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In reply to Hey...so.. um • 5:57p, 2/25/20
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Hey...so.. um said:
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Woman's Boyfriend Loves Wearing Wedding Dress. She Blames Herself For Craving Traditional Masculinity.
Out of morbid curiosity, I read the article. She describes the first time they met, and he was dressed in a dress.

That should have been what we call "a clue".


I don't want to click the article, but I really want to understand that headline. Wtf is going on?
He's like Corporal Klinger. He dresses...in dresses. But for the sexual thrill, not to get out of the Army.
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In reply to Zemira • 6:05p, 2/25/20
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Can't remember the movie at the moment but I remember the line of a woman being asked why she had never married. Her response," Because the last time a man asked me to marry him, I didn't know it would be the last time a man asked me to marry him."

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***Wrong emoji***
LOL

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In reply to Hey...so.. um • 6:16p, 2/25/20
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Hey...so.. um said:
CanyonAg77 said:
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Woman's Boyfriend Loves Wearing Wedding Dress. She Blames Herself For Craving Traditional Masculinity.
Out of morbid curiosity, I read the article. She describes the first time they met, and he was dressed in a dress.

That should have been what we call "a clue".


I don't want to click the article, but I really want to understand that headline. Wtf is going on?
Not gonna click on it either, but my guess is that rather than blaming him for being a crossdressing freakshow she blames herself for wanting a normal "manly man" rather than what she got. Which calls back to Canyon's idea of "a clue".
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In reply to MooreTrucker • 6:21p, 2/25/20
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MooreTrucker said:
Hey...so.. um said:
CanyonAg77 said:
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Woman's Boyfriend Loves Wearing Wedding Dress. She Blames Herself For Craving Traditional Masculinity.
Out of morbid curiosity, I read the article. She describes the first time they met, and he was dressed in a dress.

That should have been what we call "a clue".


I don't want to click the article, but I really want to understand that headline. Wtf is going on?
Not gonna click on it either, but my guess is that rather than blaming him for being a crossdressing freakshow she blames herself for wanting a normal "manly man" rather than what she got. Which calls back to Canyon's idea of "a clue".
So if I read the article correctly, she was initially impressed that he 'wasn't constrained by traditional gender roles' and found it exciting and interesting. Later on, she figured out that she really wanted (surprise) a manly man.

And this being 2020, she went online to question whether she, as a woman, was "wrong" to want to be with a man.


Basically, it's Monty Python brought to life.


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In reply to annie88 • 6:48p, 2/25/20
Haven't seen your tweets lately, but glad you're still swimming in the cesspool with me.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to captkirk • 9:59a, 2/26/20
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That's a good one
Trump will fix it.
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In reply to tsuag10 • 11:46a, 2/26/20
What did I just watch?
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tsuag10 said:
It would be hilarious if it weren't so close to the truth.
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In reply to drcrinum • 3:56p, 2/26/20
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drcrinum said:
What did I just watch?

Dangerous Minds

Freedom Writers

Or any other movie where the dedicated white woman teacher comes into the inner city school as the savior of the poor, ignorant minorities.

Here's a video representation:

Theme song from Dangerous Minds.




Song from the deranged mind of Weird Al Yankovich


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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 10:25p, 2/26/20
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CanyonAg77 said:
drcrinum said:
What did I just watch?

Dangerous Minds

Freedom Writers

Or any other movie where the dedicated white woman teacher comes into the inner city school as the savior of the poor, ignorant minorities.

Here's a video representation:

Theme song from Dangerous Minds.




Song from the deranged mind of Weird Al Yankovich




Amish Paradise is still awesome! Fool!
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In reply to captkirk • 10:30p, 2/26/20
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captkirk said:
Dang looks like a colt walker in the left hand
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rab79 said:
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Dang looks like a colt walker in the left hand

What happened to the one who was wearing the cowboy hat floating back behind Trump and the shark? Was Trump wearing two hats? Was it the shark that was wearing it? Did the shark have a tail gunner that just went MIA? What?
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In reply to agent-maroon • 11:39p, 2/26/20
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agent-maroon said:
rab79 said:
captkirk said:
Dang looks like a colt walker in the left hand

What happened to the one who was wearing the cowboy hat floating back behind Trump and the shark? Was Trump wearing two hats? Was it the shark that was wearing it? Did the shark have a tail gunner that just went MIA? What?
Its a bull shark, see the bell on the bucking rope? and he isn't marking it out of the chute and spurring him in the shoulders
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In reply to goodag90 • 8:32a, 2/27/20
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I've been watching hodge twins videos since before redstone knew about them.
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Got hem........???
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In reply to captkirk • 11:18a, 2/27/20
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captkirk said:
Shark needs frickin' laser beams.
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Nuts meet face

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