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Cromagnum said:

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New phone accessory.




Goodbye camera the first time that touches off.
Gives new meaning to the term "camera shot."
Trump will fix it.
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Stumpknocker said:

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More like a "skank" division...

Good thing that those two on the left are wearing shades. No way that anybody would ever recognize that polka-dot tent/dress or a chick with a shaved head as belonging to someone they know.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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C@LAg said:

I never got a scar from that.
I do, but not as bad as some people that got proud flesh at the injection site.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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so I like bad poetry and puns, sue me.

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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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True, because the jet inoculation was not used for smallpox. When I was inoculated in boot camp, they used a bifurcated needle dipped in smallpox vaccine. The procedure calls for you to be jabbed 15 times. The pustule was about the size of a dime 3 days later. However, I also went down a gauntlet of the "multi-use jet injectors". All they did was wipe the injectors with a cotton ball and alcohol between injections. Small wonder that veterans laugh at COVID.

Now for the funny part, the multi-use jet injectors were manufactured by a company with the fantastic name of "Ped-O-Jet".
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told ya
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Kinda cheesy but I laughed.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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rab79 said:




The old addage, "Theres a fine line between redass and dumbass" fits here.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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rab79 said:


I did until I was about 30. Still have a small depression where it used to be.
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rab79 said:


Mine was always really faint and now you can't see it at all but yes I have one.
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C@LAg said:

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i have been contemplating this.

i have 20 stickers.
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rab79 said:


Time and weight gain took care of that *****
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Orbital Debris said:

True, because the jet inoculation was not used for smallpox. When I was inoculated in boot camp, they used a bifurcated needle dipped in smallpox vaccine. The procedure calls for you to be jabbed 15 times. The pustule was about the size of a dime 3 days later. However, I also went down a gauntlet of the "multi-use jet injectors". All they did was wipe the injectors with a cotton ball and alcohol between injections. Small wonder that veterans laugh at COVID.

Now for the funny part, the multi-use jet injectors were manufactured by a company with the fantastic name of "Ped-O-Jet".
of course Biden would give the contract to his own company
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