*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Well then, the science is settled!
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annie88 said:



The device resembles a mouse trap with teeth...and it cures the "pitcher", not the "catcher".
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biobioprof said:



Well this ruins my summer vacation plans unless I brush up on my fire fighting skills.
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oldarmy1 said:


What did it say?
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Language is NSFW

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annie88 said:





It is very plain what happened here. Avenatti told Biden that if he didn't pay him $5 million that he'd publicly endorse him for President.
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Look at the dude in the background watching this.
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FriscoKid said:

Look at the dude in the background watching this.


The way they're reading the script and then him giving them pointers and saying more or less is too funny too.
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biobioprof
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Business school education may be overrated

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Poor Michael, remember when he was exploring running for president? Now he has to endorse Sleepy, Creepy Joe
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biobioprof said:

Business school education may be overrated



All this time I thought it was written by Patty and Mildred Hill.
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Has nobody made the Biden sniffing his logo for president meme yet?
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biobioprof said:

Business school education may be overrated



Wasn't he a child prodigy, touring by age 6?
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CanyonAg77 said:

biobioprof said:

Business school education may be overrated



Wasn't he a child prodigy, touring by age 6?
He was composing music before he was 6 years old. At the age of 6 he was touring with his sister as child prodigies before royal courts throughout Europe.
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At the age of 6 he was touring with his sister as child prodigies before royal courts throughout Europe.
Doesn't sound like an average job to me. And I'm trying to figure out how someone who is considered a genius and dies at age 35 is considered a "late bloomer". Maybe I'm missing a joke somewhere...
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Bernie tries to sell his "I marched with MLK" schtick...check the response.
Want to know who really was at that march? Yep, Mr. NRA himself...





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CanyonAg77 said:

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Bernie tries to sell his "I marched with MLK" schtick...check the response.
Want to know who really was at that march? Yep, Mr. NRA himself...






Is that Sidney Poitier to the left?
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Yep, and Harry (Banana song/crazed liberal) Belafonte in the middle.
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tsuag10 said:


Doesn't look like SJWs are going to let the old white Dems steal their thunder.
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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Volume of black voters who showed up for Obama and didn't turn out in 2016 was the shocker for Dems

I predict if the candidate is anyone but Kam it's going to happen again.

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FrioAg 00 said:

Volume of black voters who showed up for Obama and didn't turn out in 2016 was the shocker for Dems

I predict if the candidate is anyone but Kam it's going to happen again.


But Kamala isn't African American...Tamil Indian mother and a Jamaican father.
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drcrinum said:

FrioAg 00 said:

Volume of black voters who showed up for Obama and didn't turn out in 2016 was the shocker for Dems

I predict if the candidate is anyone but Kam it's going to happen again.


But Kamala isn't African American...Tamil Indian mother and a Jamaican father.

What % of Dem voters actually know that, do you think?
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MooreTrucker said:

drcrinum said:

FrioAg 00 said:

Volume of black voters who showed up for Obama and didn't turn out in 2016 was the shocker for Dems

I predict if the candidate is anyone but Kam it's going to happen again.


But Kamala isn't African American...Tamil Indian mother and a Jamaican father.

What % of Dem voters actually know that, do you think?
What % care?

She's not white. She's not male. And most importantly, she's not Drumpf!

The black vote is the only reason I think Kamala ultimately gets the nom. The DNC is probably scared to death of what might happen if there is a 70s white dude as their candidate.
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