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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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HoseMad said:

this is more of a sad tweet than a funny one, but nonetheless...80s/90s cartoon saturday mornings were the tits.




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Ag87H2O said:




Why is it so hard for liberals to understand this VERY SIMPLE concept?!
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Tailgate88 said:

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Why is it so hard for liberals to understand this VERY SIMPLE concept?!
I think they understand it all too well. In a sense, they are the criminal. They may not be firing bullets (yet), but they are killing off the American way of life and they know in the end that an armed citizenry is all that stands in their way.
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aggiedata said:


Average high temperature, Berlin, Germany (where this guy lives) is 76 F in July.

Dumb eurotrash is dumb.
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aggiedata said:


Average high temperature, Berlin, Germany (where this guy lives) is 76 F in July.

Dumb eurotrash is dumb.


I would be ok of Texas did away with A/C. If so, 70% of the population would flee and we'd have our beloved state back
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From the same thread....
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This is just cute
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I am in Oshkosh this weekend and the fly-in is starting now. Received the below oldie but goodie and thought it would be fitting to share...

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This is a good little story about a vivid memory of a P-51 and its pilot, as told by a fellow who was 12 years old in Kingston, Ontario, Canada in 1967. You may know a few others who could and would appreciate it as well.

It was noon on a Sunday, as I recall, the day a Mustang P-51 was to take to the air. They said it had flown in during the night from some U.S. airport; the pilot had been tired and wanted to lay-over for the night. I marveled at the size of the plane, now dwarfing the Pipers and Canucks tied down by her. It was much larger than in the movies, and she glistened in the sun like a bulwark of security from days gone by.

The pilot arrived by cab, paid the driver, and then stepped into the flight lounge. He was an older man; his wavy hair was gray and tossed. Looked like it might have been combed, say around the turn of the century.

His flight jacket was checked, creased and worn - it smelled old and genuine. Old Glory was prominently sewn to its shoulders. He projected a quiet air of calm proficiency and pride devoid of arrogance. He filed a quick flight plan to Montreal (Expo-67, Air Show) then walked across the tarmac to the waiting old war bird.

After taking several minutes to perform his walk-around check, the pilot returned to the flight lounge to ask if anyone would be available to stand by with fire extinguishers while he 'flashed the old bird up'. ....Just to be safe.

Though only 12 at the time, I was allowed to stand by with an extinguisher after brief instruction on its use. 'If you see a fire, point, then pull this lever!' (...I later became a firefighter, but that's another story).

The air around the 12 exhaust manifolds shimmered like a mirror from the fuel fumes as the huge propeller started to rotate. One manifold, then another, and yet another, coughed ...then barked in their wakenings. I stepped back with the others, and in moments the huge V-12 Packard-built
Merlin 14-hundred horsepower engine came to life with a thunderous roar, blue flames knifed from her exhaust manifolds, the concussion of the exhausts shaking the air. Myself stunned, I looked at the others' faces, but there was seemingly no concern, so I lowered the bell of my extinguisher. One of the other guys signaled to walk back to the lounge. We did.

Several minutes later, we could hear the pilot doing his pre-flight run-up. He had taxied down to the end of runway 19, out of our sight. All went quiet for several seconds; we raced from the lounge to the second story deck to see if we could catch a glimpse of the P-51 as she started down the runway. We could not. But there we stood, eyes fixed to a spot half way down 19, waiting to catch that final glimpse of a veteran of the skies.

Then a roar ripped across the field, much louder than before, like a furious hell-spawn set loose!! ....Something mighty this way was coming!!

'My God!! Listen to that thing!' said the controller. And in seconds, the Mustang burst into our line of sight. Its tail was already off, and it was moving faster than anything I'd ever seen by that point on Runway 19. Two-thirds the way down 19, the Mustang was airborne with her gear going up. The prop tips were now supersonic and we clasped our ears as the Mustang climbed hellishly fast into the circuit ....only to be eaten up by the dog-day haze.

