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Was visiting my great uncle one time in the late 90's and he was complaining about how unreliable his GE refrigerator was. He had it since 1955 (45 years old at the time) and said it broke down earlier that year and had to call a repairman for the first time. Cost him $50 and the guy changed the belt out--he was hopping mad!

I offered to call GE to use him in a commercial...


I would say one service call in 45 years is damn good.
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aggiedata said:





This clown is based in Berlin.

52 degrees 30 minutes north latitude

The northernmost point in the continental US is

49 degrees 23 minutes

Berlin is further north than Calgary or Banff in Canada

The southernmost point in mainland Europe is at 36 degrees. The northern border of the Texas panhandle is at 36 degrees 30 minutes

This geographic idiot can blank right off
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CanyonAg77 said:

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This clown is based in Berlin.

52 degrees 30 minutes north latitude

The northernmost point in the continental US is

49 degrees 23 minutes

Berlin is further north than Calgary or Banff in Canada

The southernmost point in mainland Europe is at 36 degrees. The northern border of the Texas panhandle is at 36 degrees 30 minutes

This geographic idiot can blank right off
That weenie muncher wouldn't last one day in the great state of Texas.

In April or October, let alone July or August.
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annie88 said:


Already started
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annie88 said:

ravingfans said:

annie88 said:




Was visiting my great uncle one time in the late 90's and he was complaining about how unreliable his GE refrigerator was. He had it since 1955 (45 years old at the time) and said it broke down earlier that year and had to call a repairman for the first time. Cost him $50 and the guy changed the belt out--he was hopping mad!

I offered to call GE to use him in a commercial...


I would say one service call in 45 years is damn good.


In the late 1980's my parents took their 1950 refrigerator that had been sitting idle for decades, turned it to maximum and used it as a freezer. The temperature inside was about 10-15 degrees.

It never broke down, even with that abuse.
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captkirk said:

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Already started


Can only hope he gets crushed by the rolling ball in this version.
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In the late 1980's my parents took their 1950 refrigerator that had been sitting idle for decades, turned it to maximum and used it as a freezer. The temperature inside was about 10-15 degrees.

It never broke down, even with that abuse.
My Dad never referred to it as a refrigerator. He always called it an "ice box."

You fellow olds know what I'm talking about.
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Biz Ag said:

CanyonAg77 said:





This clown is based in Berlin.

52 degrees 30 minutes north latitude

The northernmost point in the continental US is

49 degrees 23 minutes

Berlin is further north than Calgary or Banff in Canada

The southernmost point in mainland Europe is at 36 degrees. The northern border of the Texas panhandle is at 36 degrees 30 minutes

This geographic idiot can blank right off
That weenie muncher wouldn't last one day in the great state of Texas.

In April or October, let alone July or August.

I'd bet Texans could last a lot longer without A/C than he could without heat/
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Biz Ag said:

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In the late 1980's my parents took their 1950 refrigerator that had been sitting idle for decades, turned it to maximum and used it as a freezer. The temperature inside was about 10-15 degrees.

It never broke down, even with that abuse.
My Dad never referred to it as a refrigerator. He always called it an "ice box."

You fellow olds know what I'm talking about.


It's where we put our sodie pop and if we had a spare quarter we went to the picture show.
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You laugh, but other than calling them cokes, all of that is precisely correct!
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Biz Ag said:

Quote:

In the late 1980's my parents took their 1950 refrigerator that had been sitting idle for decades, turned it to maximum and used it as a freezer. The temperature inside was about 10-15 degrees.

It never broke down, even with that abuse.
My Dad never referred to it as a refrigerator. He always called it an "ice box."

You fellow olds know what I'm talking about.
My dad used to tell me that when he was a kid, they would run behind the ice truck and they would give them ice shavings in the summer. He said it was so good because nobody had any air-conditioning except for the movie theater.
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annie88 said:




Those seats look twice as wide as those in today's planes. And the average person was half the weight than today.
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BuddysBud said:

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Those seats look twice as wide as those in today's planes. And the average person was half the weight than today.
Yes but they don't look very comfortable. I mean Wicker?
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cecil77 said:

You laugh, but other than calling them cokes, all of that is precisely correct!


I know it is. I Lived it
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Bannon Prosecutors Warn That 330 Million Additional Americans With Contempt For Congress Still Roaming Free
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Actual weather channel graphic, oops

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annie88 said:

BuddysBud said:

annie88 said:




Those seats look twice as wide as those in today's planes. And the average person was half the weight than today.
Yes but they don't look very comfortable. I mean Wicker?


Maybe so, but an exercise to remind us why you never ever let bean counters run anything. It may have been uncomfortable, but it was the norm for the times. Plus, you didn't have to deal with a fatty or much less an average person spilling over into your seat.
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this is more of a sad tweet than a funny one, but nonetheless...80s/90s cartoon saturday mornings were the tits.

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