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Parrot is a little stringy, but it will do in a pinch. Fry the breast, bone in, and grill the thighs and wings.
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GeorgiAg said:



I'll ask…what the eff is a "deadname"?
Make Mental Asylums Great Again!
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It's the name people with daddy issues who cut off their junk abandon in an attempt to harm the one who gave them the name

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I'll ask…what the eff is a "deadname"?
Their name before they changed genders. Larry is now Lisa, and continuing to call him Larry is "deadnaming" him.
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FrioAg 00 said:

It's the name people with daddy issues who cut off their junk abandon in an attempt to harm the one who gave them the name




In that case, the brother needs to re-grow a pair.
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oh... so the parrot is damaging his mental health... not the gender dysphoria that caused him to change his name, get sex change operations and hormone therapy, or the smells coming from the hole where his twig & berries used to be.. it's the parrot deadnaming him! They might just need to sell the parrot for the sake of his mental health.
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93MarineHorn said:

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I'll ask…what the eff is a "deadname"?
Their name before they changed genders. Larry is now Lisa, and continuing to call him Larry is "deadnaming" him.


Harsh, but fair.
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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BTW, the response most Dems have is "No, conservatives have gone WAY to the right!"

No worries, just listen to speeches from Presidential candidates in that time and tell me that again. Hell in 2008 Obama was against Gay Marriage and said things that would get you cancelled in a heartbeat today. On virtually every social issue conservatives have moderated to a tone that is more about being able to at least have their own right to do as they please vs trying to make others do what they want.
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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His response to the "against gay marriage" comment at the end of his Presidency was priceless.

"My thinking has evolved"!

I wonder if he ever used that with Michelle during their marriage.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Hundreds of Pacific Islands are getting bigger despite global warming
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-08/why-are-hundreds-of-pacific-islands-getting-bigger/13038430
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captkirk said:




These people are insane.
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captkirk said:



Well then, Klaus, I guess at some point we shall meet in the street.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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FrioAg 00 said:

It's the name people with daddy issues who cut off their junk abandon in an attempt to harm the one who gave them the name




Jesus H Christ that's nuts…sometimes I'm kinda glad I'm so out of touch with the latest iteration of what's "normal". Parenthetically, I find it hilarious when women…the XX kind keep their name so as to not take their husbands name yet keep their daddy's…you know another XY!
Make Mental Asylums Great Again!
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93MarineHorn said:

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I'll ask…what the eff is a "deadname"?
Their name before they changed genders. Larry is now Lisa, and continuing to call him Larry is "deadnaming" him.

The world is so effed!
Make Mental Asylums Great Again!
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captkirk said:


NOPE!
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annie88 said:


Should have used Venus.

/Planet Nerd

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captkirk said:



This is the guy who named his TV show after perpetrators of genocide
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Seven and three are ten, not only now, but forever. There has never been a time when seven and three were not ten, nor will there ever be a time when they are not ten. Therefore, I have said that the truth of number is incorruptible and common to all who think. — St. Augustine
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CanyonAg77 said:

captkirk said:



This is the guy who named his TV show after perpetrators of genocide


Yeah he's an idiot. Plus there is no bill that says don't say gay. They just keep perpetuating this bull*****
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annie88 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

captkirk said:



This is the guy who named his TV show after perpetrators of genocide


Yeah he's an idiot. Plus there is no bill that says don't say gay. They just keep perpetuating this bull*****


Agree 100%. How about we call that bill what it really is, the "Don't Sexualize My Grade Schooler Bill"?
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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