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oh no said:

Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic




He brought the wrong tool, that job only required a hacksaw.
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13B said:

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Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic


Forget that! Jackhammer or take it off at the wrist.
Pssh... I would have just put up one of these and called it good.

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you explain it by saying this is the result of freaks being celebrated instead of eliminated
Castoff extras from the cantina scene in Star Wars
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13B said:

oh no said:

Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic


Forget that! Jackhammer or take it off at the wrist.
Oh, to have walked up to that guy and fired up a chain saw....

...not to cut his arm off, but just to see the look on his face. Make him think about being dumb like that again.

Or, just put cones up around him and leave. Either way.
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He was prepared to **** himself, piss himself, and starve when he decided to do that. They should have let him lie in traffic at least until after he shat himself
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Just set out a couple of traffic cones.
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Technically, those "Voters of Color" are backing Trump at record levels-- not necessarily the GOP...
Maybe the ones in the photo, but Mayra Flores says hi.
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oh no said:

Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic


That is going to burn like hell.
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goatchze said:

13B said:

oh no said:

Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic


Forget that! Jackhammer or take it off at the wrist.
Oh, to have walked up to that guy and fired up a chain saw....

...not to cut his arm off, but just to see the look on his face. Make him think about being dumb like that again.

Or, just put cones up around him and leave. Either way.
Or at least a big dude with a big sledge hammer. The fear of a Casino-like hand bashing would also be fun to see.
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captkirk said:




I still believe it's the alter ego of RGIII and no one can convince me otherwise.
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oh no said:



If you believe that person wants a job, I have a few lucrative investment deals I would like to talk to you about.
You may not be a moron, but some people think you are.
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Didn't know where else to out this.

Rivals Kamalas word salads



Terrance Howard pitching his snake oil in Uganda.
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captkirk said:


Remember that time they switched CFCs for hydrocarbons or compressed nitrous oxide in spray cans?
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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oh no said:

He was prepared to **** himself, piss himself, and starve when he decided to do that. They should have let him lie in traffic at least until after he shat himself
How long does it take for cement to set up? Or did he just get out there real early to do this.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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oh no said:


It's really sad that so many people allowed him to turn himself into this. Unless he did it himself he had to have a plastic surgeon screw up his nose and his lip.

The tattoo stuff is a little easier to get done and the eye tattooing is just gross. Won't suprise me if any of those people go blind.

My goodness, can you imagine if this was your child?
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TexAgs91 said:

captkirk said:


Remember that time they switched CFCs for hydrocarbons or compressed nitrous oxide in spray cans?
Yeah and that just magically fixed the un-repairable hole
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I still have that same garage in my house. One of my faves as a kid of the 70's.
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bonfarr said:

oh no said:

Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic




He brought the wrong tool, that job only required a hacksaw.
Kid is gonna wish they did.
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Bondag said:

bonfarr said:

oh no said:

Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic




He brought the wrong tool, that job only required a hacksaw.
Kid is gonna wish they did.
This jack ass kid better get the bill for this as well as it's jail time for trespassing. Let's just throw in a rash on top of that.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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