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9:21p, 1/1/24

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Oh, Dave, you're going to get in trouble again.pic.twitter.com/vhiCFDs2sM
— 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝕏 (@normposter) January 1, 2024

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Sports bettors are now 15-2 since 2017 when betting the moneyline against teams Ted Cruz shows up to support in person.

They would have profited $2,344 if they placed a $100 bet on each game. pic.twitter.com/WBH5vq36VW
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) January 2, 2024

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In reply to oh no • 1:50a, 1/2/24

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oh no said:
Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention https://t.co/7xG752F6RY pic.twitter.com/Y6FpmylTlw
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 1, 2024

I know!!! Right????

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8:18a, 1/2/24

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Teacher Frustrated As Half Her Students Detransitioned Over Christmas Break https://t.co/5CuBjzJ202 pic.twitter.com/txBSNMyjHI
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 2, 2024

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9:01a, 1/2/24

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Wish this was false & humor.

The American Academy of Pediatrics is giving minors guidance on how to send nudes. This is the same organization who requested Biden’s DOJ investigate those who were speaking out against child se* change surgeries. pic.twitter.com/x9RA1PnlUZ
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 2, 2024

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In reply to Aggie12B • 9:06a, 1/2/24

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Aggie12B said:

Yeah, they can control the temperature of the earth, but not the flow of human feces

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In reply to ravingfans • 9:07a, 1/2/24

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ravingfans said:
oh no said:
Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention https://t.co/7xG752F6RY pic.twitter.com/Y6FpmylTlw
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 1, 2024

I know!!! Right????

LOL. Common refrain with my wife - Just watch the movie

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10:11a, 1/2/24

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Do we need to send people back to third grade spelling?

Man finds a ton of hilariously misspelled signs and it’s hysterical. 🤣

🔊 pic.twitter.com/ibjCRjElXr
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) January 1, 2024

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10:26a, 1/2/24

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Fact pic.twitter.com/SdbrMLKk1Y
— Eatinerni (@eatinerni) January 1, 2024

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11:51a, 1/2/24

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Got the 2024 Bingo Card here.

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12:38p, 1/2/24

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pic.twitter.com/IcnEup6yRC
— The Gunny (@RoySethrich) January 2, 2024

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1:17p, 1/2/24

Tax season.

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2:48p, 1/2/24

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💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Very good cook! pic.twitter.com/YObGbXSCQq
— Mississippi Sambo (@MS_Sambo_) January 1, 2024

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Texas Agrees To Two-State Solution With Austin https://t.co/3Hy48ZchGA pic.twitter.com/6dcPcNzYu3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 2, 2024

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Fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man. pic.twitter.com/fxIMqE1IRU
— Catholic Manhood ❤️‍🔥 (@bethecreed) January 2, 2024

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3:27p, 1/2/24

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Especially while the Biden Regime is still in office! pic.twitter.com/93sk49UtRw
— NahBabyNah (@NahBabyNah) January 2, 2024

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In reply to 1872walker • 3:31p, 1/2/24

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1872walker said:
Texas Agrees To Two-State Solution With Austin https://t.co/3Hy48ZchGA pic.twitter.com/6dcPcNzYu3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 2, 2024

Hahahahah...

They got Austin County and the city of Austin mixed up....

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3:59p, 1/2/24

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Tragic: Hamas Loses Two Leaders In One Day https://t.co/mmjR2RTo5x pic.twitter.com/jvyNRkPxVk
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 2, 2024

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🤣 pic.twitter.com/t3bWLbBlgq
— ꧁༺ 𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓪 ༻꧂ (@777_Freedom_777) January 1, 2024

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“I Know, Right?” 🥴🤒🤒 pic.twitter.com/McRMQknXJF
— DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (@1Nicdar) January 2, 2024

Missing line is: "You are immune to everything."

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Public Service Announcement pic.twitter.com/eqheEzDsqt
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) January 2, 2024

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In reply to oh no • 4:39p, 1/2/24

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Then she must've been really appalled at the way they treated Trump under Jack.

Right?

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4:40p, 1/2/24

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"🤔💸 Think for a moment, our government gave billions to this guy.”
pic.twitter.com/NFR0lPjWco
— Antonio Sabato Jr (@AntonioSabatoJr) January 2, 2024

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Hillary's luggage has arrived pic.twitter.com/nNrCTIqLis
— Sue (@SueJ2024) January 2, 2024

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In reply to pdc093 • 6:30p, 1/2/24

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Had a relative who was a specialist in maxillofacial issues. When he gave presentations, he traveled with his skulls and other similar visual aids. Always made for interesting encounters with airline security/TSA. He gave presentations overseas as well. Completely different experience as our TSA knew who he was when they checked.

Euro airports? Not so much.

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— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ (@LuckyMcGee) January 2, 2024

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