*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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PrincessButtercup said:

I got suspended on twitter for sharing a picture of an alleged Joe Biden ad and asking if it was real or not.
Was it the heart not head thing?
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Trump will fix it.
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Trump will fix it.
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Liquid Wrench said:

PrincessButtercup said:

I got suspended on twitter for sharing a picture of an alleged Joe Biden ad and asking if it was real or not.
Was it the heart not head thing?


Yep
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aggiehawg said:



These are popping up in Atlanta.

LINK

Some people are taking offense.
Interestingly, the article does not say the image is inaccurate. The statement by the barista is about what I would expect.

I wouldn't mind buying a few. Maybe mail a couple to Xi. But that would probably get hit squads sent to my door.
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Funny and worth watching...
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Get back to work you f%#]+'n c^9t!
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Need my Swiss flag!

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TurkeyBaconLeg said:



Funny and worth watching...


Now that was funny. I laughed out loud.
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Awesome Jay!
Can I go to sleep Looch?
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PrincessButtercup said:

Liquid Wrench said:

PrincessButtercup said:

I got suspended on twitter for sharing a picture of an alleged Joe Biden ad and asking if it was real or not.
Was it the heart not head thing?


Yep
Well it got a star from me, but my influence w/ Jack is limited.

Only Twitter ban I ever got was for asking Jim Acosta if he was genuinely R-word. Had to manually delete it before I was allowed to tweet or read tweets again, even though they had already deleted it from public view. It's digital Elementary School.
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Trump will fix it.
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Trump will fix it.
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Quote:

Only Twitter ban I ever got was for asking Jim Acosta if he was genuinely R-word. Had to manually delete it before I was allowed to tweet or read tweets again, even though they had already deleted it from public view. It's digital Elementary School.
Not trying to be a scold here, but that was a pretty unflattering thing to say. I know I would want it deleted if someone compared me to Acosta. Just sayin...
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Too true.
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For rocky.



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Prognightmare said:


OMG!
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Not a tweet but funny...and true. So much contradiction. Had a friend post it on FB and received via email in written for from someone else:

A current summary of the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic:
1) You can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.
2) Masks are useless, but maybe you should wear one, it can save you. They might not work but may be mandatory as well.
3) Stores are closed, except those that are open.
4) This virus is deadly but not too scary, except that you could die, or you might have already had it and didn't even know.
5) Gloves won't help, but they can still help.
6) Everyone needs to stay home, but get out and exercise, but you might get in trouble, unless no one else is exercising where you are.
7) There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, bu there are many things missing, but not in the morning. Sometimes.
8) The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.
9) You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you could be sick without symptoms, or have symptoms without being sick.
10) You can immediately eat the restaurant food delivered to your house, but have your groceries decontaminated outside for three hours.
11) You are safe if you maintain six feet distance from others, as long as those people are strangers. Seeing friends at a safe distance is forbidden.
12) The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. But also a dry one.
13) We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we only test those who were almost dead to find out if that's what they will die of.
14) We have no treatment, except maybe one that works unless you take the wrong amount. There's no way to know.
15) We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we establish collective immunity, which requires leaving your house, so get out more while staying inside.


[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVs5AyjzwRM&feature=youtu][/url]




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Prognightmare said:


That's pretty much where we are.

I'm gonna borrow this for another thread.
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