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Tom Hagen said:
Ted Cruz Twitter has the best taste in movies.
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Meanwhile, in Texas...

Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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https://instagr.am/p/B-Uhr56lCZq
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Tom Hagen said:
Wonder how long that argument lasted before the husband finally agreed to wear a sanitary napkin on his face.
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Wonder how long that argument lasted before the husband finally agreed to wear a sanitary napkin on his face.
I would bet a significant amount of money that's why he's wearing shades indoors. But he didn't think his easily recognizable shirt selection through...
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I would bet a significant amount of money that's why he's wearing shades indoors. But he didn't think his shirt selection through...
I'd wager that shirt is sitting in a Good Will donation bin right about now.
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Can't you do instacart for Walmart? The fees would be much better than having with wings taped to your face
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Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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Tanya 93 said:
That's funny.
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The original social distancing. Mel Brooks was ahead of his time.

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Irony.

Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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That song "Too much time on my hands" comes to mind.

Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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Sine poena nulla lex.
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This is pretty good
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Obviously in a foreign country where the store employee can do that and not be publicly executed, unlike here in the US.
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Not political but funny.

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John Krasinski talking about good news throughout the virus and also interviewing with Steve Carell talking about the show. I know it's not directly political but given the glum that everybody's going through right now I thought it might be uplifting. I very much enjoyed it.

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