*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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KorbinDallas said:

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It would be cultural appropriation to eat bugs, I won't do that.


A big chunk of every culture ate bugs before capitalism.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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activities you should wear a mask for.....

NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Squadron7 said:

KorbinDallas said:

rab79 said:




It would be cultural appropriation to eat bugs, I won't do that.


A big chunk of every culture ate bugs before capitalism.


It's called "funny political tweets" not factual accurate political tweets.
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rab79 said:

activities you should wear a mask for.....




shouldn't you need a warrant for that *****

i do believe SCOTUS ruled officers can't do neighborhood surveillance using infrared and thermal scanners for hydroponic pot farms without a warrant.

so how would drones to look over ur fence and at ur property be legal?
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Ags4DaWin said:

rab79 said:

activities you should wear a mask for.....




shouldn't you need a warrant for that *****

i do believe SCOTUS ruled officers can't do neighborhood surveillance using infrared and thermal scanners for hydroponic pot farms without a warrant.

so how would drones to look over ur fence and at ur property be legal?
Infrared and thermal penetrate your home, and spy on the inside of your home.

If the Feds can use satellites to monitor domestic activities, I'm not sure how that is different than police using a drone.

However, if the drones are on your property (and you own airspace to the top of the trees), they are trespassing, and you probably need a warrant.
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms … disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes… . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.”

--Thomas Jefferson
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themissinglink said:



We should send some university faculty types down to Cuba to explain to them how they are really much better off under communism.
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themissinglink said:



That would certainly explain the fact that so many Cubans are willing to risk their lives to escape this worker's paradise.

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Quote:

Tensions escalated today when Dale Smithers, a Facebook user from Mississippi, wrote the comment: "I dunno... as a white man, I don't think I'm a racist or that America is a racist country."

At that ignorant statement, thousands of well-educated voices at universities around the country suddenly cried out in terror and refused to be silent.

"I literally just can't with this guy," said Xandace Bertheratrix, Dean of Race and Gender studies at NYU. "Doesn't he know that whiteness isn't a race but a system of oppression, and that maleness isn't a gender but a system of oppression, and that America isn't a place but a system of oppression, and that it's literally impossible for those things to not be racist? I mean, come on, man!" Dr. Bertheratrix barely got her sentence out before hyperventilating and collapsing on the floor.

Unfortunately, the NYU staff overheard Xandace use the non-inclusive phrase "come on, man." She was quickly carried off by campus social justice enforcers.

Further investigation revealed the horrifying truth that Smithers didn't even know the definition of any of these terms:
  • Queerantagonism
  • Non-consensual co-platforming
  • Brown fragility
  • Microinvalidations
  • Mathematx
  • Intercorporeality
  • Autoethnography
He has been ordered to take reeducation courses or his farm will be canceled.
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I regret that I have but one blue star to give.
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"I am not a witch," Harris stated, though her statement was undercut by the way she kept cackling like one.
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captkirk said:


Assume that is sarcasm, since it is happening here?
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Yes. Sarcasm meter working
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captkirk said:



She'll be labeled a homophobe for this in 3, 2, 1......
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