We stood for a few moments in stunned silence, still trying to digest what we'd just seen. Then the radio controller rushed by me to the radio.


'Kingston tower calling Mustang?' He looked back to us as he waited for an acknowledgment.

The radio crackled, 'Go ahead Kingston.'

'Roger Mustang. Kingston tower would like to advise the circuit is clear for a low level pass.'

I stood in shock because the controller had, more or less, just asked the pilot to return for an impromptu 'air show' !

The controller looked at us. '...What?' He asked. '....I can't let that guy go without at least asking! I could never forgive myself !'

The radio crackled once again, 'Kingston, do I have permission for a low level pass, east to west, across the field ?'

'Roger Mustang, the circuit is clear for an east to west pass.'

'Roger, Kingston, I'm coming out of 3000 feet ...stand by.'

We rushed back onto the second-story deck again, our eyes fixed toward the eastern haze. The sound was subtle at first, a high-pitched whine, a muffled screech, a distant scream in the morning air.

Moments later the P-51 burst through the haze. Her airframe straining against positive G's and gravity, wing tips spilling contrails of condensed air, prop-tips again supersonic as the burnished bird blasted across the eastern margin of the field, shredding and tearing the still air with a banshee scream of her twelve cylinders.

....At about 400+ mph and 150 yards from where we stood, she passed with the old American pilot saluting us!! Imagine.... a salute! I felt like laughing, I felt like crying, she glistened, she screamed, the building shook, my heart pounded.

Then the old pilot pulled her up .....and rolled, and rolled, .......and rolled out of sight into the broken clouds ..and indelibly into my memory.

I've never wanted to be an American more than on that day. It was a time when many nations in the world looked to America as their 'big brother,' a steady and even-handed beacon of security who navigated difficult political waters with grace and style, not unlike the pilot who'd just flown forever into my memory. He was proud, not arrogant ....humble, not a braggart, old and honest, projecting an aura of America at its very best.

That America WILL return one day, I know it will. Until that time, I'll just send off this story, calling it a reciprocal salute ....to the old American pilot who wove a memory for a young Canadian that has lasted a lifetime.




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BuddysBud said:

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Those seats look twice as wide as those in today's planes. And the average person was half the weight than today.
It looks like somebody got their patio set swiped and put into a plane
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I can'f find Cromwell, TX on the map. Oklahoma maybe? Or Crowell?
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Great story

I've been to Oshkosh a while back. It was awesome. I saw Chuck Yeager there terrling WWII and test pilot stories.
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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So timely and perfect given the Canadian farmer thread and Holland.
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annie88 said:


That looks glorious. And I bet the stewardesses had to be petite to fit through that row of chairs. Sign me up!
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Crowell. I saw a tweet correcting it, but seems most didn't get the memo.
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That looks like a lot of carbon being released.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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ravingfans said:

I am in Oshkosh this weekend and the fly-in is starting now. Received the below oldie but goodie and thought it would be fitting to share...

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This is a good little story about a vivid memory of a P-51 and its pilot, as told by a fellow who was 12 years old in Kingston, Ontario, Canada in 1967. You may know a few others who could and would appreciate it as well.

It was noon on a Sunday, as I recall, the day a Mustang P-51 was to take to the air. They said it had flown in during the night from some U.S. airport; the pilot had been tired and wanted to lay-over for the night. I marveled at the size of the plane, now dwarfing the Pipers and Canucks tied down by her. It was much larger than in the movies, and she glistened in the sun like a bulwark of security from days gone by.

The pilot arrived by cab, paid the driver, and then stepped into the flight lounge. He was an older man; his wavy hair was gray and tossed. Looked like it might have been combed, say around the turn of the century.

His flight jacket was checked, creased and worn - it smelled old and genuine. Old Glory was prominently sewn to its shoulders. He projected a quiet air of calm proficiency and pride devoid of arrogance. He filed a quick flight plan to Montreal (Expo-67, Air Show) then walked across the tarmac to the waiting old war bird.

