*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley

There you (and The Onion) go again. Grassley doesn't have a reputation of being a drunk. Tell the same joke on Ted Kennedy and you've got something. Has to be a grain of truth.
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CanyonAg77 said:

Quote:

Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley

There you (and The Onion) go again. Grassley doesn't have a reputation of being a drunk. Tell the same joke on Ted Kennedy and you've got something. Has to be a grain of truth.
That explains it... etc thinks The Onion is funny...
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mugwurt said:

CanyonAg77 said:

Quote:

Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley

There you (and The Onion) go again. Grassley doesn't have a reputation of being a drunk. Tell the same joke on Ted Kennedy and you've got something. Has to be a grain of truth.
That explains it... etc thinks The Onion is funny...

Well, he thinks the Daily Show is news, so...
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mugwurt said:

CanyonAg77 said:

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Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley

There you (and The Onion) go again. Grassley doesn't have a reputation of being a drunk. Tell the same joke on Ted Kennedy and you've got something. Has to be a grain of truth.
That explains it... etc thinks The Onion is funny...


In all fairness it was hilarious 20 years ago - Herbert Kornfeld and his A/R department & letter opener of death was genius.
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mugwurt said:



The problem is, nothing you post is actually FUNNY. Just because you add a crying laughing emoji does not actually make it funny. Post something that is actually funny and not just abunch of tripe, and nobody would have a problem.

I ignored him weeks ago and it's made this thread so much better.
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etcetera said:

KYou're fine with tweets and photos that make insulting derogatory fun of liberals and Dems....But tweets that make fun of rightwingers?

Well there's the problem right there.

The guy can't identify comedy.

He's perceiving everything as a personal attack and insult.



FYI- we've been laughing at conservatives for a long time


“We don't have a government of the people, by the people, for the people. We have government of the people, by the bureaucrats, for the bureaucrats.”

-Milton Friedman
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AGinHI said:

etcetera said:

KYou're fine with tweets and photos that make insulting derogatory fun of liberals and Dems....But tweets that make fun of rightwingers?

Well there's the problem right there.

The guy can't identify comedy.

He's perceiving everything as a personal attack and insult.



FYI- we've been laughing at conservatives for a long time




It is the difference between what comedy writers call laughter and clapter.

Late Night TV is all about the clapter now.
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etcetera said:



I've gotten more death threats than Kavanaugh's accuser. I just can't remember who they were from, where I was when they arrived, or the time frame they came within a span of several years.

I'm only telling you now so I can use it in 36 years,
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Putting a laughing/crying emoji on a stupid tweet doesn't make it funny
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CanyonAg77 said:

Putting a laughing/crying emoji on a stupid tweet doesn't make it funny

If two stars got you a laugh track for your posts, he'd be using the crap out of it.
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Background: Bud Light put fully stacked fridges around Cleveland that were locked until the Browns won. After the game BL sent a wifi signal out that unlocked all the fridges simultaneously for the fans to get free beer.
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****PLEASE READ*****

Step 1: Click on etcetera's username in their most recent post.
Step 2: Click Ignore (permanently)
Step 3: IMPORTANT - DO NOT QUOTE ANY OF etcetera's POSTS.
Step 4: Start enjoying this thread again...errr, I mean Profit!
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Done!
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Swollen Thumb said:

****PLEASE READ*****

Step 1: Click on etcetera's username in their most recent post.
Step 2: Click Ignore (permanently)
Step 3: IMPORTANT - DO NOT QUOTE ANY OF etcetera's POSTS.
Step 4: Start enjoying this thread again...errr, I mean Profit!



I did that a couple of weeks ago. The thread instantly improved by 1000%. I recommend this to ALL that enjoy funny tweets.
Double Talkin' Jive...
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Prognightmare said:



Fake post.

What she is saying is, Two teas!".
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Rightwing nutter Bill McGurn as accurate as ever:

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etcetera said:

Rightwing nutter Bill McGurn as accurate as ever:



Which means that if Whelan can't come up with evidence that Kavanaugh wasn't there (and I'm not sure he can) then all we have is zero proof that Kavanaugh was there.

Wherever there even was, I mean.
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etcetera said:



You can get your money back from 11/09/16.

Some of it, anyway.

[Laugh track]
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etcetera said:



The Hill
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This thread is for FUNNY tweets and memes. Your posts so far have no humor.
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The. Best. People.
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The. Very. Best.
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botta-bing, botta-bang!
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