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In reply to captkirk • 7:07p, 4/12/22
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Every time I see Romney I think of reek from Game of thrones

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In reply to captkirk • 7:43p, 4/12/22
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Freedom is slavery


You know it's true because of how all the dictators around the world don't control the internet within their borders. Wait, no, the opposite of that. They all make sure they own the internet to control speech.
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In reply to captkirk • 8:22p, 4/12/22
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What's hysterical about this take (gaslighting) is that it was the "progressive" media that said LGBTQ+ people were pedophiles by calling an anti-grooming bill the "Don't Say Gay Bill."
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In reply to captkirk • 9:13p, 4/12/22
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Maybe Mitt can move back to Massachusetts and run as a Democrat?
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 9:37p, 4/12/22
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Geralt of Rivia said:


Said no rational person ever!!!
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HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!!!
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https://images.app.goo.gl/Dm6etP4ANDrKwtSq6


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Senile Old Man Spotted With A Gun Spouting Wild Demands On White House Grounds

WASHINGTON, D.CThe White House grounds have entered a lockdown following the sighting of a senile old man wandering around waving a gun and making outlandish demands.
"Look folks, no more automatic weapons! You hear me, I'm serious! And no more gramblegrawp!" said the old, confused man while pointing his gun at everyone. "I traveled 1700 miles, million miles, so c'mon and listen up! Ghost guns are banned. No Congress needed."
Witnesses claim that while the man appeared to be well-dressed, he had no clue who or where he was. "He kept asking 'where's First Lady Kamala' and asking why's nobody taking him seriously," said Peter Flanagan, a White House correspondent. "He made bizarre claims that he was the President of The United States, 81 million people voted for him, and his butt's been wiped."
The White House was forced to release a statement instructing individuals not to approach the out-of-touch and armed individual. They also recommended just letting the man continue to make his speech as if he were actually addressing the nation and his words actually had legal authority.
At publishing time, a tactical team was forced to intervene after he made statements calling for "tobacco farmers to be immune for being sued for prostitutes." The confused old man was reported to be safely apprehended and enjoying an ice cream cone on the way back to his nursing home.

Courtesy of the Babylon Bee
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11:45p, 4/12/22
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Jimmy Carter Arrested For Putting Biden 'I Did That' Stickers On Gas Pumps

PLAINS, GAFormer President Jimmy Carter was arrested Monday after a gas station attendant called the police to report a "hooligan" placing "I Did That!" stickers on gas pumps. Authorities arrived at the scene shortly thereafter and took the former president into custody for vandalism, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.
The infamous "I Did That!" stickers feature an image of President Biden pointing at the total sale of gas at the pump, as if proud of the economic strain he's placing on American families. According to authorities, the stickers have been popping up all over the country and aren't usually traced back to a specific culprit but in this instance, the stickers were placed comically low to the ground because Jimmy Carter is so short.
Carter, who saw an oil crisis during his presidency, reportedly voiced frustration with the Biden administration when confronted by authorities.
"In '79 we had an oil shortage. Maybe I didn't do everything right but I tried deregulating oil to increase domestic production and free us from the sharp rise in costs due to the Iranian Revolution," said Jimmy Carter, fuming.
The former peanut farmer continued, "But Biden just shut down our oil independence just because he hates Trump, making us more dependent than ever on foreign oil which is now exacerbated by a supply chain crisis no one wants to talk about and a Russian war that is only happening because Putin knows how weak Biden is."
"Sir, you're scaring the children," said Officer Mondale.
Police then cuffed Carter and sat him down in an itsy bitsy chair while they continued to question him about why he hated the president so much.
According to sources, Carter then shouted, "Not my president!"
He easily wiggled his way out of his handcuffs thanks to his small wrists and rolled away like a peanut to hide under a car.
If you or someone you know has seen Jimmy Carter, please call the police immediately.

courtesy of the Babylon Bee
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In reply to 93MarineHorn • 4:51a, 4/13/22
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Donald Trump agrees.
It's the double standard applied to the same claim of having an election "stolen". That's the point.


My point is that Trump DID have the election rigged against him, whereas her claim is completely false.
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Still Needs to Pay for His Crimes Against Humanity
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In reply to cecil77 • 9:16a, 4/13/22
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Ciboag96 said:
Fat is thin
Boys are girls
Ugly is pretty
Science is philosophy
Up is down
Good is evil
Etc etc etc

four legs good two legs better

What an Orwellian future we have in store
some of yall need to take a break from texags before the internet brain worms set in for good
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9:20a, 4/13/22
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Donald Trump agrees.
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It's the double standard applied to the same claim of having an election "stolen". That's the point.


My point is that Trump DID have the election rigged against him, whereas her claim is completely false.
Ah! I took your post not the way it was intended.
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In reply to 12th Man • 9:26a, 4/13/22
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I value my dogs over many people already. I'm not saying I'm gonna shoot them but God help you if you try to hurt my dogs.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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In reply to 12th Man • 10:42a, 4/13/22
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12th Man said:



Navy Seal Marcus Luttrell of Lone Survivor fame chased someone that shot his dog. The 911 call is pretty entertaining. About halfway they're doing 110 and the 911 dispatcher asks him to slow down and that she doesn't want him to get hurt. He says "ma'am I'm a Navy Seal I'm not worried about me getting hurt."

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In reply to LOYAL AG • 11:36a, 4/13/22
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LOYAL AG said:
12th Man said:



Navy Seal Marcus Luttrell of Lone Survivor fame chased someone that shot his dog. The 911 call is pretty entertaining. About halfway they're doing 110 and the 911 dispatcher asks him to slow down and that she doesn't want him to get hurt. He says "ma'am I'm a Navy Seal I'm not worried about me getting hurt."



That was AWESOME! Not sure how I had not seen that before.

"Tell your boy (sheriff car I assume) I'm gonna blow right past him."
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In reply to 93MarineHorn • 11:41a, 4/13/22
93MarineHorn said:
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Donald Trump agrees.
93MarineHorn said:
It's the double standard applied to the same claim of having an election "stolen". That's the point.


My point is that Trump DID have the election rigged against him, whereas her claim is completely false.
Ah! I took your post not the way it was intended.
Yeah, I take 100% of the blame for that. I could have worded it better to convey it more clearly.
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Wait for it...

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/biden-bird-poop-memes-have-begun/

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In reply to LOYAL AG • 1:05p, 4/13/22
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LOYAL AG said:
12th Man said:



Wow!!! That's some John Wick stuff right there!
Navy Seal Marcus Luttrell of Lone Survivor fame chased someone that shot his dog. The 911 call is pretty entertaining. About halfway they're doing 110 and the 911 dispatcher asks him to slow down and that she doesn't want him to get hurt. He says "ma'am I'm a Navy Seal I'm not worried about me getting hurt."

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