"Quando tu vives en el VAN DOWN BY THE RIO!!!"

awesome. remember the one when Rudy G. was re-elected as mayor of NYC, and they mocked his inaguration with Farley playing his kid making all the faces and climbing on his back during the ceremony. High comedy.

also, the herlihy boy skits.

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Oh man, there are too many. A few that come to mind are Massive Headwound Harry, The McLaughlin Group, the opener when George H W Bush addresses the Iraqi people, Astronaut Jones, Wil Ferrel being born a 37 year old man, Ass Don't Stink commercial, Handi-Off commercial, Josh Acid, the Whipmaster, the one where Nicholas Cage was picking out baby names ("Telegram here for Mr and Mrs Asswipe Johnson.""That's Oz-wee-pay.", Former president Gerald Ford eaten by wolves today, Who's More Grizzled...

for those who said farley's chippendales and coffee (which is absolutely hilarious), here's a link

http://www.milkandcookies.com/keywords/chrisfarley/

good call Randi607, I loved the RIDE THE SNAKE skit.

Will Ferrel: "I've lost 200 pounds, and realized that I am the Devil!"
Carrey: "Oh yeah? Scan me!"
Ferrel's head & eyes start bleeding

The Continental sketches with Christopher Walken, the Chippendales audition, and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer all rank up there with Cowbell.

I've seen a few of my favorite mentioned already.
Schwetty balls was great.
Scmidts gay has got to be top five.
Cowbell was funny but not all THAT funny.
Landshark of course.

Others:
Eddie Murphy as the fifth Beatle....greatness.
"Hey Paul, let's get rid of Clarence and steal all of his good ideas"

There was a spoof car commercial they did back in the 70's where a rabbi performs a bris in the backseat of a licoln. That was great.

Hannukah Harry was great.

The skit with John McCain where he played that creepy stalker-like guy. Not to mention the monologue with "Ferecito" on that episode was hilarious.



John 3:16

"Thirty years ago kids talked about their duties and responsibilities ... today they talk about their rights and privileges."

One more nominee: the male synchronized swimming skit.

"Hey, you! I know you, I know you!"

I also get a kick out of the "Mango" skit with Garth Brooks.

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The Crying Baby Jesus (for the manger)
Big Red (the viking toy)

Bad Idea Jeans. "When am I going to be in Haiti again?"

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Mango sucked balls.

Astronaut Jones ws pretty hilarious though.

for commercials cluckin chicken is definately great. nothing like seeing a cut off cartoon chicken head with blood dripping out.

4 favorite SNL sketches of the top o my head...
James Brown celebrity hot tub
Buckwheat sings (wookinpanub)
I gotta have more cowbell!
Connie Stinson (hey hog, lay off the chunky chews)

Honorable mentions from Living Color:
Marlee Matlin Sings (Com'on Baby...Ki-dos daisies!)
MC Hammer video (Uh-oh, Uh-oh!...)

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i also liked the one with "erotic cakes"

Samurai Tailor.
Samurai Delicatessen.
Mexican Killer Bees. (Badges? We don' need no stinkin' badges!)
Coneheads.

Bass-o-matic ad is the best all time, hands down.

I actually performed the cowbell skit on stage last year. I played Gene Frenkle (Will Ferrell's part.) It was great.

My favorite skits are
cowbell
kattan and ferrell doing Air Supply
Buckwheat sings
nick burns with jackie chan
adam sandler doing bruce springsteen
cork soaker skit
dana carvey Gerald Ford dead skit (Tom Brokaw)
"Pranksters" with Christopher Walken
Gap Girls with Alec Baldwin
Chippendale's
"I drive a Dodge Stratus!"

tammy faye baker, jim baker, zsa zsa gabor and leona helmsley escape from prison

Buckwheat's killer, John David Stutts, has been shot.

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The original Matt Foley sketch gets me every time.

Another really funny moment was with Tracy Morgan, Lorne Michaels, and Garth Brooks.

"Get me a soda, b****!"

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Dark and lonely on a summer's night.

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Watchdog barking. Do he bite?

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OK, I must add Alec Baldwin's Shweddy Balls from NPR's Delicious Dish.

Stuart Smalley meets Michael Jordan is about the only funny thing Al Franken has ever done...but that particular skit was genius.

Val Kilmer playing "Iceman" as a fat, older commerical airline pilot constantly saying, "YOU'RE DANGEROUS" to all his crew.

Hilarious!

Definitely Columbia Decaffinated Crystals.

Hey! you remember when Chris Farley had that skit where he talked to famous people and asked them about certain things in each movie that they were in and how they liked it and what it was like? That was great.

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