*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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This has been an epic thread on any forum...i will miss the fervor of memes and gifs after election season...
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cuz-i-can said:

This has been an epic thread on any forum...i will miss the fervor of memes and gifs after election season...


Oh how you're worries are misplaced. The thread hasn't seen it's peak until after election night. The memes will be glorious
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captkirk said:


Why no social distancing? I thought that was important to Biden/Harris events.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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rab79 said:


Ain't that the truth! When I was young, my grandparents still had an outhouse. Hated spending Christmas with them until they got indoor plumbing. But they still only had gas heaters on the first floor All of kids slept upstairs with no heat except for electric blankets and a chamber pot.
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Did they have an attic fan also?
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"Chamber pot" I bet millennials and younger would give you the confused pug look if you said that in a conversation.
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Can I go to sleep Looch?
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Oso96 said:

Did they have an attic fan also?
No. But at least they had window A/C units during the summer.

And yes I guess few people would understand what a chamber pot was used for. (Hint: substitute for a bathroom.)
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oh no said:




Not bad
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aggiehawg said:

Oso96 said:

Did they have an attic fan also?
No. But at least they had window A/C units during the summer.

And yes I guess few people would understand what a chamber pot was used for. (Hint: substitute for a bathroom.)
AKA "Thunder Mug"! My grandparents had an outhouse....and a mean rooster! You had to go really bad to not only freeze your rear off, buy race the rooster back to the house.
"ROGER - OUT"
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I enjoyed the Onion's state by state election guideline....

https://politics.theonion.com/the-onions-state-by-state-election-guide-1845511152

Some of my favorites...

Illinois
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Most critical issue facing this state this election cycle
Political Gridlock: Several honest assemblymen are obstructing the normal corruption process.
Fun fact
The infamous St. Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929 is remembered fondly in Illinois as a symbol of a bygone era when just seven people being gunned down in Chicago was considered an unprecedented tragedy.
Mississippi
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Most critical issue facing this state this election cycle
Seceding From The Union: Pretty much always on the table.
Nevada
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Most critical issue facing this state this election cycle
Fracking: Protestors are hopeful that anti-fracking restrictions will allow Nevada to remain the pristine desert hellscape that God intended it to be.
Texas
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Biggest race in the state

Henry Falmouth vs Georgette Banks (Conroe School Board): The two candidates are engaged in a brutal battle over which version of the Bible should be taught in public schools.
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Sad thing is that this actually might be believable in 2020 Karenville
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"ROGER - OUT"
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"ROGER - OUT"
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aggiedata said:




He was actually the "legal consultant ", he apparently consults with under the legal age neices in the whole foods bathroom.
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https://www.instagram.com/tv/CG8MkxSj-Ew/?igshid=9b6owchkvmf1

TexAgs, get a handle on your software
Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God.
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Its not a tweet but its real and in Rockwall.
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Dude that was pure awesomeness.
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Well, okay then
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Gotta collect them votes, RIP!


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Hey kids, pay attention to AOC's next move. She's about to demonstrate the Peter Principle in real time.
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If she's at Peter's Plateau I can't even imagine who or what her constituency is.
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