*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Prognightmare said:




He can also VOTE TWICE now
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aggiedata said:


Don't judge. Someone could have named their pet alligator "Coronavirus".
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aggiedata said:



Ol' Shep isn't on the air right now, is he? Can you imagine this freaking Diva sitting behind a anchor's desk right now?

I'd lick a toilet seat to try and end it all rather than watch that.
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mazzag said:



There was a two week period last month when Joey "Fingers" Biden wasn't caught sniffing girl's hair.

I'm thinking he's already had the 'Rona.
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mazzag said:


savage
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Trump hits the fake news with itself.

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Cromagnum said:

Trump hits the fake news with itself.



As Lincoln said, "We cannot spare this man. He fights!"
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Squadron7 said:

Cromagnum said:

Trump hits the fake news with itself.



As Lincoln said, "We cannot spare this man. He fights!"
Lincoln! The first Republican President.
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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It's sad because it's probably going to happen.
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Prognightmare said:

It's sad because it's probably going to happen.
Prophecy.
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Revelation speaks of the Mark of the Beast being required to buy or sell. And everyone would be required to have the mark in their hand or on their head.

Prophecy is amazing



Tom Hagen
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barnyard1996 said:


And that is.....??????
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CanyonAg77 said:

barnyard1996 said:


And that is.....??????

Mickey Mouse shock collar?
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CanyonAg77 said:

barnyard1996 said:


And that is.....??????
Disneyworld wristband that's chipped. Unlocks your room, can buy food, merchandise. It also tracks you in the park and they model patrons actions. They will post pictures of you online for places you have been in the park.
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barnyard1996 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

barnyard1996 said:


And that is.....??????
Disneyworld wristband that's chipped. Unlocks your room, can buy food, merchandise. It also tracks you in the park and they model patrons actions. They will post pictures of you online for places you have been in the park.

And, thanks to your post, all committed big gov/statists are now cleaning the jizz off of their screens.
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Squadron7 said:

barnyard1996 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

barnyard1996 said:


And that is.....??????
Disneyworld wristband that's chipped. Unlocks your room, can buy food, merchandise. It also tracks you in the park and they model patrons actions. They will post pictures of you online for places you have been in the park.

And, thanks to your post, all committed big gov/statists are now cleaning the jizz off of their screens.
As Walt once said, it all started with a little mouse.
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Who knew that the Mark of the Beast would be mouse ears?
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Disclaimer: Views expressed in this post reflect the opinions of Texags user bonfarr and are not to be accepted as facts or to be accepted at face value.
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bonfarr said:





There was a girl a few grades behind me in elementary school named Aquanetta.

I kid you not.
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CanyonAg77 said:

Who knew that the Mark of the Beast would be mouse ears?
ROTFLMAO! Walt Disney never intended that to happen.
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aggiehawg said:

CanyonAg77 said:

Who knew that the Mark of the Beast would be mouse ears?
ROTFLMAO! Walt Disney never intended that to happen.
South Park knows all about it....

https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mickey_Mouse
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CanyonAg77 said:

bonfarr said:





There was a girl a few grades behind me in elementary school named Aquanetta.

I kid you not.

When I was growing up I knew my parents were going out when the smell of Aqua Net began wafting through the house.
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aggiehawg said:

CanyonAg77 said:

Who knew that the Mark of the Beast would be mouse ears?
ROTFLMAO! Walt Disney never intended that to happen.
Pick the wrong day and Disneyworld is a living hell.
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CanyonAg77 said:

bonfarr said:





There was a girl a few grades behind me in elementary school named Aquanetta.

I kid you not.
Meh, I knew a girl that was named Snow, last name of course, White.

Knew Cliff, Rocky and their sister, Sierra. Last name? Mountain.
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My dad dated a woman years ago that had a daughter that brought her boyfriend to our family Christmas party. He was an African American guy named Not Black but I am unsure on the spelling
Disclaimer: Views expressed in this post reflect the opinions of Texags user bonfarr and are not to be accepted as facts or to be accepted at face value.
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barnyard1996 said:

aggiehawg said:

CanyonAg77 said:

Who knew that the Mark of the Beast would be mouse ears?
ROTFLMAO! Walt Disney never intended that to happen.
Pick the wrong day and Disneyworld is a living hell.
That would be any day from January 1 to December 31, inclusive.
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I knew a guy named Don Duck and yes, that was short for Donald. Normally a pretty mellow guy, but if someone so much as quacked then he would open a can of whoop ass and pour it on the offending party without mercy. Wasn't a particularly good idea or helpful to try to intervene, either.
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Squadron7 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

bonfarr said:





There was a girl a few grades behind me in elementary school named Aquanetta.

I kid you not.

When I was growing up I knew my parents were going out when the smell of Aqua Net began wafting through the house.
My mother still uses that crap.
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