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Dangit!


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Accidentally?
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Someone waves an American Flag, they get a low pass. I don't make the rules.
MFP did a low pass over someone in a fishing boat in Alabama, while training in a T-38. Guy stared up, open mouthed, leaned back to watch, leaned back, leaned back....ker-splash.
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Iowaggie said:
Why abortion is a man's right too. (NSFW)



Sooo... when that case comes up and the *man sues to abort when the woman wants to keep the baby wonder how that ruling will go?

*not an actual man, but a wuss. Real man would support the mother of his child--just sayin'
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The second amendment does not grant us the right to bear arms...



FINALLY!! SOMEONE GETS IT RIGHT!
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That's what happens when you support the Judeans People's Front!!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 12:40p, 7/5/22
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'merica!




OUTSTANDING!!!
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justcallmeharry said:
Biden only hires degenerates
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Unborn Babies Celebrate First Independence Day Since 1972
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Democrats Proudly Introduce The 'Raise Gas Prices Even Higher And Make More Kids Trans' Bill
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Adam And Eve Claim Getting Kicked Out Of Eden Was Due To Cancel Culture

GARDEN OF EDEN Fresh off being banished from paradise, Adam and Eve are blaming cancel culture for their sudden expulsion.
"Cancel culture, am I right?" said Adam as he chewed an apple. "I break one little rule, and BAM! Now everyone's coming at me, saying I've brought sin into the world and separated humanity from God. Plus, now God says I have to get a job! It's out of control."

Although many have called their actions "open rebellion against Almighty God", Eve says unhealthy societal factors are to blame. "I chose to believe Satan over God, and it's like suddenly I'm persona non grata," said Eve. "All these women are now blaming me for how much childbirth hurts, and I think it's just a sign of this rampant cancel culture gone crazy."

courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Government Accidentally Shuts Itself Down With Ban On Non-Essential Businesses
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Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout
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Biden: 'Republicans May Have Standards, But We Have Double Standards'
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Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces
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After Conviction For Sex Crimes, Ghislaine Maxwell Announces New Job At CNN
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In reply to captkirk • 4:32p, 7/5/22
So Brave.
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Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces


The monkeys would be more useful.
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Ag In Ok said:
Daddy-O5 said:


That's what happens when you support the Judeans People's Front!!!


Today it must really be hard for those at the Bee to know whether to publish an article in The Bee or in Not the Bee.
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ravingfans said:
ThunderFighter06 said:
'merica!



Awesome
OUTSTANDING!!!
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Biden Calls On Pollsters To Raise His Approval Rating
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captkirk said:

"No act is too small"
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BuddysBud said:
Aggie12B said:
Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces


The monkeys would be more useful.
And their feces would smell better than the stuff that's getting shoveled in DC these days.
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"Fang Fang dumped me because my stinky ass exploded on live TV"

-Eric Swalwell.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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I have no idea if she actually said this but I wouldn't be surprised if she did.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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