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Funny! This might display better...
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Wear them everywhere pic.twitter.com/1A2mGqPNHa
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There are more people in line for the bathroom at Trump's rally tonight than the total of who attended Biden's hitler impersonation the other night.
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Modern day Biden Math major...
Jean-Pierre: "We have created nearly 10,000 million jobs since President Biden took office."pic.twitter.com/5G41Zk1BDQ
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) September 2, 2022
All those jobs created, yet people couldn’t pay their student loans? Seems a lil sus.
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So...10 billion jobs. Outstanding.
BREAKING
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President Biden to appoint Jussie Smollett as head of newly revamped U.S. Ministry or Truth pic.twitter.com/P6RBL6fFLk
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It's a miracle, ain't it?Cromagnum said:
So...10 billion jobs. Outstanding.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
Wow - that's like 31 jobs for every American. Impressive.
I believe it was when I was a sophomore @ Texas A&M(1970), there was a price war on gas in Houston. Two stations were selling gas for $0.19/gal. I was paying around $0.25/gal in College Station. If memory serves these prices didn't last very long though.annie88 said:Gas Prices, 1939 pic.twitter.com/dLGSCd39E9
— I Love History (@ILoveH1story) September 3, 2022
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
After Using FBI To Suppress Son's Crimes And Raid Political Rival's Home, Biden Warns Democracy In Danger
WASHINGTON, D.C. Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.
"Folks, I'm using the feds as best I can to destroy my political opponents, but let me be clear: I'm going to have to break more laws and seize even more power if I'm going to stop fascism," yelled President Biden, lighted in blood-red and surrounded by soldiers. "I don't care if that means a federal takeover of elections, an overthrow of the judiciary - heck I don't care if I have to use F-15s to carpet bomb every single Republican neighborhood in the country. We will forcibly commandeer every lever of power and communication our nation has - to, you know, defeat fascism."
President Biden went on to call for the expulsion from democratic society anyone who questioned the integrity of an American election. "If you question an election's fairness because our intel communities told media companies to bury damaging stories about me, or because COVID was used as an excuse to illegally change voting practices without legislative input, or because the FBI spied on Trump's campaign after Democrats gave them a bogus dossier - then you have no place in civil society," said Biden. "In fact, while we are at it, if you don't support abortion through nine months, or the genital mutilation of children, you are an enemy of the state. And we will foment violent protests and assassination attempts to intimidate you - to save democracy."
The Democratic National Committee, fresh off donating $40 million to elevate far-right campaigns, was reportedly taken aback by the comments. "Uh, yeah, those candidates we support are totally an existential threat to our nation, we really believe that," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "Sure, we gave $40 million to elevate far-right candidates so we could use them as a pretext for seizing more power - but they are definitely the dangerous ones, not us."
After calling Republicans subhuman, evil scum in need of annihilation, Biden then went on to say that America really needs to regain some unity and brotherhood.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.
"Folks, I'm using the feds as best I can to destroy my political opponents, but let me be clear: I'm going to have to break more laws and seize even more power if I'm going to stop fascism," yelled President Biden, lighted in blood-red and surrounded by soldiers. "I don't care if that means a federal takeover of elections, an overthrow of the judiciary - heck I don't care if I have to use F-15s to carpet bomb every single Republican neighborhood in the country. We will forcibly commandeer every lever of power and communication our nation has - to, you know, defeat fascism."
President Biden went on to call for the expulsion from democratic society anyone who questioned the integrity of an American election. "If you question an election's fairness because our intel communities told media companies to bury damaging stories about me, or because COVID was used as an excuse to illegally change voting practices without legislative input, or because the FBI spied on Trump's campaign after Democrats gave them a bogus dossier - then you have no place in civil society," said Biden. "In fact, while we are at it, if you don't support abortion through nine months, or the genital mutilation of children, you are an enemy of the state. And we will foment violent protests and assassination attempts to intimidate you - to save democracy."
The Democratic National Committee, fresh off donating $40 million to elevate far-right campaigns, was reportedly taken aback by the comments. "Uh, yeah, those candidates we support are totally an existential threat to our nation, we really believe that," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "Sure, we gave $40 million to elevate far-right candidates so we could use them as a pretext for seizing more power - but they are definitely the dangerous ones, not us."
After calling Republicans subhuman, evil scum in need of annihilation, Biden then went on to say that America really needs to regain some unity and brotherhood.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
richardag said:I believe it was when I was a sophomore @ Texas A&M(1970), there was a price war on gas in Houston. Two stations were selling gas for $0.19/gal. I was paying around $0.25/gal in College Station. If memory serves these prices didn't last very long though.annie88 said:Gas Prices, 1939 pic.twitter.com/dLGSCd39E9
— I Love History (@ILoveH1story) September 3, 2022
John Deere tractors from the 1920s until the 1960s had two fuel tanks. A small one of about one gallon and a large one of 10-20 gallons, depending on tractor size.
The small tank was for gasoline. The big one for kerosene. Start the engine on the more volatile gasoline, switch to kerosene when it hit operating temperature.
The reason? Gas was expensive, at around 5 cents a gallon. Kerosene was cheaper at 4 cents a gallon. That was a substantial saving, back in the day
Posted while GPS drives the diesel tractor, consuming 10-15 gallons an hour of $4.20 diesel (no road tax)
Aggie12B said:
Hey, I resemble that remark!
The canadian prime minister and who else is in the picture?annie88 said:
Too effeminate.Yikes!!! pic.twitter.com/5VItxXZOOA
— Dane (@UltraDane) September 3, 2022
The world needs mean tweets
My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA
Trump 2024
My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA
Trump 2024
I believe that's Macron, President of France
Thank you @POTUS https://t.co/5b4z6HM11M pic.twitter.com/SxpUTfWYwj
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) September 4, 2022
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) September 4, 2022
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) September 4, 2022
— 𝚄𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚔 (@FoundersGirl) September 4, 2022
So these people have a mental illness, they mutilate their bodies but expect other normal men to adjust their behaviors? Yeah that's a no for me, dawg.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Even less if it had been an electric car.
— txaggal (@txaggal) September 4, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
annie88 said:
Even less if it had been an electric car.— txaggal (@txaggal) September 4, 2022
The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed.
It's worse than that. The original trip was only a three hour tour, meaning their course couldn't have taken them more than 90 minutes off shore before they planned to turn back.
At which time they could have been a maximum of 20.7 miles away from where they started.
At which time they could have been a maximum of 20.7 miles away from where they started.
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