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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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annie88 said:
OK, I LOLed
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Hey, Cuomo... and biden


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An old man died. His dog laid down next to him and died also.

They were standing on a dusty road through the clouds when they awoke. They were standing near massive gates encrusted with gold and pearls and other precious gems. A sign next to the gates read "Herein lies Heaven. Absolutely no dogs allowed."

Looking at the sign, the man shook his head in dismay. He didn't enter but started walking down the road with his dog.
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Rounding a corner they saw another set of gates. The posts were old and sun-rotted. The writing on the sign had faded to the point where it was unreadable. An old, bearded man in a cowboy hat was emptying a bucket into a water trough beside the gate.

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The man realized that he was extremely thirsty and his dog's tongue was dragging on the ground.

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"Excuse me," he said.

"Peter."

"Peter, what are these gates?"

"These lead to heaven."

"And what were those?" the man asked, pointing back up the road.

"Oh, those were to hell, we don't tolerate f____rs who abandon friends here"
That's a good one. Reminds me of that twilight zone about the Country man and his dog Rip. Same thing he wants to go in and the "Angel" tells him dogs are allowed and he says he won't go in any places dog is an allowed goes down the street and then finds another guy and he says good thing you didn't go in there.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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I wanna work THERE!
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In reply to captkirk • 7:48p, 8/26/21
Thats pretty good lol. I was like what is he doing during the presser.
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This series of posts is good.
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"Healthy" like my uncle used to call 'em!
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So much truth in this parody. One of my co-workers is an ER doc and vaxx proponent and spoke at our weekly company meeting which I missed because I was at a conference. Apparently, he stated that 95% of the COVID patients that he is seeing are unvaccinated. Had I been there I would have asked him about their height/weight and previous health conditions.
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Had I been there I would have asked him about their height/weight and previous health conditions.

It is always the dog that never barks.

Local paper posts only figures that scare people. Never any demographics.
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In reply to captkirk • 11:30a, 8/27/21
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This year's award for the Worst Attempt at Gaslighting goes to Jonathan Chait.
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