*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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CanyonAg77 said:

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She is pure trash.

And 100% accurate


Oh, don't get me wrong, I dont disagree with her. I guess it's past time for the GOP to roll in the mud with the rest of the pigs. The Democrats aren't ever going to clean up their own act.
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I like it when Conservatives are willing to match Leftist aggression

Not us much a fan of matching Leftists at saying dumb s***.

But maybe it's necessary to play to the average voter, sadly.
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Cromagnum said:

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nsfw




She is pure trash.
maybe but I like what she said
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Pravda has programmed the masses that the GOP is stupid, racist, etc. Pravda has programmed them that this jr congresswomen from a small district in Georgia is a threat; not the regime that controls everything including their brainwash programming, because she speaks out against the regime. Even the really stupid ones who believes they're "centrists" are programmed not to listen to her. They'll see an out of context short clip from pravda and think she's a serious threat to their benevolent overlords in their regime and automatically hate her.
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oh no said:

Pravda has programmed the masses that the GOP is stupid, racist, etc. Pravda has programmed them that this jr congresswomen from a small district in Georgia is a threat; not the regime that controls everything including their brainwash programming, because she speaks out against the regime. Even the really stupid ones who believes they're "centrists" are programmed not to listen to her. They'll see an out of context short clip from pravda and think she's a serious threat to their benevolent overlords in their regime and automatically hate her.
if you make fun of white people that talk funny, it's SNL material. if you make fun of any other race, you are a racist. Amerika.
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Cromagnum said:

TyDog44 said:

nsfw




She is pure trash.
Yet 100% saying the truth.

Sorry if that offends you.

I'm not a fan of hers but she's dead on right there.
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Massively ****ed up.

Quote:

Bill Gates: " I'm going to use my money to buy up all of the farmland and destroy the American food supply."

Mark Zuckerberg: " I'm going to use my money to buy lobbyist who will shut down my enemies and give them my secrets so I can own all of Americas data."

George Soros: " I'm going to use my money to buy all of the politicians and destroy the American justice system."

Elon Musk: " I'm going to use my money to save free speech in America and globally"

The media: "Elon Musk is a monster who must be stopped!"

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LMCane said:

honestly she sounds like a hick from Cackalacka Georgia.

is it any wonder a lot of "centrists" believe the GOP is the stupid party?
Be careful not to let the accent cloud the power of the truth in her words.

And what true conservative gives a **** what "centrists" believe? They are unprincipled fence-riders with no moral and/or philosophical foundation who blow like chaff in the political winds, voting simply on the basis of promised largesse and their feelings.

I have more respect for a die-hard liberal than I do a "centrist". At least they believe strongly in something…
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JPAg88 said:

LMCane said:

honestly she sounds like a hick from Cackalacka Georgia.

is it any wonder a lot of "centrists" believe the GOP is the stupid party?
Be careful not to let the accent cloud the power of the truth in her words.

And what true conservative gives a **** what "centrists" believe? They are unprincipled fence-riders with no moral and/or philosophical foundation who blow like chaff in the political winds, voting simply on the basis of promised largesse and their feelings.

I have more respect for a die-hard liberal than I do a "centrist". At least they believe strongly in something…
the regime and their pravda media arm have a lot of the people they've brainwashed thinking they are "centrists" and all the normies from 10 years ago are now far right wing extremists, domestic terrorists, racists, "stupid", etc. Centrists just don't realize they are the commies' useful idiots. They will simply obey and not even listen to opposition to the regime because of their accent.
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annie88 said:


Thanks for reminding me. I try and wait until the anniversary and go back and read the wikipedia entry. It's too funny.
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99% chance that was not an accident
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Biz Ag said:



Well, she's whiny, a tattletale, and consumes without returning any value to the community.
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CanyonAg77 said:

Biz Ag said:



Well, she's whiny, a tattletale, and consumes without returning any value to the community.

All kids are democrats. Most don't grow up, however.
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Enzomatic said:


All kids are democrats.

So are all pets. At least dogs try to nominally attempt to earn their wages. Cats are just pure evil Marxists.
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My new pup is 3 months, she's adorable but ramping up to the middle one.

She and my older dog are playing all the time.

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Tramp96 said:

Enzomatic said:


All kids are democrats.

So are all pets. At least dogs try to nominally attempt to earn their wages. Cats are just pure evil Marxists.
I have two cats and two dogs and my cats are adorable, fun and cool.
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annie88 said:

Tramp96 said:

Enzomatic said:


All kids are democrats.

So are all pets. At least dogs try to nominally attempt to earn their wages. Cats are just pure evil Marxists.
I have two cats and two dogs and my cats are adorable, fun and cool.
At the end of the day, they are still democrats.

Do they bring in any income?
Do they get free meals and free housing?
Do they demand attention and won't let up until they get it?

No - check
Yes - check
Yes - check

Democrats. Every one of them.
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Awww what a cute puppy dog. She's ready to get into trouble with those eyes of her's
Aggie Football forever 8 and 4.

Texas Bowl bound since 2011.
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annie88 said:

Tramp96 said:

Enzomatic said:


All kids are democrats.

So are all pets. At least dogs try to nominally attempt to earn their wages. Cats are just pure evil Marxists.
I have two cats and two dogs and my cats are adorable, fun and cool.
That's unfair and inaccurate. A good outdoor cat mitigates pesky rodents.
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93MarineHorn said:

annie88 said:

Tramp96 said:

Enzomatic said:


All kids are democrats.

So are all pets. At least dogs try to nominally attempt to earn their wages. Cats are just pure evil Marxists.
I have two cats and two dogs and my cats are adorable, fun and cool.
That's unfair and inaccurate. A good outdoor cat mitigates pesky rodents.

Touche. I stand corrected.

The indoor cats my wife has inundated me with over the course of our 24 year long marriage have nearly all been evil Marxists.
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Cromagnum said:

Reno Hightower said:

Cromagnum said:

TyDog44 said:

nsfw




She is pure trash.


Missing the message due to the messager. Enjoy our continued lurch toward communism.


Nah, I got the message. But how many people tune her out because they don't want to hear anything she has to say?


You may have something here. God knows I have tuned out all Democrats since Al Gore.
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annie88 said:

My new pup is 3 months, she's adorable but ramping up to the middle one.

She and my older dog are playing all the time.




Same with this little one. He harasses the bigger one no end. And has needles for teeth.
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It's amazing how sharp puppy teeth are.
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