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BusterAg said:
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annie88 said:
Serious question, Ben. Do you know anyone who equated "master bedroom" to slavery? Let's stop the bulls*t. We have real issues to confront. Slavery was 160 years ago. If it's omnipresent in your mind at this point, you're an idiot. https://t.co/aTX72re9RG
— Jason Whitlock (@WhitlockJason) August 9, 2021

There's a marriage joke in there just waiting to be written.
There are two ways to interpret that I think:

1) Al Bundy

2) 50 Shades of Grey

Um, definitely Option #1: Al Bundy

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In reply to Tramp96 • 3:56p, 8/11/21

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Tramp96 said:
BusterAg said:
Tramp96 said:
annie88 said:
Serious question, Ben. Do you know anyone who equated "master bedroom" to slavery? Let's stop the bulls*t. We have real issues to confront. Slavery was 160 years ago. If it's omnipresent in your mind at this point, you're an idiot. https://t.co/aTX72re9RG
— Jason Whitlock (@WhitlockJason) August 9, 2021

There's a marriage joke in there just waiting to be written.
There are two ways to interpret that I think:

1) Al Bundy

2) 50 Shades of Grey
Um, definitely Option #1: Al Bundy

Hey, some people might interpret that differently, and that's ok.

It takes all kinds. It takes all kinds.

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3:58p, 8/11/21

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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.

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4:04p, 8/11/21

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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.

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4:11p, 8/11/21

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"ROGER - OUT"

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4:22p, 8/11/21

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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.

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5:33p, 8/11/21

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Come on Sean… what could go wrong??? https://t.co/hrhsf29Tx9 pic.twitter.com/0xJhBhNS75
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) August 11, 2021

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5:45p, 8/11/21

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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.

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7:23p, 8/11/21

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This is Breanna Morello reporting live from Covid infested Florida.#DeathDeSantis pic.twitter.com/ruG6jKsLxq
— Breanna Morello 🇺🇸 (@BreannaMorello) August 12, 2021

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7:27p, 8/11/21

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I mean, what nation doesn’t want an 80-year-old president with crippling dementia whose son is a crackhead compromised by China and Russia, and whose VP’s qualifications are ‘suck’ and ‘swallow?’
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) August 11, 2021

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8:01p, 8/11/21

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"ROGER - OUT"

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8:02p, 8/11/21

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"ROGER - OUT"

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8:19p, 8/11/21

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8:30p, 8/11/21

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@POTUS

The one on the right is smarter. pic.twitter.com/eklm4tRawa
— txaggal (@txaggal) August 12, 2021

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In reply to annie88 • 8:41p, 8/11/21

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annie88 said:
@POTUS

The one on the right is smarter. pic.twitter.com/eklm4tRawa
— txaggal (@txaggal) August 12, 2021

The one on the right, it's known who's pulling the strings. The one on the left, it's covered up.

The one on the right is funny, the one on the left is a joke.

The one on the right is a dummy, the one on the left...is as well.

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10:28p, 8/11/21

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10:29p, 8/11/21

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10:57p, 8/11/21

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11:08p, 8/11/21

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In reply to captkirk • 11:54p, 8/11/21

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captkirk said:

https://mashable.com/article/suicide-squad-box-office-anti-vaxxers-covid-delta

Article: here's all the reasons the film totally flopped in theaters, but it ...might...have been that people are super totally afraid to leave the house.

In totally unrelated news, a billion people went to a music festival....

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12:07a, 8/12/21

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12:10a, 8/12/21

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12:23p, 8/12/21

CC: @KamalaHarris https://t.co/syxRNheQG3
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) August 12, 2021

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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 12:56p, 8/12/21

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CanyonAg77 said:
annie88 said:
@POTUS

The one on the right is smarter. pic.twitter.com/eklm4tRawa
— txaggal (@txaggal) August 12, 2021

The one on the right, it's known who's pulling the strings. The one on the left, it's covered up.

The one on the right is funny, the one on the left is a joke.

The one on the right is a dummy, the one on the left...is as well.

Nicely done.

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2:37p, 8/12/21

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Somebody downloaded the wrong “cough” emoji. 🤭 pic.twitter.com/2FyG5KzxeH
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ ❁ (@LuckyMcGee) August 12, 2021

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3:01p, 8/12/21

When you and the bro are on the hunt for new interns: pic.twitter.com/aGbOUIkSvI
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) August 12, 2021

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In reply to annie88 • 3:13p, 8/12/21

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Dude did a great job of recovering his fumble.

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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 5:56p, 8/12/21

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Geralt of Rivia said:
Somebody downloaded the wrong “cough” emoji. 🤭 pic.twitter.com/2FyG5KzxeH
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ ❁ (@LuckyMcGee) August 12, 2021

Oh my God that is so funny.

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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 6:00p, 8/12/21

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So the VP would have to mask up?

Ag BQ '80

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8:48p, 8/12/21

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I don’t smoke crack with hookers.

But if I did, I wouldn’t video it every single time.
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) August 13, 2021

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8:50p, 8/12/21

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pic.twitter.com/ptpN2bUiyb
— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) August 12, 2021

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9:02p, 8/12/21

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Arnold pulled a 180 by barking "f—k your freedom" while parroting Fauci's draconian measures. Better replace those guns with a hair dryer, Arnie… 💄💋🍑 pic.twitter.com/ocO7Vtqf9y
— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) August 13, 2021

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