie12B said:

not political, just funny

Pavlov and Skinner were really onto something. Works with humans too.


One of the better baseball rags I've heard came from Agkman who used to tell umps "If you were one of Pavlov's dogs nobody would know who that guy was!"

I wonder who mike stole that heckle from? Creative originality wasn't exactly his strong suit.





So now you want me to believe YOU were the brains behind section 104 all those years? I may need therapy after this revelation.

I did almost get a minor league manager ejected when I pulled out the "come on blue, flip the plate over and read the instructions" line. Blue literally stood up and glared into the dugout I was sitting behind. All we saw was a finger rise from the dugout pointing back out the stands.
I'm not claiming I was the brains of Section 104 all those years, although I was the one who came up with
"Hey Blue, when you get home, I hope the wife crawls out from under the porch and bites you on the leg."
and the next time I used that heckle, someone else followed it up with "and the dog burns your dinner."

I also heckled Wade Ford with "how did you miss that call, but you never miss someone driving 1 mile over the speed limit outside of Calvert"?
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Still laughing, that was brilliant
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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I think the Dems strategy is to just make America suck so much no one wants to cross the border anyway
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The big deal on that issue is it will cost Vaughn about $500 K in legal fees. That's all the Dems (aka FBI) are really after! OTOH, maybe they'll give $1 million to the abortion clinic to "CONFIRM" violent and physical praying by Vaughn's group.


But, back to the humor. Sorry to derail.
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aggiehawg said:


Don't know why it made me think of this:

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captkirk said:




The craziest thing is that I would rather have my manhood than my right hand…
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Just because…

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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