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In reply to annie88 • 6:23p, 8/22/22
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annie88 said:
Did that truck fall on anyone and hurt them?


Unfortunately it landed on a mini van. There was a fatality. Terrible
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annie88 said:
Did that truck fall on anyone and hurt them?


Unfortunately it landed on a mini van. There was a fatality. Terrible
Awful!

Sorry I even posted it. I was just glad the driver survived.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/world-in-panic-as-science-announces-retirement

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World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

WASHINGTON, D.C. The entire world is in a panic this morning at the news that Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, will be retiring in December. The scientific community is already announcing mass resignations now that the High Priest and the mediator between mankind and the laws of nature will be gone. Experts are predicting a dangerous rise in superstition, divination, and Twitter misinformation without the wise and infallible words of Fauci there to guide humanity toward safety and ultimate perfection.

"This is a disaster," said one scientist. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without the transcendent wisdom of Gaia's Oracle here to guide us. The end is nigh."

Sources say Fauci plans to spend retirement golfing, spending time with family, and weaponizing Monkeypox in his basement.
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In reply to aggiedata • 6:41p, 8/22/22
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annie88 said:
Did that truck fall on anyone and hurt them?


Unfortunately it landed on a mini van. There was a fatality. Terrible


Oh dear God.
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I am really getting sick of our number one problem being these damn white supremacists.

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In reply to HoldMyBeer • 6:48p, 8/22/22
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The thread is great but the replies are priceless.

Wolves in Yellowstone caused jackals to reduce numbers there? Who knew?
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So is this where all the racism started back up?

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(And Yes, Monty Python and the holy Grail is one of my favorite movies)

An acquired taste for sure.
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Wolves in Yellowstone caused jackals to reduce numbers there? Who knew?
I guess they ran off all the Democrat Politicians.

I assume he meant coyotes, not African jackals
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Yikes.

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In reply to annie88 • 8:27p, 8/22/22
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This is funny. Too bad most Americans probably don't even know who Benedict Arnold was - and I bet you would be surprised at how many people don't even know who Abraham Lincoln was.

I used to wonder: If you handed every graduating high school senior a blank map of the United States, what percentage do you think could fill in all of the states correctly?

I don't anymore.

Now I wonder what would happen if you handed the map to graduating college seniors.


Less than 5%. Even a lot of relatively educated people would mix up NH and VT and "the big square ones".
I can, I can also name all 50 states in alphabetical order.
Yeah, we learned a song in school. For unknown reasons, I remember the song, but can't seem to remember why I came in a room sometimes. Lol
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In reply to annie88 • 8:36p, 8/22/22
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(And Yes, Monty Python and the holy Grail is one of my favorite movies)

An acquired taste for sure.
Oh, one of the best! This is a funny take on the FBI.

This movie and Airplane! are my favorite comedies. Great minds and all
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Seven and three are ten, not only now, but forever. There has never been a time when seven and three were not ten, nor will there ever be a time when they are not ten. Therefore, I have said that the truth of number is incorruptible and common to all who think. — St. Augustine
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Seven and three are ten, not only now, but forever. There has never been a time when seven and three were not ten, nor will there ever be a time when they are not ten. Therefore, I have said that the truth of number is incorruptible and common to all who think. — St. Augustine
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Ochit now wut said:
annie88 said:
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This is funny. Too bad most Americans probably don't even know who Benedict Arnold was - and I bet you would be surprised at how many people don't even know who Abraham Lincoln was.

I used to wonder: If you handed every graduating high school senior a blank map of the United States, what percentage do you think could fill in all of the states correctly?

I don't anymore.

Now I wonder what would happen if you handed the map to graduating college seniors.


Less than 5%. Even a lot of relatively educated people would mix up NH and VT and "the big square ones".
I can, I can also name all 50 states in alphabetical order.
Yeah, we learned a song in school. For unknown reasons, I remember the song, but can't seem to remember why I came in a room sometimes. Lol
Yep! It was 50-nifty United States. And yes sometimes I sing the song in my head but I can also just do it without singing it. But that song is why.

Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies, Shout 'em, scout 'em, Tell all about 'em, One by one, til we've given a name to every state in the USA ....

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Texas Builds 600 Miles Of Border Wall Using U-Haul Trucks From California


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In reply to Ochit now wut • 9:17p, 8/22/22
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Ochit now wut said:
annie88 said:


(And Yes, Monty Python and the holy Grail is one of my favorite movies)

An acquired taste for sure.
Oh, one of the best! This is a funny take on the FBI.

This movie and Airplane! are my favorite comedies. Great minds and all
That. Was. AWESOME!!!!
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Awesome!! How did they talk MAGA into doing the voiceover??
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Ag with kids said:
Ochit now wut said:
annie88 said:


(And Yes, Monty Python and the holy Grail is one of my favorite movies)

An acquired taste for sure.
Oh, one of the best! This is a funny take on the FBI.

This movie and Airplane! are my favorite comedies. Great minds and all
That. Was. AWESOME!!!!

Ditto. That really brought a smile to my face. One of the best things I've seen in a while.
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New Study Shows An Alarming Link Between Being A Conspiracy Theorist And Not Having Myocarditis
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Science Announces Retirement; Nation's Beagles Cower In Fear After Learning Dr. Fauci Will Have More Free Time On His Hands

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coolerguy12 said:
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It's not often I literally laugh out loud but this one got me. Fat man angry
Holy s*** that is next level. This deserves wayyy more praise
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