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NICU Dad said:

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There was a girl a few grades behind me in elementary school named Aquanetta.

I kid you not.

When I was growing up I knew my parents were going out when the smell of Aqua Net began wafting through the house.
My mother still uses that crap.
Welcome to my college years on the 80s!

Perms and Aquanet!
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agent-maroon said:

I knew a guy named Don Duck and yes, that was short for Donald. Normally a pretty mellow guy, but if someone so much as quacked then he would open a can of whoop ass and pour it on the offending party without mercy. Wasn't a particularly a good idea or helpful to try to intervene, either.
Went to church with a kid named Stuart Pendis.

We always called him stupidness just t be mean.
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aggiehawg said:

Meh, I knew a girl that was named Snow, last name of course, White.

Knew Cliff, Rocky and their sister, Sierra. Last name? Mountain.
German biz acquaintance ... last name Lipp ... could hardly keep a straight face in meetings when introduced as Herr LIpp.
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benchmark said:

aggiehawg said:

Meh, I knew a girl that was named Snow, last name of course, White.

Knew Cliff, Rocky and their sister, Sierra. Last name? Mountain.
German biz acquaintance ... last name Lipp ... could hardly keep a straight face in meetings when introduced as Herr LIpp.
My dad was friends with a guy in high school named Sandy Land. He had brothers named Rocky, Dusty, and Barron. They had two sisters names something basic like Jackie and Veronica.
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annie88 said:

NICU Dad said:

Squadron7 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

bonfarr said:





There was a girl a few grades behind me in elementary school named Aquanetta.

I kid you not.

When I was growing up I knew my parents were going out when the smell of Aqua Net began wafting through the house.
My mother still uses that crap.
Welcome to my college years on the 80s!

Perms and Aquanet!
Pics?
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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A former business partner of my dad was named Mike Hunt. Dad somehow never got the joke.
Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God.
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Nosmo King still my favorite.
Trump will fix it.
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There's a restaurant in Destin called Pho King Dumplings.
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aggiehawg said:




Is that called the Bill Cosby?
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Dramamine for "motion sickness" works well for long road trips IIRC.

My kids really did get nauseated while riding so please don't report me to the authorities. Just passing along something that might be helpful.
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Squadron7 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

bonfarr said:





There was a girl a few grades behind me in elementary school named Aquanetta.

I kid you not.

When I was growing up I knew my parents were going out when the smell of Aqua Net began wafting through the house.

Aqua Net and a lighter made a great flame thrower!
"Fort Worth where the West begins...and Dallas is where the East peters out!"
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Aqua Net and a lighter made a great flame thrower!
Until the flame travels back into the can and BOOM! Did the flame thrower thing, never blew up a can.
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Pinche Abogado said:

A former business partner of my dad was named Mike Hunt. Dad somehow never got the joke.
I went to school with a guy named Philip Michael Hunt.

I never thought it was strange until years later I heard that name mentioned as a joke. Hopefully his parents were oblivious as well. I'd hate to think they did that knowingly.
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Ima Hogg
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Andrew99 said:

Pinche Abogado said:

A former business partner of my dad was named Mike Hunt. Dad somehow never got the joke.
I went to school with a guy named Philip Michael Hunt.

I never thought it was strange until years later I heard that name mentioned as a joke. Hopefully his parents were oblivious as well. I'd hate to think they did that knowingly.
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hawk1689 said:

There's a restaurant in Destin called Pho King Dumplings.
One day I'm going to get my Vietnamese BBQ fusion restaurant going. So far I only have the name:

Pho 'Cue

I need to trademark the name.
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HtownAg92 said:

hawk1689 said:

There's a restaurant in Destin called Pho King Dumplings.
One day I'm going to get my Vietnamese BBQ fusion restaurant and pool hall going. So far I only have the name:

Pho 'Cue

I need to trademark the name.
FIFY

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CanyonAg77 said:

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Aqua Net and a lighter made a great flame thrower!
Until the flame travels back into the can and BOOM! Did the flame thrower thing, never blew up a can.
Worked like a champ many times for me... Gets rid of wasps nest in a jiffy too...
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i always assumed it was one of those old tales that parents told kids to keep them from doing it.
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C@LAg said:

PhatMack19 said:


i did not get a "stack".


Well let me be the first to thank you for the stacks my wife and I received and the smaller stacks my two kids received.
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Not today buddy. Today I'm rich AF.
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