*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Well, clown shoes are pretty big
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Hillary Clinton Spotted Desperately Trying To Refill Lake Mead Before More Bodies Surface

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA As the water levels of Lake Mead continue to go down, more human remains are being found. In response to this recent development, Hillary Clinton has been spotted outside Lake Mead desperately trying to fill the lake back up with a garden hose.
"This is the fifth body they've found since May, Bill! We gotta get out there now and do something about this!" said Hillary Clinton to her husband in a panic. "Hurry, grab the hose! We have to fill the lake back up!"

According to sources, the former Senator and failed Presidential candidate was spotted connecting a hose to a public bathroom at Lake Mead and running it all the way to the shoreline.
Park Rangers say Hillary Clinton will need about 38 million more gallons of water just to bring up the water an inch. Rangers stated that they just didn't have the heart to tell her, as they've been having too much fun watching the entire ordeal play out. Some have even started placing bets on when she'll finally throw in the towel.
At publishing time, despite Hillary's efforts, the water dried up further revealing 42 more bodies, all of which had ties to the Clinton Foundation. Confronted by the media, Hillary brushed the whole thing off as a far-right conspiracy theory, while Bill actually seemed excited as if he was looking forward to some time away from Hillary.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Stelter Forced Out At CNN After Being Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Mrs. Potato Head
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annie88 said:


Lemon should be next. Tapper still has some ratings.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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annie88 said:



Is the camera leaning or are those guys trying to take a peek at what's behind the camera? What the hell's going on here?
You may not be a moron, but some people think you are.
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I'm not sure what this was from but it does look amusing.

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DamnGood86 said:

annie88 said:



Is the camera leaning or are those guys trying to take a peek at what's behind the camera? What the hell's going on here?
You know how photographers are. They tell you to move your head and body in opposite directions, tilt your head and such. I think they're all trying to look smart and inquisitive. It didn't take.
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Should've said "removed 400 lb. tuber"
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annie88 said:


Bingo? Not tic tac toe?
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ThunderFighter06 said:



Wiccans squander a golden opportunity to show their worth.
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annie88 said:


Hearing rumors it could actually be Acosta on deck. This is starting to get fun!
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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Reading the new posts and chuckling, I came across this. Like a punch to the gut. The sad reality of his absence at a time when I would love nothing MORE than to turn my radio on in the morning and hear his voice......sorely, SORELY missed.
R.I.P. Rush.
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Not at all political, but there are a few of us who had this toy.

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oh no said:




It looks like a Biden rally.
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aggiehawg said:

annie88 said:


Bingo? Not tic tac toe?
Yep, tic tac toe was right, but I guess bingo could technically work.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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annie88
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Iowaggie said:

Not at all political, but there are a few of us who had this toy.




Yep. I had that and loved it.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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