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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Damani & Eddie Felder are both great follows!
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12th Man said:

Damani & Eddie Felder are both great follows!


I follow both!
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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GeorgiAg said:


No, looks more to me like socks on a dick
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annie88 said:


Shouldn't that be a grape nuts box
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Ulrich said:

TChaney said:



That's because women go to college at a higher rate than men and get graduate degrees at a higher rate than men.

This college loan forgiveness thing is starting to backfire because the net effect is people who didn't go to college subsidizing people who did.


Also, many more men with engineering and accounting degrees, compared to philosophy and gender studies.

Also, do you think more student debt is paid off by men or by women? Between the stay at home moms and higher salary men, I bet student debt is actually a greater burden on men.
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Not political, but so sweet, we all need to see things like this with all going on these days.

Sad on one level, so uplifting on another.

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Kindergartener Granted PhD In Biology After Correctly Distinguishing Boy From Girl
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Are You A Woman? 12 Signs To Look For

What is a woman? Nobody knowsnot even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for. Run through this list and keep track of how many "yes" answers you come up with. The more affirmatives, the more likely you're a chick!
1. Are you always cold?
2. Has a human ever popped out of you?
3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?
4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?
5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.
6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?
7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?
8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?
9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?
10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?
11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?
12. Do you have two X chromosomes?

Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:
0-2: There's a small chance you're a dude, bro.
3-5: We're getting some real feminine vibes here.
6-8: Starting to look kinda likely that you're probably a woman.
9-11: Definitely a woman.
12: You are the final boss of women. Congrats!

credit to The Babylon Bee
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BusterAg said:

Ulrich said:

TChaney said:



That's because women go to college at a higher rate than men and get graduate degrees at a higher rate than men.

This college loan forgiveness thing is starting to backfire because the net effect is people who didn't go to college subsidizing people who did.


Also, many more men with engineering and accounting degrees, compared to philosophy and gender studies.

Also, do you think more student debt is paid off by men or by women? Between the stay at home moms and higher salary men, I bet student debt is actually a greater burden on men.

I paid for my ex's degrees.
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An actual candidate for the Supreme Court said she couldn't ****ing define what a woman is.

COULDNT ****ING DEFINE IT.

How any biological woman alive today is not shaking in their ****ing shoes at the idea of the course of this country/world is beyond me. Beyond. Me. Insanoland.
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LOL, proving yet again that anything the MSM puts out there is probably just a lie/narrative they want some people to fall for.
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