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11:35p, 4/25/19
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Randy Quaid's been a little out there for a while but this is very interesting.

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11:38p, 4/25/19
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In reply to annie88 • 12:30a, 4/26/19
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Wtf people?!?!?

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At last year's San Francisco Pride Parade, they led a contingent of over a hundred ecosexuals in a ribbon-cutting ceremony to "officially" add an E to the LGBTQI acronym; Stephens told Outside that they believe there are now at least 100,000 people around the world who openly identify as ecosexuals.


Because on top of having sexual relations with the Earth, they have now turned it into a victim status. And people wonder why they think the random letter mob is a freaking joke. So now it's what LBGTQIE+?? I don't give a crap about your gender or your sex life. Grow the heck up! I definitely don't want to know you are humping dirt.
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In reply to Zemira • 6:26a, 4/26/19
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Zemira said:
Wtf people?!?!?

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At last year's San Francisco Pride Parade, they led a contingent of over a hundred ecosexuals in a ribbon-cutting ceremony to "officially" add an E to the LGBTQI acronym; Stephens told Outside that they believe there are now at least 100,000 people around the world who openly identify as ecosexuals.


Because on top of having sexual relations with the Earth, they have now turned it into a victim status. And people wonder why they think the random letter mob is a freaking joke. So now it's what LBGTQIE+?? I don't give a crap about your gender or your sex life. Grow the heck up! I definitely don't want to know you are humping dirt.


I assume they're getting Mother Earth's consent before they **** her??
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1:54p, 4/26/19
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Ouch.

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In reply to annie88 • 1:56p, 4/26/19
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You have to be a very special kind of stupid to do that.
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In reply to aggiehawg • 1:59p, 4/26/19
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aggiehawg said:
You have to be a very special kind of stupid to do that.


Something tells me brain power is not her strong suit.
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2:01p, 4/26/19
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What a boob.
She wins the booby prize.
She's milking this for all it's worth.
She's really making mammeries
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 2:34p, 4/26/19
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Definitely a this for that scenario.
Udderly amazing.
Yes ma'amarry glands.
Staying abreast of the protests.
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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Wow ... just wow.
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In reply to LoudestWHOOP! • 5:53p, 4/26/19
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I'm super pale (Scotch-Irish & German ancestry) and I don't want skin cancer like my cousins my age so I have always slathered on the sunscreen.

So I'm pale. Usually the lightest ivory when it comes to makeup.

I have never met a band-aid that was my skin tone. The closest I get is if I use the clear ones. I'm accident prone and bruise/bleed easily so I keep a good supply.

Idiot.
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In reply to LoudestWHOOP! • 8:08p, 4/26/19
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LoudestWHOOP! said:

Wow ... just wow.

I am certain that if I were to put that darker toned bandage on my finger that I would not suffer some sort of breakdown.

But I guess that is just another sign of privilege.
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8:19p, 4/26/19
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These would have made a much more inclusive choice for people of all colors
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In reply to oldarmy1 • 8:39p, 4/26/19
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That looks like some kinda weird cosplay.
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In reply to drcrinum • 8:43p, 4/26/19
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drcrinum said:
FrioAg 00 said:
Volume of black voters who showed up for Obama and didn't turn out in 2016 was the shocker for Dems

I predict if the candidate is anyone but Kam it's going to happen again.

But Kamala isn't African American...Tamil Indian mother and a Jamaican father.


And Beto O'Rourke is latin, but nobody cared.
***It's your money, not theIRS! (At least for a little while longer.)
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In reply to oldarmy1 • 8:44p, 4/26/19
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Yet another example of how nature says "Do not touch"
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In reply to taxpreparer • 8:44p, 4/26/19
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taxpreparer said:
drcrinum said:
FrioAg 00 said:
Volume of black voters who showed up for Obama and didn't turn out in 2016 was the shocker for Dems

I predict if the candidate is anyone but Kam it's going to happen again.

But Kamala isn't African American...Tamil Indian mother and a Jamaican father.


And Beto O'Rourke is not latin, but nobody cared.
FIFY
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In reply to MooreTrucker • 9:02p, 4/26/19
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Thank you. My typing sucks. That is what I meant
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In reply to annie88 • 11:51a, 4/27/19
annie88 said:
Ouch.

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In reply to annie88 • 11:57a, 4/27/19
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annie88 said:
Randy Quaid's been a little out there for a while but this is very interesting.
I think Independence Day needs to sue for copyright infringement.


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Funny and sad at the same time.
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7:01p, 4/27/19


https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-to-return-nation-to-era-when-press-didnt-bother-reporting-on-presidents-scandals

Short read -- well worth it. The last line says it all.
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In reply to Zemira • 8:12p, 4/27/19
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Zemira said:
Wtf people?!?!?

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At last year's San Francisco Pride Parade, they led a contingent of over a hundred ecosexuals in a ribbon-cutting ceremony to "officially" add an E to the LGBTQI acronym; Stephens told Outside that they believe there are now at least 100,000 people around the world who openly identify as ecosexuals.


Because on top of having sexual relations with the Earth, they have now turned it into a victim status. And people wonder why they think the random letter mob is a freaking joke. So now it's what LBGTQIE+?? I don't give a crap about your gender or your sex life. Grow the heck up! I definitely don't want to know you are humping dirt.


This needs to be split up into two groups.

1). LGB
2). TQIE (+AKSJHRYXNZWP probably)
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