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Several weeks ago I was standing in line at the new HEB in Bellaire when it opened at 8 o'clock. There was a cop standing outside the only open entrance with an assault rifle on his shoulder; he was controlling the entrance, permitting only 5 people at a time to enter the store spaced at about 3 minute intervals. He wasn't smiling.mazzag said:
This is sad but funny/sad when a couple flips her off.
The is the political funny thread. Not the sad hard truth thread
We have a local PD officer at our HEB and he wears an HEB name tag.
drcrinum said:Several weeks ago I was standing in line at the new HEB in Bellaire when it opened at 8 o'clock. There was a cop standing outside the only open entrance with an assault rifle on his shoulder; he was controlling the entrance, permitting only 5 people at a time to enter the store spaced at about 3 minute intervals. He wasn't smiling.mazzag said:
This is sad but funny/sad when a couple flips her off.
Getting paid to intimidate hundreds of nervous people is every cop's wet dream. Only way that cop would have a better day is if he could demand each person to show him their papers.
ChemAg15 said:drcrinum said:Several weeks ago I was standing in line at the new HEB in Bellaire when it opened at 8 o'clock. There was a cop standing outside the only open entrance with an assault rifle on his shoulder; he was controlling the entrance, permitting only 5 people at a time to enter the store spaced at about 3 minute intervals. He wasn't smiling.mazzag said:
This is sad but funny/sad when a couple flips her off.
Getting paid to intimidate hundreds of nervous people is every cop's wet dream. Only way that cop would have a better day is if he could demand each person to show him their papers.
That's not true, there are a lot of good cops out there.
You're sooooooo wrong.ChemAg15 said:drcrinum said:Several weeks ago I was standing in line at the new HEB in Bellaire when it opened at 8 o'clock. There was a cop standing outside the only open entrance with an assault rifle on his shoulder; he was controlling the entrance, permitting only 5 people at a time to enter the store spaced at about 3 minute intervals. He wasn't smiling.mazzag said:
This is sad but funny/sad when a couple flips her off.
Getting paid to intimidate hundreds of nervous people is every cop's wet dream. Only way that cop would have a better day is if he could demand each person to show him their papers.
Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and myself founded empires; but upon what foundation did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force! But Jesus Christ founded His upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for Him. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Wow, that's coolTexAgs91 said:captkirk said:I have a tempest cabaret cabinet like the one below. Just as fun and takes up less roomHtownAg92 said:
Robotron and Tempest were my jams.Yes, it runs on a raspberry pi 3b+.CanyonAg77 said:
So, old style box, with modern internals?
And capt, it may be bigger, but with a rpi, flat screen etc, it doesn't really need much room internally, so I use it for storage
Gotta have a hobby.
Trump will fix it.
drcrinum said:Several weeks ago I was standing in line at the new HEB in Bellaire when it opened at 8 o'clock. There was a cop standing outside the only open entrance with an assault rifle on his shoulder; he was controlling the entrance, permitting only 5 people at a time to enter the store spaced at about 3 minute intervals. He wasn't smiling.mazzag said:
This is sad but funny/sad when a couple flips her off.
I doubt that it had select fire.
And I thought mine were bad growing up.
Trump will fix it.
Trump will fix it.
They should release cats around there. Cats love to go lay inside circles for some reason.
And one for Tanya.
Trump will fix it.
From the Outdoors Board.
agent-maroon said:
I'm on an email list that posts new homemade tools daily. Usually homemade hand tools, belt sanders, drill presses, sheet metal benders, etc. But today this pic captioned "tractor cow rotator" came across with no explanation, and it appears to be a tractor mounted device for rotating a cow. Couldn't google up an explanation and couldn't think of any reason you would rotate a cow.
Anybody have a reason for this device's existence?
Trump will fix it.
Kid is on a swing. Not falling.techno-ag said:
And I thought mine were bad growing up.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion man!
techno-ag said:
From the Outdoors Board.agent-maroon said:
I'm on an email list that posts new homemade tools daily. Usually homemade hand tools, belt sanders, drill presses, sheet metal benders, etc. But today this pic captioned "tractor cow rotator" came across with no explanation, and it appears to be a tractor mounted device for rotating a cow. Couldn't google up an explanation and couldn't think of any reason you would rotate a cow.
Anybody have a reason for this device's existence?
It's a serious question. Or maybe a solution looking for a problem IDK
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I just think it's hilarious.
Trump will fix it.
I assume that is an implement for cow tipping. Probably much more efficient and humane than two guys getting ****faced and shoving them by hand.
I don't think its the case, but we used to have a table that we would lay our show steers over on to trim their hooves that worked something like this. The thought was they would walk straighter if their hooves were trimmed evenly. Not even sure if it is done anymore.agent-maroon said:techno-ag said:
From the Outdoors Board.agent-maroon said:
I'm on an email list that posts new homemade tools daily. Usually homemade hand tools, belt sanders, drill presses, sheet metal benders, etc. But today this pic captioned "tractor cow rotator" came across with no explanation, and it appears to be a tractor mounted device for rotating a cow. Couldn't google up an explanation and couldn't think of any reason you would rotate a cow.
Anybody have a reason for this device's existence?
It's a serious question. Or maybe a solution looking for a problem IDK
There is no such thing as cow tipping, and the laws of the universe as we currently understand them support that.
Like most democrat policies........agent-maroon said:techno-ag said:
From the Outdoors Board.agent-maroon said:
I'm on an email list that posts new homemade tools daily. Usually homemade hand tools, belt sanders, drill presses, sheet metal benders, etc. But today this pic captioned "tractor cow rotator" came across with no explanation, and it appears to be a tractor mounted device for rotating a cow. Couldn't google up an explanation and couldn't think of any reason you would rotate a cow.
Anybody have a reason for this device's existence?
It's a serious question. Or maybe a solution looking for a problem IDK
Farts spreading coronavirus and promoting global warming at the same time. We're doooooomed...
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