After taking several minutes to perform his walk-around check, the pilot returned to the flight lounge to ask if anyone would be available to stand by with fire extinguishers while he 'flashed the old bird up'. ....Just to be safe.

Though only 12 at the time, I was allowed to stand by with an extinguisher after brief instruction on its use. 'If you see a fire, point, then pull this lever!' (...I later became a firefighter, but that's another story).

The air around the 12 exhaust manifolds shimmered like a mirror from the fuel fumes as the huge propeller started to rotate. One manifold, then another, and yet another, coughed ...then barked in their wakenings. I stepped back with the others, and in moments the huge V-12 Packard-built
Merlin 14-hundred horsepower engine came to life with a thunderous roar, blue flames knifed from her exhaust manifolds, the concussion of the exhausts shaking the air. Myself stunned, I looked at the others' faces, but there was seemingly no concern, so I lowered the bell of my extinguisher. One of the other guys signaled to walk back to the lounge. We did.

Several minutes later, we could hear the pilot doing his pre-flight run-up. He had taxied down to the end of runway 19, out of our sight. All went quiet for several seconds; we raced from the lounge to the second story deck to see if we could catch a glimpse of the P-51 as she started down the runway. We could not. But there we stood, eyes fixed to a spot half way down 19, waiting to catch that final glimpse of a veteran of the skies.

Then a roar ripped across the field, much louder than before, like a furious hell-spawn set loose!! ....Something mighty this way was coming!!

'My God!! Listen to that thing!' said the controller. And in seconds, the Mustang burst into our line of sight. Its tail was already off, and it was moving faster than anything I'd ever seen by that point on Runway 19. Two-thirds the way down 19, the Mustang was airborne with her gear going up. The prop tips were now supersonic and we clasped our ears as the Mustang climbed hellishly fast into the circuit ....only to be eaten up by the dog-day haze.

We stood for a few moments in stunned silence, still trying to digest what we'd just seen. Then the radio controller rushed by me to the radio.


'Kingston tower calling Mustang?' He looked back to us as he waited for an acknowledgment.

The radio crackled, 'Go ahead Kingston.'

'Roger Mustang. Kingston tower would like to advise the circuit is clear for a low level pass.'

I stood in shock because the controller had, more or less, just asked the pilot to return for an impromptu 'air show' !

The controller looked at us. '...What?' He asked. '....I can't let that guy go without at least asking! I could never forgive myself !'

The radio crackled once again, 'Kingston, do I have permission for a low level pass, east to west, across the field ?'

'Roger Mustang, the circuit is clear for an east to west pass.'

'Roger, Kingston, I'm coming out of 3000 feet ...stand by.'

We rushed back onto the second-story deck again, our eyes fixed toward the eastern haze. The sound was subtle at first, a high-pitched whine, a muffled screech, a distant scream in the morning air.

Moments later the P-51 burst through the haze. Her airframe straining against positive G's and gravity, wing tips spilling contrails of condensed air, prop-tips again supersonic as the burnished bird blasted across the eastern margin of the field, shredding and tearing the still air with a banshee scream of her twelve cylinders.

....At about 400+ mph and 150 yards from where we stood, she passed with the old American pilot saluting us!! Imagine.... a salute! I felt like laughing, I felt like crying, she glistened, she screamed, the building shook, my heart pounded.

Then the old pilot pulled her up .....and rolled, and rolled, .......and rolled out of sight into the broken clouds ..and indelibly into my memory.

I've never wanted to be an American more than on that day. It was a time when many nations in the world looked to America as their 'big brother,' a steady and even-handed beacon of security who navigated difficult political waters with grace and style, not unlike the pilot who'd just flown forever into my memory. He was proud, not arrogant ....humble, not a braggart, old and honest, projecting an aura of America at its very best.

That America WILL return one day, I know it will. Until that time, I'll just send off this story, calling it a reciprocal salute ....to the old American pilot who wove a memory for a young Canadian that has lasted a lifetime.





Dammit, ravingfans - are you cutting onions?
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Thank you
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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979 Area Code? Familiar with that one.
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