When we take back the White House we're going to let Kid Rock crowd surf on Obama's presidential portrait. pic.twitter.com/tttfflenbp
— The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) September 28, 2022
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Pretty girl in a low cut dress doing stupid things on a TikTok video?Quote:
This has to be fake. But if it's not holy *****
100% real. Why would one think otherwise?
florida gonna go brandon in 100 mph winds pic.twitter.com/0oaqKEq79f
— Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 (@heckyessica) September 29, 2022
annie88 said:
This has to be fake. But if it's not holy *****— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) September 27, 2022
So this is most likely fake. But I was getting gas the other day and watched a guy pull up on the wrong side and proceed to stretch the hose over his car. It reached, but holy crap how dumb do you have to be?
My son (7) was in the back seat and I told him he better not ever be like that guy when he starts driving.
well, there is half of Germany's heating oil for this winter/.annie88 said:When we take back the White House we're going to let Kid Rock crowd surf on Obama's presidential portrait. pic.twitter.com/tttfflenbp
— The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) September 28, 2022
🐝The Babylon Bee: global solutions update: pic.twitter.com/2MeVV4FW5v
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“Sir, she’s twerking with your crystal flute” pic.twitter.com/qvHNGH2HHK
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 29, 2022
And apparently their cooking oil. Damn that's hard to look at.C@LAg said:well, there is half of Germany's heating oil for this winter/.annie88 said:hard to look at.When we take back the White House we're going to let Kid Rock crowd surf on Obama's presidential portrait. pic.twitter.com/tttfflenbp
— The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) September 28, 2022
Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
WASHINGTON, D.C. As Hurricane Ian made landfall in Florida, Biden held a press conference to criticize the hurricane naming system and vow that the next major storm will be named after a woman of color.
"Seriously! Irma? Michael? Andrew? Ian? What's with all these white names, folks?" said Biden to several of his dead acquaintances who he saw sitting in the audience. "Why can't we have a Rosa Parks hurricane? Or maybe an Oprah? For real! It's not a joke! Come on, man!"
The World Meteorological Association immediately responded to Biden's request and confirmed they have several names of influential women of color they hope to use for the next deadly tropical cyclone.
At publishing time, sources confirmed Hurricane Lizzo is scheduled to make landfall next week.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. As Hurricane Ian made landfall in Florida, Biden held a press conference to criticize the hurricane naming system and vow that the next major storm will be named after a woman of color.
"Seriously! Irma? Michael? Andrew? Ian? What's with all these white names, folks?" said Biden to several of his dead acquaintances who he saw sitting in the audience. "Why can't we have a Rosa Parks hurricane? Or maybe an Oprah? For real! It's not a joke! Come on, man!"
The World Meteorological Association immediately responded to Biden's request and confirmed they have several names of influential women of color they hope to use for the next deadly tropical cyclone.
At publishing time, sources confirmed Hurricane Lizzo is scheduled to make landfall next week.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Well, well...the only migrant allowed in Martha's Vineyard. pic.twitter.com/P7qbMQ47Fc
— .*Funkytown13™*. (@GuerrierEst) September 28, 2022
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) September 29, 2022
This week in Kamala. https://t.co/NjEyK1yBoF
— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) September 28, 2022
It's hard to believe she can dress herself.
ravingfans said:This week in Kamala. https://t.co/NjEyK1yBoF
— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) September 28, 2022
The fictional character Dean Martin actually makes more sense than ViPre Kamala.
Costco makes their hoses stretch so you can fill up on either side.AggieAces06 said:annie88 said:
This has to be fake. But if it's not holy *****— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) September 27, 2022
So this is most likely fake. But I was getting gas the other day and watched a guy pull up on the wrong side and proceed to stretch the hose over his car. It reached, but holy crap how dumb do you have to be?
My son (7) was in the back seat and I told him he better not ever be like that guy when he starts driving.
Everyone, make sure to show your kids the little arrow on all fuel gauges so they never embarrass themselves in a rental car or when driving someone else's vehicle:
oh no said:
Everyone, make sure to show your kids the little arrow on all fuel gauges so they never embarrass themselves in a rental car or when driving someone else's vehicle:
I've been driving for 25 years and never noticed that arrow. My parents failed me…
It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven 
Martin Q. Blank said:Costco makes their hoses stretch so you can fill up on either side.AggieAces06 said:
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
I'm an old.oh no said:
It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
They didn't have those on any of the first few cars I had or drove (1980 Pontiac Sunbird, 1970 Plymouth Duster, 1972 MG Midget, 1972 IH 1110)...
oh no said:
Everyone, make sure to show your kids the little arrow on all fuel gauges so they never embarrass themselves in a rental car or when driving someone else's vehicle:
The need for this arrow is silly. The gas cap should always be on the diver's side. Everyone pulls to the right side of the pump, as God intended, and leaves in an orderly manner.
The gas cap on the left makes no sense.
Having some models on the left and some on the right is just intended to cause chaos at the gas station.
Why not?AggieAces06 said:Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.Martin Q. Blank said:
Costco makes their hoses stretch so you can fill up on either side.
That is great but sadly I bet the Soros DA let him out on personal recognizance with a court date in a year. He'll probably be shot at his next robbery before he even appears in court.
They should just go back to putting them in the middle behind the license plate.BuddysBud said:oh no said:
Everyone, make sure to show your kids the little arrow on all fuel gauges so they never embarrass themselves in a rental car or when driving someone else's vehicle:
The need for this arrow is silly. The gas cap should always be on the diver's side. Everyone pulls to the right side of the pump, as God intended, and leaves in an orderly manner.
The gas cap on the left makes no sense.
Having some models on the left and some on the right is just intended to cause chaos at the gas station.
That's what I love about Texags, it even teaches this old dog new tricks.
I had to go out and look at my gas gauge upon reading this. Of course, I have just been using the side mirrors when in doubt so it has not been an issue but now I have a backup method.
Bondag, you stole my line, I wanted to ask does the arrow point down if it is under the license plate. Of course you must be old too.
BTW, I don't believe the young lady was that dumb and that has to be a fake scenario.
I had to go out and look at my gas gauge upon reading this. Of course, I have just been using the side mirrors when in doubt so it has not been an issue but now I have a backup method.
Bondag, you stole my line, I wanted to ask does the arrow point down if it is under the license plate. Of course you must be old too.
BTW, I don't believe the young lady was that dumb and that has to be a fake scenario.
I dated a girl in high school that had one of those. It was so fun to drive -- like a grown up go kart.Ag with kids said:I'm an old.oh no said:
It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
They didn't have those on any of the first few cars I had or drove (1980 Pontiac Sunbird, 1970 Plymouth Duster, 1972 MG Midget, 1972 IH 1110)...
And for today's Vice Presidential Brain Fart, I give you:
Never change, Kamala. Never. Change.
Absolute 🤡 https://t.co/Rjgt8hFk8O
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) September 29, 2022
Never change, Kamala. Never. Change.
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) September 29, 2022
Politics aside, should we rejoice in being able to show our kids that even a bimbo can become VP, or are we pissed off that the system failed to get said bimbo elected as VP?
I swear, everytime I hear her speak I think of the sidestep. She really does have down the art of saying nothing while using as many words as possible.ravingfans said:This week in Kamala. https://t.co/NjEyK1yBoF
— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) September 28, 2022
Not me.oh no said:
It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
But then, the oldest car I routinely drove was built in 1950.
I was driving my 1938 John Deere the other day...doesn't have a gas gauge.
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