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12:08p, 7/9/20



Sooooo, your telling me she's single?
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In reply to AgFan2015 • 12:57p, 7/9/20
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Mr.Infectious said:



Sooooo, your telling me she's single?
Prudes.
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1:15p, 7/9/20
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I know it's not really funny anymore, but this still seems like the best thread to put this in:

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3:17p, 7/9/20
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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In reply to Jugstore Cowboy • 3:51p, 7/9/20
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Harry Lime said:
I know it's not really funny anymore, but this still seems like the best thread to put this in:



Y'all help me out on this one - wasn't there another country that figured large in defeating the Nazis? D-Day or something like that? And maybe they eventually took down the Soviets as well?
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In reply to agent-maroon • 4:01p, 7/9/20
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We obviously won the western front, but Soviets bled themselves and the Germans dry in the east. I have zero sympathy for Uncle Joe and the Commies, their pact with Hitler let Hitler run free in Europe for two years.

But the hate for Orwell is because he was anti-communist

These fools see "1984", "Animal Farm", Fahrenheit 451", and "Lord of the Flies" as instruction manuals
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4:58p, 7/9/20
SCOTUSblog is doing its end of term retweeting of accounts who think they're tweeting the actual SCOTUS.




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In reply to HTownAg98 • 5:01p, 7/9/20
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That's funny. Thanks for posting.
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In reply to agdoc2001 • 5:23p, 7/9/20
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agdoc2001 said:
Mr.Infectious said:



Sooooo, your telling me she's single?
Prudes.
There can be plenty of reasons for divorcing, but that one stinks.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 6:13p, 7/9/20
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I've certainly used the term "pooped the bed" for somebody who really messed something up.

First real world example I've seen.
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11:27p, 7/9/20
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Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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11:29p, 7/9/20
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Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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8:48a, 7/10/20
We all feel this little girl's pain.

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I have never played more than putt putt, but my guy friends can relate


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In reply to RAB91 • 12:08p, 7/10/20
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RAB91 said:

Yes, and then we can have a *cough* union.
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 1:11p, 7/10/20
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Tanya 93 said:
a bunch of my friends love this




I think that's cute. Rock chalk!
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Warning: language.
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In reply to drcrinum • 5:17p, 7/10/20
"Good luck with the virus"

I wish a corona Karen would do this to me.
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In reply to drcrinum • 7:21p, 7/10/20
That is MONEY.
Being flanked by those two, absolute MAGPIES. I admire his spot-on sense of humor....
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For rocky.

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