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In reply to MetoliusAg • 8:35p, 9/24/18
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etcetera said:
We serve Morrigan and Llyr.
Do they require the sacrifice of babies, as do Moloch, Planned Parenthood, NARAL, The Democratic Party, etc.?
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In reply to ProgN • 8:51p, 9/24/18
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Prognightmare said:
I agree my friend and I wasn't defending them or attacking you. I just wish that people would just not answer and combat every post or this thread will get nuked. I want this to be like the funny page in the paper. I'm not going to get into specifics, but I'm having tests run and I may not be here in 2-5 years, but I'd love the thread to be here long after. Like in my OP, there are plenty of other threads to go to war. Post funny tweets, memes, and pics, but why fight on this one. Just ignore or don't reply.
Prayers sent. Having serious health issues myself but don't have kids of my own. Life didn't work out that way for me.

God bless, dear.
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captkirk said:
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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In reply to ProgN • 8:54a, 9/26/18
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What a ****ing idiot....
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In reply to Joseph Parrish • 9:00a, 9/26/18
Yeah
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In reply to captkirk • 9:18a, 9/26/18
captkirk said:


Tell me more about this AnalMudHen...
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11:14a, 9/26/18
Not a tweet but I got a kick out of it considering recent events.

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BREAKING MCNEWS - SEX SCANDAL

George Strait is the latest entertainer caught up in sexual misconduct. Emmylou Hayes has come forward accusing the singer of stalking and sexual harassment. According to Strait it happened way back in third grade and attorneys for Miss Hayes say in Straits own words,"pink dress matching bow and ponytail" lead to reasonable assumption of stalking. Further there is confusion as to who actually kissed who on the school bus. The twist in the case is the infamous "check yes or no" note after Strait admitted to chasing Emmylou around the playground across the monkey bars to the merry go round.There are those who question Miss Hayes' motives after staying silent for so long.

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In reply to GoneForGood • 12:00p, 9/26/18
That was funny

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Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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In reply to biobioprof • 3:55p, 9/26/18
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biobioprof said:
our tax dollars at hard work tackling the biggest problems in our country
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In reply to Artorias • 3:57p, 9/26/18
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mugwurt said:
biobioprof said:
our tax dollars at hard work tackling the biggest problems in our country

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1:18a, 9/27/18
https://instagr.am/p/BoNdsf6g-G108EL73pyDc9ZhfNUe6L7l4nIP_80
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In reply to President Trump • 7:21a, 9/27/18
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President Trump said:
https://instagr.am/p/BoNdsf6g-G108EL73pyDc9ZhfNUe6L7l4nIP_80
Nothing there
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In reply to Artorias • 12:57p, 9/27/18
mugwurt said:
biobioprof said:
our tax dollars at hard work tackling the biggest problems in our country
So apparently we have a shortage of snowmobile engine-powered chainsaw builders.
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1:03p, 9/27/18
Never thought I'd root for the mosquitos

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3:48p, 9/27/18
what color pill causes this?

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In reply to biobioprof • 3:50p, 9/27/18
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Purple... like Mace Windu's lightsaber.

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6:16p, 9/27/18
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8:44p, 9/27/18
Tbh, while this cartoon is 100% accurate, it is not funny. A federal judge who may very well sit on the SCOTUS for the next 30-40 yrs behaved like an angry bitter entitled spoiled-rotten conceited frat boy today.
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 8:54p, 9/27/18
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It's actually a little bit funny since I don't take cartoons too seriously.

What's sad his how detached from reality you are that you can't see what is really happening. They tried to destroy an innocent man's life because they hate Trump.

Every time I tell myself that most liberals are good, levelheaded people that just have different views about the world, we have a day like today that reminds me just how deep the divide really is.
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 8:56p, 9/27/18
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etcetera said:
Tbh, while this cartoon is 100% accurate, it is not funny. A federal judge who may very well sit on the SCOTUS for the next 30-40 yrs behaved like an angry bitter entitled spoiled-rotten conceited frat boy today.
No...it's not accurate. And, no, he didn't.

As to the premise of this thread...

We both agree it's not funny. So, why the **** did you post it on the funny thread?

This whole concept has been explained to you numerous times. FUNNY stuff here. This is our distraction from the ugliness of the the world/politics/etc. Stop ****ing it up please...
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 9:09p, 9/27/18
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What color is the sky in your world?
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 9:47p, 9/27/18
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etcetera said:
Tbh, while this cartoon is 100% accurate, it is not funny. A federal judge who may very well sit on the SCOTUS for the next 30-40 yrs behaved like an angry bitter entitled spoiled-rotten conceited frat boy today.
Since this was quoted, I saw it and had to unignore to responded.

They just spent weeks trying to destroy a man's career and life with a buncha lies just because their candidate lost an election. DAMN STRAIGHT he's pissed. He deserves to be and he had every right to lash out like he did.

And yes, I know you're a troll but there are WAY too many people that actually think what you posted.
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