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What a bunch of jerks.

Oh, I'm sorry, but I thought this was AMERICA!

It's Oakland, the DA will dismiss after letting him and her go without bail.

Confirms the old adage, women need a reason for sex; men just need a place (Apparently the right field bleachers).

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Aggie12B said:

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This is funny. Too bad most Americans probably don't even know who Benedict Arnold was - and I bet you would be surprised at how many people don't even know who Abraham Lincoln was.

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I used to wonder: If you handed every graduating high school senior a blank map of the United States, what percentage do you think could fill in all of the states correctly?

I don't anymore.

Now I wonder what would happen if you handed the map to graduating college seniors.

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Less than 5%. Even a lot of relatively educated people would mix up NH and VT and "the big square ones".

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I can, I can also name all 50 states in alphabetical order.

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Yeah, we learned a song in school. For unknown reasons, I remember the song, but can't seem to remember why I came in a room sometimes. Lol

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Yep! It was 50-nifty United States. And yes sometimes I sing the song in my head but I can also just do it without singing it. But that song is why.

Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies, Shout 'em, scout 'em, Tell all about 'em, One by one, til we've given a name to every state in the USA ....

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My son had "State Fair" year at school (he got Ohio, kind of boring) and they sang Fifty-Nifty at assembly. He was surprised when I could sing along with him and do the states better than him. He asked how I knew the song, and I told him about elementary school during the Bicentennial in 1976.

We also learned and sang a patriotic song every morning after the pledge.

My Country Tis of Thee
America the Beautiful
God Bless America

Any school trying that now would probably be sued into oblivion or firebombed by the ACLU.

Occasionally during football season, I would gag while "Houston Oilers Number One" was played.

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Occasionally during football season, I would gag while "Houston Oilers Number One" was played.

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I still have that on a 45 record.

And yes I can sing that too.

I was a huge Oilers/Luv Ya Blue fan.

This is actually really cool.

Forest tribe meets caucasian man for the first time, 1993 pic.twitter.com/T15rm29Lm6

— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) August 23, 2022

Full footage here.

It's an amazing documentary, a must-watch.https://t.co/hr7npCOMuw

— MOHIT 🇮🇳 (@a_ware_wolf) August 23, 2022

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When I was your age, I had to use pulleys to cross a river just to get to school.

Near Modena, Italy - 1959 pic.twitter.com/TuvSj36Qlb

— The Lincoln Watchman👀🇺🇸 (@LincolnWatchman) August 23, 2022

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Look how far we have regressed in only 60 years. 60 years from now, we won't even be able or allowed to pick ourselves up off the floor.

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buzzardb267 said:

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Not political, but very Texas....and accurate.

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You DEFINITELY need to move the bathroom break to the left of aimless wandering...Otherwise, it's correct.

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Name definitely checks out!!!

K, bye 👋🏽💥🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/sx2rft6YVg

— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) August 22, 2022

You forgot poopy pants and falling down AF-ONE Stairs.

Oh, and sniffing little girls hair and reading teleprompter behavior cues out loud

And senility

And...