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In reply to Cromagnum • 8:59a, 6/11/20
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New phone accessory.



Goodbye camera the first time that touches off.
Gives new meaning to the term "camera shot."
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In reply to Stumpknocker • 9:17a, 6/11/20
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More like a "skank" division...

Good thing that those two on the left are wearing shades. No way that anybody would ever recognize that polka-dot tent/dress or a chick with a shaved head as belonging to someone they know.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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In reply to rab79 • 3:31p, 6/11/20
Sine poena nulla lex.
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In reply to C@LAg • 4:21p, 6/11/20
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I never got a scar from that.
I do, but not as bad as some people that got proud flesh at the injection site.
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so I like bad poetry and puns, sue me.

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In reply to C@LAg • 6:16p, 6/11/20
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True, because the jet inoculation was not used for smallpox. When I was inoculated in boot camp, they used a bifurcated needle dipped in smallpox vaccine. The procedure calls for you to be jabbed 15 times. The pustule was about the size of a dime 3 days later. However, I also went down a gauntlet of the "multi-use jet injectors". All they did was wipe the injectors with a cotton ball and alcohol between injections. Small wonder that veterans laugh at COVID.

Now for the funny part, the multi-use jet injectors were manufactured by a company with the fantastic name of "Ped-O-Jet".
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told ya
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In reply to rab79 • 8:10p, 6/11/20
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Kinda cheesy but I laughed.
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In reply to rab79 • 8:15p, 6/11/20
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rab79 said:


The old addage, "Theres a fine line between redass and dumbass" fits here.
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In reply to rab79 • 8:16p, 6/11/20
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rab79 said:
I did until I was about 30. Still have a small depression where it used to be.
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rab79 said:
Mine was always really faint and now you can't see it at all but yes I have one.
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In reply to annie88 • 8:57p, 6/11/20
Sine poena nulla lex.
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i have been contemplating this.

i have 20 stickers.
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Time and weight gain took care of that *****
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In reply to Orbital Debris • 9:21p, 6/11/20
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Orbital Debris said:
True, because the jet inoculation was not used for smallpox. When I was inoculated in boot camp, they used a bifurcated needle dipped in smallpox vaccine. The procedure calls for you to be jabbed 15 times. The pustule was about the size of a dime 3 days later. However, I also went down a gauntlet of the "multi-use jet injectors". All they did was wipe the injectors with a cotton ball and alcohol between injections. Small wonder that veterans laugh at COVID.

Now for the funny part, the multi-use jet injectors were manufactured by a company with the fantastic name of "Ped-O-Jet".
of course Biden would give the contract to his own company
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