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In reply to techno-ag • 12:58p, 9/20/18
Yup
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1:13p, 9/20/18
AG
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2:40p, 9/20/18
Wut the hail?
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 2:53p, 9/20/18
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etcetera said:
Wut the hail?
When the war is over, you don't spend as much on defense.
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2:54p, 9/20/18
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 3:12p, 9/20/18
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Yes laugh cry at illegal immigration, rape and murder. You're a great person.
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 4:50p, 9/20/18
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etcetera said:
"B-b-but I burned my Nikes and banned their gear from muh business!"


I wonder how big a cut the man who sacrificed everything gets.
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4:55p, 9/20/18
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Hey etcetera.....

when you find a funny political tweet, be sure to post it. Instead of all the unfunny crap you normally post.

We come here for a chuckle...not to feel pity for you.
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4:57p, 9/20/18
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5:25p, 9/20/18
The Best People. DJT has asked Wayne Allen Root (Republican, rightwing talk show host, & fanatical Trump sycophant) to speak at a Trump rally. Here's Root talking about Robert Mueller:

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5:42p, 9/20/18


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In reply to techno-ag • 5:42p, 9/20/18
techno-ag said:
Prognightmare said:
11 in the back seat. 5 in the trunk with luggage.
Man. I've never been remotely claustrophobic, but that made me want to take my tie off and walk around the office for a minute.
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5:54p, 9/20/18
Associate Yourself with The Best People:
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6:05p, 9/20/18
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Pace yourself buddy. I'm not sure you'll be able to keep this up for 6 more years.
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6:14p, 9/20/18
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Best feature on texags....worth every penny.

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In reply to Zombie Jon Snow • 6:20p, 9/20/18
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I haven't seen much of meso or Lot Y lately.
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In reply to Zombie Jon Snow • 6:21p, 9/20/18
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A list I'm happy I didn't make. At last.
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 6:25p, 9/20/18
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etcetera said:
Associate Yourself with The Best People:
Rachel Maddow and CNN damn near push nothing but conspiracies. Is this supposed to bother us?

You probably still think Trump colluded with Russia
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In reply to Zombie Jon Snow • 6:28p, 9/20/18
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You need to add William Inblack to your list. You've got his alter-ego on your list already.
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In reply to tsuag10 • 6:35p, 9/20/18
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tsuag10 said:
You need to add William Inblack to your list. You've got his alter-ego on your list already.

haven't had the pleasure or did not specifically notice the poster or a trend... but i'll be on the lookout.
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7:38p, 9/20/18
Strong Character Witness.
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 8:55p, 9/20/18
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etcetera said:
Associate Yourself with The Best People:

*cough* Bill Ayers *cough*


And Ayers actually has a body count to go with him.
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9:08p, 9/20/18
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12:31a, 9/21/18
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At this point this thread sucks.

I have to scroll through so much trolling garbage to find something that is actually funny.
“We don't have a government of the people, by the people, for the people. We have government of the people, by the bureaucrats, for the bureaucrats.”

-Milton Friedman
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In reply to AGinHI • 8:23a, 9/21/18
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I just used the ignore feature for the first time on etc. Made this thread way better.

Honestly, I think it's part of his plan. Clutter up the thread with so much crap that people quit posting altogether. He's Tanyaing the thread.
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In reply to Burt Macklin, FBI • 8:31a, 9/21/18
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Burt Macklin, FBI said:
I just used the ignore feature for the first time on etc. Made this thread way better.

Honestly, I think it's part of his plan. Clutter up the thread with so much scrap that people quit posting altogether. He's Tanyaing the thread.
Absolutely. It wouldn't be so bad if his posts had a modicum of humor. I think best is to ignore and stop commenting. Maybe he'll get bored and troll elsewhere.
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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8:34a, 9/21/18
etcetera's posting is ruining this thread for me. He is posting garbage that isn't funny, I can laugh at trump and i can laugh at the republican party, but not at something that isn't funny.

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In reply to FightinTexasAggie08 • 10:33a, 9/21/18
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etcetera's posting is ruining this thread for me. He is posting garbage that isn't funny, I can laugh at trump and i can laugh at the republican party, but not at something that isn't funny.

I can't blue star this enough.

Hate is how progressives sustain themselves. Without hate, introspection begins to slip into the progressive's consciousness, threatening the progressive with the truth: that their ideas and opinions are illogical, hypocritical, dangerous, and asinine.
This is backed by data.
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In reply to fasthorse05 • 10:36a, 9/21/18
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Can we at least agree to not quote the posts? Ignore function only works on the originals and is pointless if what is posted just gets quoted half a dozen times.
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10:50a, 9/21/18
You're fine with tweets and photos that make insulting derogatory fun of liberals and Dems. Not even once have any of you complained about those posts. But tweets that make fun of rightwingers? You constantly complain those aren't funny to you.

Prognightmare started this thread. He doesn't complain. He understands humor cuts both ways. If you're gonna dish it out, you have to be thick-skinned enough to withstand the return of serve. I, too, understand that rule. I haven't posted any complaints in this thread about tweets, cartoons, and photos aimed at my side of the political spectrum, nor have any other Dems or liberals. The only complainers have been conservatives. If you're too sensitive to laugh at humor aimed at the trump rightwing, maybe this isn't the right thread for you.
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10:51a, 9/21/18
Ed Whelan.
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 10:53a, 9/21/18
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But tweets that make fun of rightwingers? You constantly complain those aren't funny to you.
Humor requires a big dose of reality.

You can joke about Bill Clinton being a horndog because, well, he is.

The same joke, told on Mitt Romney, falls flat.

Things you've posted as "funny" have been false, boring, and just simply derogatory without humor.
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In reply to MetoliusAg • 10:53a, 9/21/18
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etcetera said:
You're fine with tweets and photos that make insulting derogatory fun of liberals and Dems. Not even once have any of you complained about those posts. But tweets that make fun of rightwingers? You constantly complain those aren't funny to you.

Prognightmare started this thread. He doesn't complain. He understands humor cuts both ways. If you're gonna dish it out, you have to be thick-skinned enough to withstand the return of serve. I, too, understand that rule. I haven't posted any complaints in this thread about tweets, cartoons, and photos aimed at my side of the political spectrum, nor have any other Dems or liberals. The only complainers have been conservatives. If you're too sensitive to laugh at humor aimed at the trump rightwing, maybe this isn't the right thread for you.
The problem is, nothing you post is actually FUNNY. Just because you add a crying laughing emoji does not actually make it funny. Post something that is actually funny and not just abunch of tripe, and nobody would have a problem.
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