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In reply to Tom Hagen • 7:58a, 2/24/20
I'd respond to her but Twitter would permaban my account again and it's taken me awhile to rebuild my current one.
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In reply to Tom Hagen • 8:31a, 2/24/20
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Tom Hagen said:
The comments on her tweet are awesome!
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In reply to e=mc2 • 8:32a, 2/24/20
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e=mc2 said:
Tom Hagen said:
The comments on her tweet are awesome!


A blonde Muslim, I've seen everything now
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In reply to e=mc2 • 9:46a, 2/24/20
e=mc2 said:
Tom Hagen said:
The comments on her tweet are awesome!
I particularly liked the comment pointing out she left off American from her "I am" list.
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In reply to richardag • 10:01a, 2/24/20
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 11:56a, 2/24/20
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Lol. Snopes is just a punchline at this point.
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In reply to rgag12 • 1:57p, 2/24/20
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rgag12 said:
e=mc2 said:
Tom Hagen said:
The comments on her tweet are awesome!


A blonde Muslim, I've seen everything now


To be fair there could be thousands of blonde Muslims, but because of their archaic culture and religion we will never get To see for ourselves
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LOL

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In reply to aggiedata • 8:28p, 2/24/20
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Hitler kept the trains on time.

- Bernie
Trump will fix it.
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12:03a, 2/25/20
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Poor Joe......



Joe's been brain dead for several years.
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In reply to Tom Hagen • 8:50a, 2/25/20
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Tom Hagen said:
LOL

Let's assume for a minute that this minion actually has a degree in speech pathology... That's a relatively high paying job. No reason the 226k in debt couldn't be paid off within 5 years. Quick search shows average salary in the high 80s, low 90s. More than likely, she dropped out before receiving her degree and now has to barista her way through life.
"The leftist is driven by something other than facts and can't be cured."
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In reply to VaultingChemist • 8:52a, 2/25/20
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Poor Joe......



Joe's been brain dead for several years.
Joe said last night he is running for US Senate and if you don't like him vote for one of the other Biden's running.....LOL he is gone, dementia is already here.
"Fort Worth where the West begins...and Dallas is where the East peters out!"
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57 STATES!
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In reply to 57 STATES! • 11:39a, 2/25/20
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57 STATES! said:
I thought we weren't supposed to care about someone's sexual orientation....
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"Hot Pockets" and
"Dick Pound" are both trending right now.


Kind of scared to see what they are actually talking about.
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In reply to FriscoKid • 4:00p, 2/25/20
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FriscoKid said:
"Hot Pockets" and
"Dick Pound" are both trending right now.


Kind of scared to see what they are actually talking about.
The heir to the Hot Pockets fortune was sentenced today in the college admissions scandal. Think of that. Not a heir to banking, steel, or oil, but frozen junk food.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-02-25/college-admissions-scandal-michelle-janavs-hot-pockets-sentenced

Dick Pound is the International Olympic Committee member who speculated today that they might have to modify the Tokyo Summer Olympics over the Corona virus.

Sorry to disappoint, but I'll admit that my inner Jr. High boy also came out when I heard "Dick Pound" on the radio today.

https://www.businessinsider.com/dick-pound-ioc-olympics-coronavirus-twitter-2020-2
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The heir to the Hot Pockets fortune was sentenced today in the college admissions scandal.
Snickers commercial
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In reply to ProgN • 5:10p, 2/25/20
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Prognightmare said:
I'd respond to her but Twitter would permaban my account again and it's taken me awhile to rebuild my current one.


Me too. Taking awhile.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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5:11p, 2/25/20
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Good grief.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to annie88 • 5:21p, 2/25/20
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Woman's Boyfriend Loves Wearing Wedding Dress. She Blames Herself For Craving Traditional Masculinity.
Out of morbid curiosity, I read the article. She describes the first time they met, and he was dressed in a dress.

That should have been what we call "a clue".
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Hey...so.. um
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CanyonAg77 said:
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Woman's Boyfriend Loves Wearing Wedding Dress. She Blames Herself For Craving Traditional Masculinity.
Out of morbid curiosity, I read the article. She describes the first time they met, and he was dressed in a dress.

That should have been what we call "a clue".


I don't want to click the article, but I really want to understand that headline. Wtf is going on?
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 5:35p, 2/25/20
Sharp as a bowling ball!
Hate is how progressives sustain themselves. Without hate, introspection begins to slip into the progressive's consciousness, threatening the progressive with the truth: that their ideas and opinions are illogical, hypocritical, dangerous, and asinine.
This is backed by data.
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In reply to annie88 • 5:39p, 2/25/20
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annie88 said:
Good grief.

Holy Hell!

And people have the audacity to ask me why I don't date, why I am single and why I'm not married at my age!!!

That is a prime example of the male specimens that are available and single these days!!!!!

I might be middle aged but my standards have not dropped so much that I would go on a date with that sort of "man."

Run away! Turn around and run if you are dating a guy who likes to crossdress!!!!

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