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In reply to mazzag • 8:46p, 6/2/20
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In reply to annie88 • 10:28p, 6/2/20
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annie88 said:
Please tell me this really happened
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In reply to captkirk • 10:36p, 6/2/20
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captkirk said:
annie88 said:
Please tell me this really happened
Half of it did.

Acosta yelled at Trump.

Trump either didn't hear or ignored him.
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In reply to mazzag • 11:10p, 6/2/20
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Did I just witness a death? Was that guy in the car when the bomb exploded?
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In reply to hawk1689 • 11:45p, 6/2/20
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No. That was social justice.
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11:51p, 6/2/20
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Life comes at you fast

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Protestor in Austin asked politely to simmer down

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In reply to captkirk • 12:29a, 6/3/20
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I hope that really happened
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Can I go to sleep Looch?
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In reply to captkirk • 7:33a, 6/3/20
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captkirk said:
Protestor in Austin asked politely to simmer down



You want more government? Here's more government.

Or don't mind me just watering my hippies
You do not have a soul. You are a soul that has a body.

We sing Hallelujah! The Lamb has overcome!
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In reply to Secolobo • 7:34a, 6/3/20
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Not the first time a hippo has rumbled through Chicago.

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In reply to FDT92 • 8:17a, 6/3/20
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Oh boy. Flagging the funny tweets now...

edit/ that's better.
Can I go to sleep Looch?
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In reply to AgBQ-00 • 8:33a, 6/3/20
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captkirk said:
Protestor in Austin asked politely to simmer down



You want more government? Here's more government.

Or don't mind me just watering my hippies
this is a PSA showing how much more effective face shields are when compared to homemade masks. Thank you Austin PD,
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In reply to captkirk • 9:08a, 6/3/20
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Please, please, please let this be true. I doubt it is.

If someone has independent confirmation, I would be elated.
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In reply to cisgenderedAggie • 9:11a, 6/3/20
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Is the hero getting the crap kicked out of him in the end of the last video?

If so, that sucks, but way to go man. Brave.

Also, it looks like the "bomb" going off is a 1 shot mortar firework. The inside of that car is likely singed all over.

If these homeskillets (the two guys who put the firework in the car, it looks like there were two of them working together) have a gofundme account, I'm in for a few bucks.
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In reply to BusterAg • 10:51a, 6/3/20
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Anyone setting off a bomb of any kind deserves what they get. If they get maimed, blinded or killed so be it.
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In reply to captkirk • 12:09p, 6/3/20
captkirk said:
I hope this is true.
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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In reply to ProgN • 12:11p, 6/3/20
Good eye, Rick!
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4:15p, 6/3/20
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slight language warning..

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In reply to Long Live Sully • 4:18p, 6/3/20
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Where do I get one?? Take my money
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Where do I get one?? Take my money
Setting up manufacturing and website now!

What is a good price point?
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In reply to Long Live Sully • 4:20p, 6/3/20
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Somebody call the police!! Somebody call the police!!

Great scott, these people are dumbasses.
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In reply to Long Live Sully • 4:20p, 6/3/20
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Cow Hop Ag said:
slight language warning..

Girl yells "Yo, somebody call the police"

Classic.
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4:23p, 6/3/20
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To protest the police... throw rocks at citizens... when one even hints at responding (by turning his car around) you yell for help from... the police.

It's beautiful.
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4:26p, 6/3/20
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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In reply to agdoc2001 • 4:29p, 6/3/20
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Secolobo said:


Not the first time a hippo has rumbled through Chicago.

My attorneys will be in contact with you, I am filing a lawsuit as a result of immediate blindness, resulting projectile vomit destroying my computer screen & keyboard after viewing the photograph you posted.
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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In reply to Long Live Sully • 4:37p, 6/3/20
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Cow Hop Ag said:
slight language warning..

Dude is over it. I can feel the nationwide Falling Down moments coming. People are done with it and it is going to start getting ugly.
You do not have a soul. You are a soul that has a body.

We sing Hallelujah! The Lamb has overcome!
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