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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to AggieMD95 • 9:12a, 7/22/22
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AggieMD95 said:
Bird93 said:
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aggiedata said:
We rode facing backwards from Tennessee to California in our 1977 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser!


Nice!, but that's a Pontiac. Says so right on the tailgate.

My brother and I rode in the bed of my grandfathers pickup from Ft Worth to Colorado Springs.


Awesome


And Grandpa counted that as bonding time--really got to know ya...
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In reply to annie88 • 9:16a, 7/22/22
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annie88 said:
I bet that woman could make a hell of a sammich and bring it to me with a beer on my Lazy Boy recliner while I watch Walter Cronkite too.
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In reply to Aggie12B • 9:19a, 7/22/22
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The second one reads like it could have been an interaction between Leslie Knope and Louis CK's character on Parks.
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9:20a, 7/22/22
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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In reply to Bird93 • 9:21a, 7/22/22
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Bird93 said:
cavjock88 said:
aggiedata said:
We rode facing backwards from Tennessee to California in our 1977 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser!


Nice!, but that's a Pontiac. Says so right on the tailgate.

My brother and I rode in the bed of my grandfathers pickup from Ft Worth to Colorado Springs.
I rode from College Station to South Padre in the back of a pickup truck. But we had to stop and bail one my buddy out of jail after he peed on the private car driven by the Sheriff taking his wife out to dinner.
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In reply to GeorgiAg • 9:23a, 7/22/22
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GeorgiAg said:
annie88 said:
I bet that woman could make a hell of a sammich and bring it to me with a beer on my Lazy Boy recliner while I watch Walter Cronkite too.


Until I got out of the house, I only knew him as walter crankcase...
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In reply to Aggie12B • 9:24a, 7/22/22
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Aggie12B said:
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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In reply to tk111 • 9:42a, 7/22/22
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tk111 said:
annie88 said:
She seems pretty awesome!

hahaha she is nuts and I love it


In soviet russia, knife checks to see if YOU are inertial!
She would have kept the bag monster at bay!
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 10:28a, 7/22/22
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justcallmeharry said:
Uh oh... he's going to get another strongly worded letter from Obama
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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Not political, but still funny.

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There are two types of people in the world:

1) Those who can extract from a data set.
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In reply to annie88 • 10:45a, 7/22/22
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This is sort of turning into a nostalgia thread for the olds too. The refrigerators of today are crap compared to the ones built in the 50s and 60s. My grandmother had a Kenmore when I was born. When I was two I touched it with dirty hands on the freezer door and my grandmother never cleaned it off to leave it there. My two year old palm print was still there when I would take my children to visit her in the 1980s and that Kenmore just kept on cooling and freezing.
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In reply to annie88 • 10:48a, 7/22/22
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annie88 said:


Was visiting my great uncle one time in the late 90's and he was complaining about how unreliable his GE refrigerator was. He had it since 1955 (45 years old at the time) and said it broke down earlier that year and had to call a repairman for the first time. Cost him $50 and the guy changed the belt out--he was hopping mad!

I offered to call GE to use him in a commercial...
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Biden Races To Sniff One Last Girl Before Losing Sense Of Smell From COVID
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NASCAR Driver Mugged At Gunpoint During Pitstop At Chicago Cup Series Race

CHICAGO, IL Citizens of Illinois expressed excitement upon hearing that the Chicago streets will play a part in the 2023 NASCAR season. Unfortunately during the first event, one of the drivers was mugged at gunpoint by a Chicago criminal during an 11.2-second pit stop.
"We are sorry to report this high-profile blight on our otherwise spotless record," Chicago Police Chief Garney Phife spoke to the press after the incident. "We remain proud of our pristine and safe city streets, but are acknowledging that this unexpected incident will leave a mark."

High-speed footage has confirmed that an armed thug pointed a handgun at the terrified NASCAR driver and forced him out of the vehicle before leading police on a 3-hour chase.
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot has also addressed the incident by blaming Republicans for moving slowly on gun control, preemptively rejecting any Federal assistance, and using a litany of profanity that could not be reprinted.
At publishing time, footage showed the car up on blocks as the tires had been stolen.

courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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In reply to TyHolden • 11:48a, 7/22/22
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TyHolden said:
Convenient that he cut off his data the year before Jimbo came here...
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In reply to HoustonAg2106 • 12:08p, 7/22/22
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TyHolden said:
Convenient that he cut off his data the year before Jimbo came here...


It's a self-own. The DB coach who 'failed to develop those highly ranked recruits' (Terry Joseph) is currently the DB coach at texas. We're not even getting into the "5-star/high 4-star" gatekeeping he did to avoid mentioning Armani Watts or Justin Evans.
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Joe Biden Calls Obama To Wish Him A Speedy Recovery After Hearing The President Has COVID
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Hey Eurotrash journalist. Come on down here to Texas. I want to show you something.


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TyHolden said:


"Something happened to that cake you cake murdering son of a *****!"
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