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ha nice...wish that was real
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This bird pooping on Biden is a gift... I haven't seen one, so if I had the know-how, I'd construct a vid of the bird **** hitting around the "Bayraktar" theme.
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Hell yeah I would, we need more of this.

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This has a grammatical error in it.

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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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In reply to captkirk • 3:23p, 4/13/22
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captkirk said:
Freedom is slavery

Dictators like uncontrolled infrastructure? Huh?
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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A "wheelie bin" is Brit Speak for a trash can on wheels.

So trash on trash, in this case.
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Fail. I bet you miss Whoopi.
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In reply to Whoop Delecto • 5:22p, 4/13/22
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https://www.wearethemighty.com/veterans/navy-seal-goes-john-wick/
I don't know Marcus but I have a client that does. After I heard that call I called my client and said something like, "You didn't tell me your boy Marcus was part John Wick and Matt Mason" and he knew exactly what I meant. If you don't know Mason is a country singer with a song called E which is about a man that chases another man he caught screwing his wife. The chorus:

Son, I know what you've done
There's only one way you can outrun me
You better pray your tank
Don't beat mine to E.

I'm grateful for Marcus' sake that he had the presence to call 911. It probably saved those guys lives which kept Marcus out of prison. A quick search brings back an article showing they were convicted and did some time in jail for it. Which was almost certain getting off easy. IIRC the dog's name was an acronym for his teammates that died on the mission that became the movie.



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In reply to magnumtmp • 5:56p, 4/13/22
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Navy Seal Marcus Luttrell of Lone Survivor fame chased someone that shot his dog. The 911 call is pretty entertaining. About halfway they're doing 110 and the 911 dispatcher asks him to slow down and that she doesn't want him to get hurt. He says "ma'am I'm a Navy Seal I'm not worried about me getting hurt."



That was AWESOME! Not sure how I had not seen that before.

"Tell your boy (sheriff car I assume) I'm gonna blow right past him."


https://www.itemonline.com/news/local_news/man-convicted-in-death-of-war-heros-dog/article_f7aa02b3-5111-59c1-aee7-c640a05c0b82.html

The guys that killed the dog were real ****birds. Too bad Luttrell showed constraint.
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In reply to bonfarr • 6:18p, 4/13/22
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Too bad Luttrell showed constraint.
No, it's good that he did.

None of the three were worth even one second of jail time or legal expense for Lutrell.
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In reply to TexAgs91 • 7:12p, 4/13/22
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TexAgs91 said:
captkirk said:
Freedom is slavery

Dictators like uncontrolled infrastructure? Huh?


Sure, I mean history shows us how much Hitler liked people doing their own thing and not being controlled at all or forced to their deaths. I'm sure he would've encouraged Twitter accounts for the concentration camps.
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In reply to oh no • 7:16p, 4/13/22
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You can't spell happiness without p*nis.
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oh no said:


He's always funny but that one is hilarious.
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In reply to bonfarr • 9:41p, 4/13/22
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bonfarr said:
magnumtmp said:
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12th Man said:



Navy Seal Marcus Luttrell of Lone Survivor fame chased someone that shot his dog. The 911 call is pretty entertaining. About halfway they're doing 110 and the 911 dispatcher asks him to slow down and that she doesn't want him to get hurt. He says "ma'am I'm a Navy Seal I'm not worried about me getting hurt."



That was AWESOME! Not sure how I had not seen that before.

"Tell your boy (sheriff car I assume) I'm gonna blow right past him."


https://www.itemonline.com/news/local_news/man-convicted-in-death-of-war-heros-dog/article_f7aa02b3-5111-59c1-aee7-c640a05c0b82.html

The guys that killed the dog were real ****birds. Too bad Luttrell showed constraint.
Grew up in Huntsville and know all those locations. Didn't know Luttrell was from Willis.
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Investigators Claim David Used Illegal 'Ghost' Sling In Lethal Assault Against Goliath
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10:47p, 4/13/22
This may need to be updated to "decommissioned to artificial reef."
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