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On my drive up this morning to Oshkosh, saw this patriotic display!! FARMERS FIGHT!!!
Forgot to mention-- was in the Milwaukee Airport yesterday and went to the restroom. After a minute it dawned on me that I was accidentally in the women's restroom, but then I decided that it must be ok since knobody knows how to define a woman, and after all how dare anybody criticize me for my choice of facilities!!!
Freedom is an awesome thing!
Freedom is an awesome thing!
Aggie12B said:
Hey that's exactly what the FBI did to trick the FISA court into approving surveillance on Trump!
Oooh, that's a good sign.Aggie12B said:
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Collab w/ @grandoldmemes pic.twitter.com/ZIWs6FVuWQ
— Joe Biden🍥 ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@SleepyOldJoe) July 24, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
I laughed way too hard at thisDavid Wallace said:
Hubba hubba
— Awake Aggie🍿 (@AwakeAggie) July 24, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
I challenge Joe Biden to a bike ride.
— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) July 24, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
"Ever boogie boarded with a mask on?"
https://instagr.am/p/CgQBZP9AuLF
Quite a few phrases I've heard myself say
https://instagr.am/p/CgQBZP9AuLF
Quite a few phrases I've heard myself say
I have joined the ranks of the Covid positive despite being vaccinated and double boosted. I caught it after my wife became positive...
— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) July 24, 2022
...So far I have flu-like symptoms. I am displaying the common strong cough, headache, sore throat and an overriding desire for a special counsel in the Hunter Biden investigation. https://t.co/nrJMSqriMO
— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) July 24, 2022
Gaetz: "Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb." pic.twitter.com/0qqvun3Pf8
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 23, 2022
One of the consequences of COVID is that it impairs your ability to smell.
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) July 24, 2022
So you know… hair sniffing in the White House has gone way down… pic.twitter.com/u8xny8wWiM
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
Well played, Turleyaggiehawg said:I have joined the ranks of the Covid positive despite being vaccinated and double boosted. I caught it after my wife became positive...
— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) July 24, 2022...So far I have flu-like symptoms. I am displaying the common strong cough, headache, sore throat and an overriding desire for a special counsel in the Hunter Biden investigation. https://t.co/nrJMSqriMO
— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) July 24, 2022
Um, what? https://t.co/jKqi2VU7kA
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) July 24, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
aggiehawg said:Gaetz: "Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb." pic.twitter.com/0qqvun3Pf8
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 23, 2022
Quote:
Gaetz went on to say that "these people are odious on the inside and out. They're like 5'2, 350 pounds and they're like 'give me my abortions or I'll get up and march and protest' and I'm thinking: 'March? You look like you got ankles weaker than the legal reasoning behind Roe vs Wade.' A few of them need to get up and march. They need to get up and march for like an hour a day, swing those arms, get the blood pumping, maybe mix in a salad."
Which one is the best resemblance? 😅👇 pic.twitter.com/9T7ugMzQF5
— The Laughing Patriot 🇺🇸 (@PicsOrIt) July 23, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
Collab with @drefanzor & @DumbassPhotoshp pic.twitter.com/v2ggbAlsIV
— john (@johnhackerla) July 24, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
justcallmeharry said:Which one is the best resemblance? 😅👇 pic.twitter.com/9T7ugMzQF5
— The Laughing Patriot 🇺🇸 (@PicsOrIt) July 23, 2022
LOYAL AG said:Aggie12B said:
Hey that's exactly what the FBI did to trick the FISA court into approving surveillance on Trump!
What a coincidence.
Beetlejuice for the winjustcallmeharry said:Which one is the best resemblance? 😅👇 pic.twitter.com/9T7ugMzQF5
— The Laughing Patriot 🇺🇸 (@PicsOrIt) July 23, 2022
The world needs mean tweets
My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA
Trump 2024
My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA
Trump 2024
Am I the only one who noticed the name of the street? "Settlers"
Trust me, any man fitting the description of what she(?) wants ain't gonna SETTLE for her!
Trust me, any man fitting the description of what she(?) wants ain't gonna SETTLE for her!
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