*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****
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not a tweet but what i've been seeing in my head the last two days reading some of the posts on the active threads.
made me chuckle at least
made me chuckle at least
It's hard to tell sometimes.C@LAg said:Kamela Harris: "President Biden is positive, because he's not negative. As a result of his positive condition this means he is no longer negative as to his condition of being positive"
— Joel Fischer 🇺🇸 (@realJoelFischer) July 21, 2022
(note it is a joke post.)
Stephen King was pranked by two Russians who tricked him into believing he was on a call with Zelensky. On the call, he claims that Ukrainian Holocaust architect Stepan Bandera was a great man whose murder of Jews was just a slight flaw worth overlooking. pic.twitter.com/jA4M2RX4c0
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 19, 2022
buzzardb267 said:
What kind of cement is that? Asking for some potholes….
is that what we are calling lib/dems these days???
This needs it's own thread.captkirk said:Stephen King was pranked by two Russians who tricked him into believing he was on a call with Zelensky. On the call, he claims that Ukrainian Holocaust architect Stepan Bandera was a great man whose murder of Jews was just a slight flaw worth overlooking. pic.twitter.com/jA4M2RX4c0
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 19, 2022
ravingfans said:buzzardb267 said:
What kind of cement is that? Asking for some potholes….
is that what we are calling lib/dems these days???
If they had left that idiot, he would be a speed bump
#BidenHasCovid with only mild symptoms, immediately after quickly licking cancer. Such a robust Biden can only mean one thing, Corn Pop is back.
— First Words (@unscriptedmike) July 21, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
— Tina40 (@RealTina40) July 21, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Who did this? 😂 pic.twitter.com/sM7l9kMxLu
— Stacy Rae 🇺🇸 (@stacyhrae) July 21, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Meme by @drefanzor and @grandoldmemes pic.twitter.com/YdmdBliLCq
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) July 21, 2022
Joe will be devastated if he’s unable to smell pic.twitter.com/X7BpJq2P0w
— Alejandro (@AlexanderMan77) July 21, 2022
Joe Biden is as useless as the "G" in "Lasagna."
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) July 21, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Tramp96 said:Joe will be devastated if he’s unable to smell pic.twitter.com/X7BpJq2P0w
— Alejandro (@AlexanderMan77) July 21, 2022
That is funny and also really gross at the same time. Holy hell.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
— Citizen Covfefe 𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖆 🐾 🇺🇸 (@RLiberalskiddin) July 21, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) July 21, 2022
Brutal: Biden Contracts COVID Just One Day After Miraculous Recovery From Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. Only one day after Biden's miraculous recovery from cancer, White House sources have confirmed the President now has COVID. Doctors say that the twice-boosted president only has mild symptoms, but has tragically lost his keen sense of smell. The White House will continue to provide updates and notify the country if his condition worsens.
Vice President Harris has responded by preparing an inauguration speech and changing the curtains in the oval office.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. Only one day after Biden's miraculous recovery from cancer, White House sources have confirmed the President now has COVID. Doctors say that the twice-boosted president only has mild symptoms, but has tragically lost his keen sense of smell. The White House will continue to provide updates and notify the country if his condition worsens.
Vice President Harris has responded by preparing an inauguration speech and changing the curtains in the oval office.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Jan. 6 Committee Announces There Will Be Another Bonus Hearing After The Credits
WASHINGTON, D.C. The January 6th Committee is urging Americans to stay tuned until the very end of the hearings, as there will be another very special bonus hearing after the credits roll.
"Trust me, you won't want to miss this," said Congressman Adam Schiff. "We're going to be teasing a brand-new original storyline and some exciting new characters for the next hearing which will definitely nail Donald Trump for good. This is the beginning of the end for Trump."
The committee urged patience, insisting that the January 6th hearings may have had a slow start but will be getting really good any day now. "When the January 6th hearings end in two or three months, be sure to watch through the 45-minute credit sequence for an exclusive look at our upcoming sequel!" said Schiff flatly.
Unfortunately, experts predict the post-credits hearing will never be seen as viewership is already down to just 23 people in the hearing room and Brian Stelter.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. The January 6th Committee is urging Americans to stay tuned until the very end of the hearings, as there will be another very special bonus hearing after the credits roll.
"Trust me, you won't want to miss this," said Congressman Adam Schiff. "We're going to be teasing a brand-new original storyline and some exciting new characters for the next hearing which will definitely nail Donald Trump for good. This is the beginning of the end for Trump."
The committee urged patience, insisting that the January 6th hearings may have had a slow start but will be getting really good any day now. "When the January 6th hearings end in two or three months, be sure to watch through the 45-minute credit sequence for an exclusive look at our upcoming sequel!" said Schiff flatly.
Unfortunately, experts predict the post-credits hearing will never be seen as viewership is already down to just 23 people in the hearing room and Brian Stelter.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
cavjock88 said:aggiedata said:
We rode facing backwards from Tennessee to California in our 1977 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser!
Nice!, but that's a Pontiac. Says so right on the tailgate.
My brother and I rode in the bed of my grandfathers pickup from Ft Worth to Colorado Springs.
Bird93 said:cavjock88 said:aggiedata said:
We rode facing backwards from Tennessee to California in our 1977 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser!
Nice!, but that's a Pontiac. Says so right on the tailgate.
My brother and I rode in the bed of my grandfathers pickup from Ft Worth to Colorado Springs.
Awesome
She just thanked a guy for saying her husband‘s the worst president we’ve ever had. 🤣😂 https://t.co/ZnHRvUz5PE
— txaggal (@txaggal) July 22, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
— Ivan Trumpovic 🇦🇺🇭🇷🇺🇸🇷🇺Z (@QualityTweets78) July 21, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
She seems pretty awesome!
You might want to stand back a little from this washers demo by Dr. Tatiana! 😂 #tamu #physics #fyp pic.twitter.com/d6L6Wf2FEW
— TAMU Physics & Astronomy (@TAMUPhysAstr) July 20, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
hahaha she is nuts and I love itannie88 said:
She seems pretty awesome!You might want to stand back a little from this washers demo by Dr. Tatiana! 😂 #tamu #physics #fyp pic.twitter.com/d6L6Wf2FEW
— TAMU Physics & Astronomy (@TAMUPhysAstr) July 20, 2022
In soviet russia, knife checks to see if YOU are inertial!
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