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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Wish you left that photo on page Juan. It burns my eyes
The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024
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In reply to rab79 • 6:28a, 8/24/20
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Yeah not sure that's funny. That's pretty much exactly what I thought when I read the transcript.
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Tanya 93 said:


Literally just snorted coffee.

Bravo!
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Also more likely than dying of the rona, but here we are.

Edit: I see this was a popular dad joke response to the comet tweet and should have caught up before replying,
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In reply to AgFan2015 • 7:11a, 8/24/20
Mr.Infectious said:



His dad looks like a surgeon. Which supports my theory that all these kids out there are rich white suburban kids. They're rebelling against their soft commercialized upbringing.
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BusterAg said:
themissinglink said:
For those of us dissatisfied with the current political environment and jokingly rooting for "Giant Meteor 2020"...



More likely then a libertarian or Green Party candidate winning.
0.41%?


If true, there is a greater chance we are struck by a Giant Meteor then dying of COVID.
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In reply to rab79 • 9:00a, 8/24/20
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rab79 said:
The government must act in a non-capitalistic manner to break up companies who because of opportunities generated through capitalism become too Orwellian in order to restore capitalism.
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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In reply to Gardening Ag • 9:01a, 8/24/20
I think that's his daughter.
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I don't get it
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In reply to agdoc2001 • 11:00a, 8/24/20
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agdoc2001 said:
LOL I saw this one on /r/forwardsfromklandma
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In reply to Old Army Metal • 12:11p, 8/24/20
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Old Army Metal said:
The 2016 DNC had two Obamas and three Clintons (if you count Webster Hubble's kid named Clinton).

Sorry your girl only had one kid.
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Vader Was Framed said:
Blue star for the first concerned conservative who can post a left leaning funnie. 90% of the thread is right wing Facebook forwards and you don't see me crying about it. Yet anything that pokes fun at Trump results in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not funny!
rab79 already posted a left leaning funnie yesterday in case you missed it.

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Sorry if it wasn't a "Trump bad" funnie.
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This is pretty funny, actually. Good one, libs!
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Vader Was Framed said:
MostlyHarmless said:
Vader Was Framed said:
Blue star for the first concerned conservative who can post a left leaning funnie. 90% of the thread is right wing Facebook forwards and you don't see me crying about it. Yet anything that pokes fun at Trump results in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not funny!
rab79 already posted a left leaning funnie yesterday in case you missed it.

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Sorry if it wasn't a "Trump bad" funnie.


Funny. But not left leaning.
Of course it is, global warming is a hoax perpetuated by the left to redistribute wealth.
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Vader Was Framed said:
MostlyHarmless said:
Vader Was Framed said:
Blue star for the first concerned conservative who can post a left leaning funnie. 90% of the thread is right wing Facebook forwards and you don't see me crying about it. Yet anything that pokes fun at Trump results in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not funny!
rab79 already posted a left leaning funnie yesterday in case you missed it.

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Sorry if it wasn't a "Trump bad" funnie.


Funny. But not left leaning.
Ah, so you guys aren't worried about global warming/climate change. Duly noted.
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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 12:36p, 8/24/20
MostlyHarmless said:
Vader Was Framed said:
MostlyHarmless said:
Vader Was Framed said:
Blue star for the first concerned conservative who can post a left leaning funnie. 90% of the thread is right wing Facebook forwards and you don't see me crying about it. Yet anything that pokes fun at Trump results in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not funny!
rab79 already posted a left leaning funnie yesterday in case you missed it.

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Sorry if it wasn't a "Trump bad" funnie.


Funny. But not left leaning.
Ah, so you guys aren't worried about global warming/climate change. Duly noted.


not when every model proposed has been hilariously wrong.

not when sea level rise is not what has been predicted.

not when climatologists are now predicting global massive cooling for the next half century due to low solar output.

not when politicians have been caught on tape admitting the green new deal was just a means to redistribute wealth.

not when data being used to perpetuate this lie has been proven to be manipulated on a global scale
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93MarineHorn said:


This is pretty funny, actually. Good one, libs!
I agree.

Pretty funny stuff.

& FTR I am a trump voter.
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Vader Was Framed said:
Lots of trump voters running around the streets these days. Wait a minute.....
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