— Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 (@MikeBales) May 4, 2026
Changing consumer habits stole my bike
— Mr. Reply Guy (@GenericSnarky) May 4, 2026
Your new Indian name is "Spirit Killer." https://t.co/L3rgYhyEHt
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) May 4, 2026
AOC....😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/iqueOv2U0j
— Donna G (@DonnaG1685411) April 24, 2026
We Asked AI To Show America Without Republicans pic.twitter.com/ghxAY6Kd8W
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 4, 2026
Counterpoint-- https://t.co/BTWEFMrYcw pic.twitter.com/nkI9F45BJ7
— ₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ (@WarPath2pt0) May 4, 2026
I will never stop looking for my wife's killer - OJ Simpson https://t.co/Opt2yt8CIi
— Kira (@Kiradavis) May 4, 2026
Amateurs will ask if the Confederates would have won at Gettysburg if Stonewall Jackson was still alive. Professionals will ponder the greater questions such as, "What if Robert E. Lee would have had an Imperial AT-AT walker for Pickett's Charge?"
— The History Underground (@history_under) May 4, 2026
Happy Star Wars Day. pic.twitter.com/q8vjuVu8Gs
What do Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, and Charlie Kirk all have in common?
— Brilyn Hollyhand (@BrilynHollyhand) May 5, 2026
They were all shot by Democrats.
This is not a two-sides issue.
A classic I found in my old archives.....
— LG Basler (@Arma_Lite_14) May 4, 2026
How did we survive 4 years with this man? pic.twitter.com/8ftxp6LPT5
Free advertising for homeschooling.pic.twitter.com/xj7cacHYWS
— Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist (@DeAngelisCorey) May 4, 2026


every time I see a met gala post pic.twitter.com/01oBi3LGO4
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) May 5, 2026
Hezbollah does https://t.co/A0SwUKhc0G
— David Keyes (@DavidMKeyes) May 5, 2026
We know how Nancy will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo tonight pic.twitter.com/HwbOsWYVdH
— Republicans (@Republicans) May 5, 2026
Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate! pic.twitter.com/gfTriN75Fk
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 5, 2026
The Donald Trump Taco photo is 10 years old https://t.co/QG1qx6Yu2e pic.twitter.com/zdZFYe3PSm
— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeaceful) May 5, 2026
They’ve run out of firsts and now they’re just making stuff up. Next year it’ll be the first blind black transgender they/them elf woman with dyslexia and irritable bowel syndrome. 😂 https://t.co/e0P78AEvqk
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) May 5, 2026
Roger Stone TORCHES Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson:
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 5, 2026
“If her IQ were one point lower, you’d have to water her like a plant” 🤣
“She’s an embarrassment to the Supreme Court. She’s a DEI hire... This dissent on her part and the way the other justices smacked her down speaks… pic.twitter.com/TtHgZ8ViJD
205 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) May 5, 2026
Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate. pic.twitter.com/dCdPJ6OPps
