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7:31a, 8/19/22

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Hey @brianstelter, would you be interested in working for the Bee? We're looking for talent with experience putting out funny fake news. You come highly recommended. Shoot me a DM if you're interested!
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) August 18, 2022

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In reply to annie88 • 9:06a, 8/19/22

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annie88 said:
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lemon for bingo https://t.co/j9p3jlmah5
— joe malvasi (@lgmalvasi) August 18, 2022

Bingo? Not tic tac toe?
Yep, tic tac toe was right, but I guess bingo could technically work.

There aren't enough employees at CNN to make a full bingo board

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9:11a, 8/19/22

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After today, Liz Cheney's pronouns will be Done/Gone.
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) August 16, 2022

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9:15a, 8/19/22

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My friend got a degree in egyptology, but can’t get a job, So he’s paying more money to get a Phd, so he can work teaching other people egyptology. In his case college is literally a pyramid scheme.
— Katie Hannigan (@katiehannigan) August 30, 2019

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10:24a, 8/19/22

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12:44p, 8/19/22

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Oh, OK crazy.

These people are insane.

Non-binary tiktoker gives stern instructions for how to gender them and we are expected to obey pic.twitter.com/fcnWqCECA7
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 19, 2022

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In reply to TXAG 05 • 12:46p, 8/19/22

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TXAG 05 said:
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Not at all political, but there are a few of us who had this toy.

Yep. I had that and loved it.

I always like those little people toys but oddly enough I never had any. But I always remember them being in the Sunday school rooms at church. Not sure why I never asked for any!

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In reply to annie88 • 1:09p, 8/19/22

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annie88 said:
Oh, OK crazy.

These people are insane.

Non-binary tiktoker gives stern instructions for how to gender them and we are expected to obey pic.twitter.com/fcnWqCECA7
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 19, 2022

When I realize I've offended one of these by using their correct pronouns - I like to pause so the know I've realized it, then repeat it again and go on ordering my coffee like nothing happened.

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1:19p, 8/19/22

As a binary person it is offensive to me to be lectured on the proper use of English. I expect you to obey my wishes.

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2:28p, 8/19/22

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In reply to Aggie12B • 3:10p, 8/19/22

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I guess I'm being really thick, I'm not getting this one?

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3:15p, 8/19/22

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I watched this guy stare at this woman for ten minutes, mumbling, punching the lamp post and gyrating his crotch. Even the restaurant owner looked scared.
— Jason Curtis Anderson (@JCAndersonNYC) August 19, 2022

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In reply to annie88 • 3:22p, 8/19/22

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And this dummy will still vote Dem, ensuring more and more of these lovely encounters for all

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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 3:56p, 8/19/22

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FrioAg 00 said:
annie88 said:
Oh, OK crazy.

These people are insane.

Non-binary tiktoker gives stern instructions for how to gender them and we are expected to obey pic.twitter.com/fcnWqCECA7
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 19, 2022

When I realize I've offended one of these by using their correct pronouns - I like to pause so the know I've realized it, then repeat it again and go on ordering my coffee like nothing happened.

duly noted--however, I have a fascination for watching heads explode!

Problem for me is I have only met a few non-binaries and they were either in canada or californication. I'm sure there are a few here in TX, but they must be still in the closet with all the AK47's and open carry we weild here...

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4:53p, 8/19/22

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We used to be a country. A proper country. pic.twitter.com/DwZRK25eIK
— Bobby Panzenbeck (@Panzenbeck) August 19, 2022

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In reply to annie88 • 4:57p, 8/19/22

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I remember eating at those in the 60s. They had huge hamburgers for a little kid like I was at the time.

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In reply to aggiehawg • 5:09p, 8/19/22

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I remember eating at those in the 60s. They had huge hamburgers for a little kid like I was at the time.

Bob's was awesome!

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After Seeing The Jump In Trump's Poll Numbers, Biden Orders FBI To Raid His House Too

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In reply to annie88 • 6:51p, 8/19/22

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annie88 said:
Aggie12B said:
I guess I'm being really thick, I'm not getting this one?

The way I interpretted it is you don't work you get $0 pay

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In reply to Aggie12B • 7:16p, 8/19/22

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Aggie12B said:
annie88 said:
Aggie12B said:
I guess I'm being really thick, I'm not getting this one?
The way I interpretted it is you don't work you get $0 pay

Got it.

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In reply to aggiehawg • 7:17p, 8/19/22

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I remember eating at those in the 60s. They had huge hamburgers for a little kid like I was at the time.

I think they were called Kips Big Boy at one point

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Peace was never an option pic.twitter.com/eksVLl3zMD
— Steve Stewart-Williams (@SteveStuWill) August 18, 2022

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In reply to annie88 • 7:24p, 8/19/22

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We used to be a country. A proper country. pic.twitter.com/DwZRK25eIK
— Bobby Panzenbeck (@Panzenbeck) August 19, 2022

Where was Liberace discovered?

Behind Shoneys with Big Boy.

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7:59p, 8/19/22

Fauci was right masks do work. 😂#Tucker https://t.co/32iNu7GPwC
— Michele (@Michele91500774) August 20, 2022

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Liz Cheney has been drinking and eating heavily since her defeat She’s looking bloated in her recent pic. pic.twitter.com/VwdnLSI0X1
— Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast (@REMASCULATE) August 19, 2022

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8:27p, 8/19/22

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Not really political but I remember these commercials. Back when you can just enjoy television for the sake of it and not feel like you're getting a damn woke message every five seconds. And yes that is John Goodman in the Bob Uecker one.

"Lite Beer Battle Of The Big Guys" ~ New York Yankees legend Phil Rizzuto is the announcer for a "Tastes Great" vs. "Less Filling" tug-o-war at the beach! (Classic 1978 Miller Lite Beer Commercial) 🍻 pic.twitter.com/Fb5IJRK3js
— Baseball by BSmile (@BSmile) August 20, 2022

"Hey Whitey, I thought you were a lefty?" ~ Classic 1983 Miller Lite Beer commercial starring Bob Uecker, who's pretending to be Whitey Ford for a free beer from then-unknown actor John Goodman! #MLB #Baseball pic.twitter.com/td1zyvXIBM
— Baseball by BSmile (@BSmile) August 20, 2022

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8:29p, 8/19/22

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pic.twitter.com/d5ckaEkaAY
— DreamLANsec (@da_667) August 19, 2022

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In reply to pdc093 • 8:30p, 8/19/22

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Fauci was right masks do work. 😂#Tucker https://t.co/32iNu7GPwC
— Michele (@Michele91500774) August 20, 2022

Best use of face masks I've seen in 2 1/2 years.

The music makes it even better.

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In reply to aggiepanic95 • 10:15p, 8/19/22

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aggiepanic95 said:
aggiehawg said:
I remember eating at those in the 60s. They had huge hamburgers for a little kid like I was at the time.
Bob's was awesome!

Really awesome breakfast too.

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11:28p, 8/19/22

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