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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Say the line, JB!

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Oops...

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Wait...what?

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That's a shame...

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In reply to annie88 • 12:17p, 7/20/22
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Was gonna post that one as well but you beat me to it!
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In reply to oh no • 12:21p, 7/20/22
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Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic

Forget that! Jackhammer or take it off at the wrist.
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According to the Media, It's Unfair for Biden's Polling to Reflect Economic Woes
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In reply to richardag • 12:23p, 7/20/22
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Got it but I still don't like it. Nature is brutal.

I'm gonna keep pretending that they were trying to help him.
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In reply to oh no • 12:24p, 7/20/22
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Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic

Honestly should have just let them stay there and get cement burns.
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In reply to captkirk • 12:31p, 7/20/22
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Never post the videos



Is that Gene Wilder?
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AOC Still Handcuffed As Capitol Police Misplaced The Invisible Key

WASHINGTON, D.C. AOC is still being held 1 day after her high-profile arrest at the Supreme Court building, as Capitol Police have confirmed that they misplaced the invisible key for her invisible handcuffs.
"Well, this is embarrassing," said Capitol Police Chief Ingrid Surrection. "We always misplace our invisible key! Whose idea was it to make it invisible, anyway?"

Sources say AOC is still standing in front of the Supreme Court, her hands invisibly bound together as the invisible police car also never showed up to take her to jail. "I remain committed to bravely fighting for the fundamental human right to kill babies," said the Congresswoman. "I will stay here for as long as it takes, but I hope the police find the key soon. I have to go to the bathroom."
At publishing time, Capitol Police found the invisible handcuffs back at the station and realized no one had ever actually handcuffed AOC. They are currently taking bets to see how long she'll stand there until she figures it out.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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In reply to 13B • 12:36p, 7/20/22
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13B said:
oh no said:
Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic

Forget that! Jackhammer or take it off at the wrist.


Nah. Jackhammer/pavement saw 1' away from the hand in all directions and let him go along and get that block off on his own damned time.
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AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail
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In reply to oh no • 12:38p, 7/20/22
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I think a social worker would have been more efficient than that cop at breaking concrete.
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DC Mayor Whines About Influx of Illegals
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In reply to 13B • 12:43p, 7/20/22
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13B said:
oh no said:
Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic

Forget that! Jackhammer or take it off at the wrist.

One blow from that 3 pound hammer to the middle of his hand, problem solved.
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In reply to Texas Yarddog • 12:43p, 7/20/22
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Nah. Jackhammer/pavement saw 1' away from the hand in all directions and let him go along and get that block off on his own damned time.
Like that idea, although I would do it six inches away and make it a bigger block.
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you explain it by saying this is the result of freaks being celebrated instead of eliminated
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In reply to 12th Man • 1:02p, 7/20/22
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12th Man said:



I think a better name, given the pic, is "The Twisted Fisters"


Twisted Fisters!!!

BTW, is the list if spites left to right or right to left???
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In reply to oh no • 1:08p, 7/20/22
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oh no said:
Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic



Just pull on his torso hard enough and something will turn loose...

Protesters just creating extra work...
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In reply to 13B • 1:13p, 7/20/22
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13B said:
oh no said:
Demonstrator cements self to road to block traffic

Forget that! Jackhammer or take it off at the wrist.
Cement saw cutter at the elbow.
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In reply to BQ78 • 1:14p, 7/20/22
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BQ78 said:
My dad took some scrap lumber and built a platform he could fill in the back floorboard of his 62 and 69 Bonnevilles. Then he bought a cheap mattress to lay on top of the platform and backseat. My sisters and I would be back there for our annual 24 hour marathon trips to Texas. The mattress was thick enough that we were lying at the base of the window. It was a pretty comfortable ride for an arduous journey.

We'd pick him up at work, stop and pick up pizzas at our favorite pizzeria and between him and mom driving we'd be in Dallas by 5 p.m. the next day. Usually in time for some Slam Bam Theater.
This must have been more common than I realized. Similar story when I was a kid in the early 60's.
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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 1:16p, 7/20/22
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ThunderFighter06 said:


Technically, those "Voters of Color" are backing Trump at record levels-- not necessarily the GOP...
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