If you think Joe Biden (or whoever that is playing him) is running things I have a Stacey Abrams diet book to sell you.

— TheBSDetector (@burn_loot) January 20, 2022

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— txaggal (@txaggal) January 20, 2022

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Sotomayor Attends Supreme Court Arguments Remotely To Protect Herself From Exposure To Constitution

Democrats Warn That Republicans Plan To Steal Election By Blocking Democrat Efforts To Steal Election

WASHINGTON, D.C.Democrats have issued a dire warning to the American people that Republicans will steal the election in 2022 by blocking all Democrat efforts to steal the election.
"Republicans want to destroy our democracy by stealing the election, just like Hitler," said Nancy Pelosi in a speech supporting the Voting Rights Act. "If Republicans are not stopped, they will block all our noble efforts to steal the election for ourselves, because Republicans are racist and want to bring back Jim Crow. We cannot allow that!"
The crowd of enthusiastic school kids in the audience who had been bussed in for the speech cheered in agreement.
Democrat strategists agree that their best hope in the midterms is to cheat as much as possible. They warn that if their cheating is stopped by Republicans, Republican candidates may win, which is the same thing as literal fascism.
"When Democrats cheat, that's just Democracy as Martin Luther King intended," said Pelosi. "When Republicans stop Democrats from cheating, that's an unfair attack on Democracy itself. We will not rest until the will of felons, illegal immigrants, and dead people are heard and every vote is counted!"
Republicans started to say something in objection but stopped short after being told that was cheating.

Senile Old Man Spreads Conspiracy Theories About The Efficacy Of Masks, Vaccines

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— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) January 20, 2022

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— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) December 27, 2021

The Cheatles are on tour! pic.twitter.com/RP3eZUBmK2

— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) January 20, 2022

Second dose pic.twitter.com/JJGXTpUI1a

— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) January 19, 2022

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Democrats Put Out 'Help Wanted' Ad For Submissive, Obedient Woman To Replace Sinema https://t.co/DWb6Q0nRN5

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 20, 2022

Sending N95s and rapid tests to people as cases will be falling is like sending people condoms after they had unprotected sex.

— Meghan Maureen (@Keggs719) January 20, 2022

Biden Outperforms Nation's Expectations For First Year By Still Being Alivehttps://t.co/4GlBQ4rGCZ

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 20, 2022

After Today's Press Conference pic.twitter.com/UJDqvztqJS

— RickyLee (@RickyLe80284150) January 19, 2022

Oh my gosh it’s the Simpsons in real life. https://t.co/chbda7wwEB pic.twitter.com/S22auEvc3O

— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) January 20, 2022

I heard Joe made it through a press conference today. Congratulations!pic.twitter.com/1qdaK2izeD

— magathing 🍊 (@magathing) January 20, 2022

PROPHESY FULFILLED! The Simpsons joked about government using Tom Hanks for propaganda and Biden is making it reality! 🤣😭 https://t.co/TQRpPEMRjw

— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) January 20, 2022

Now Putin is just mocking us… pic.twitter.com/nvRmp9QwZj

— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) January 20, 2022

Speaker Pelosi sent out N-95 masks to every House office. Unfortunately, I can’t read the instructions. pic.twitter.com/4nDTTkayFQ

— Bryan Steil (@BryanSteil) January 20, 2022

Uyghurs Burn Warriors Jerseys In Protest But Unfortunately Have To Start Making New Ones Afterwardhttps://t.co/2ZPZ0wGd49

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 21, 2022

If you think your day was rough, imagine how awkward it must've been for Robert Reich to go back to work making cookies in a tree after he advocated for violence against Kyrsten Sinema...

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) January 21, 2022

Exhausted Biden Returns To Basement To Rest Up For Next Year's Press Conferencehttps://t.co/UvZgtCEsbK

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 21, 2022