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Makes me feel like I don't want to wake up because this is only happening in a dream.
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Damn!!!

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TikTok CEO Warns Banning App Could Allow Kids To Grow Up Into Happy, Functional Adults
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ok, hahaha, I understand why you do not want mr. wilcox to answer that question! It is very clear why you don't want--it's because there's a dual system of justice in America, that's what's going on right now and everybody is talking about it across America--there's two standards of justice that are going on

Tom Tiffany is based.
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nothing like busting out of prison and stopping for pancakes right afterward....

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9 Signs Your Newborn Baby Might Be Trans



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Well, the day has finally arrived: your cute little parasitical clump of cells has popped out of one of the birthing persons in your relationship, and it's now suddenly a real human being. But what gender is it? It's hard to say. It could even be - fingers crossed - trans!

How do you tell if your adorable little genderless bundle of joy might be trans, catapulting you into a new level of fame and attention among your friend group? Here are 9 signs to look out for:

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  • Crying - Biologists believe if babies cry, it might be because they are really trying to scream, "I'm the wrong gender! Transition me now!" Listen to the science.
  • Spitting up - This is a sign of your baby rejecting and literally BARFING OUT their biological sex
  • Pooping - this is a sign of your baby rejecting and literally POOPING OUT their biological sex.
  • Does not put up any kind of logical argument when you point out all the reasons they should be trans - Their silence is consent to immediately change their gender. They'd speak up if they objected!
  • Soothed by Dylan Mulvaney videos - Your trans baby is being comforted by trans joy.
  • Screams at Jordan Peterson videos - Your baby is being triggered by facts and logic, the two mortal enemies of transgenderism.
  • Drinks milk - Try to stay with us here: there are four letters in milk, and milk is white. There are also four letters in trans, and white is one of the colors in the trans flag. Better put baby in his car seat for a trip to the gender clinic!
  • Does not sleep well - How could a baby sleep knowing they are in the wrong body?
  • You really, really want them to be trans - And finally, this is the most important sign of all. Any baby can be trans if you, the parent, really want them to be.
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    "Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
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    If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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    Why are they hauling azz like that? Seems awfully fast given lighting and rainy conditions.
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    I counted 82.
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    annie88 said:

    So let me get this straight.

    She's clearly living with her grandfather.

    She got upset about a movie that she could've easily not watched.

    Then, she pulled this petty crap and thinks she's in the right? Yep. Definitely a POS narcissistic liberal.


    I wanna know the movie! I need to know what film is so sexist that she was willing to alienate her grandfather enough that he was no longer going to put up with her BS.
    Probably something like those sexist movies Cinderella, Snow White or Aladdin.
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    If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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    If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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